Enchoseon is creating shitposts
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Hi. I’m Neo, the dude who runs Enchoseon at the expense of his sanity.
 
Running the site has taught me four things:

  1. I want to keep blogging
  2. I’m seriously doing this on a shoestring
  3. Costs for self-hosting will increase with more expansion
  4. This shoestring will become a noodle

As a one-man team, I do all of my web design, SEO, and whatever else you’re supposed to have professional hired people do. This means the costs are absolutely minimal, but they are still too high.

I started Enchoseon by posting 2,000-3,000-word web serials each month on a free Wordpress website. I stopped my web serials when I hit creative writer’s block, and now I do shitposts.

If you like what I do and would like to personally support my work before I go broke, you should donate a couple bucks each month to reduce the pain and chaos behind the scenes.

Thanks so much for being a reader.

Now excuse me as I stop typing and go take a much-needed shit, because this is how I want to end my Patreon message and nobody can stop me.

Tiers
That tier with a long description
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I originally had an extremely long tier title but then Patreon added a limit to how large you can make tier titles so after I edited it and tried to put it back Patreon blocked it but I'm too lazy come up with another title to I'll just call this "That tier with a long description."
Butt-colored image
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So I was trying to find some pictures to be the tier image but I accidentally used this picture of a random color instead. But I'm just gonna roll with it.
This color is like cotton candy
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So here's another color.


It remind me of cotton candy.

I ran out of pics so you get to be Nico
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I ran out of pictures so you get to be Nico from a random doujin I screenshotted.


Fun Fact: This picture was the site logo for some time before I realized I uploaded the wrong photo.

A tree
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You get to be tree from the thumbnail of a cringey long-deleted christmas album I created in garageband in 6th grade and uploaded to Soundcloud.


I think I stole the picture from a more popular album and replaced the creator's name with mine, which is what Soundcloud is all about.

A guilt-inducing picture
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Art by my 7th grade art teacher, Mrs. Sato.


I made an art challenge when I was still blogging with a .wordpress domain and a very noobish aura that permeated all of my writing. However, I had one thing that I currently lack: Drive and motive.


Depressing.


Aaaaaanyways, my art teacher was the only person who participated, and nobody ever saw her art.


But here it is, albeit a bit overdue. Boom.

Weird Japanese art I had to share
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You were probably expecting a lewd anime picture depicting some weird fetish, but you were wrong.
A rich waitbutwhy fan
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If you have enough money to blow 8 bucks each month you probably have enough money to support waitbutwhy, which is the blog that people think I rip off when I literally only found out about it a couple months ago when I saw Tim Urban's Ted Talk on procrastination.
A person who can resist 9 caramels
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Nine bucks can get you 9 boxes of Werther's Caramels. I ate a whole box in one day and I nearly puked, so I can only imagine how trippy it'd be to eat 9 whole boxes.


By donating this amount each month you'll be sacrificing your chance of doing this yourself, and I applaud you for that.

Goals
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Lucky Seven
A little over 25% of the site costs would be paid off.
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Hi. I’m Neo, the dude who runs Enchoseon at the expense of his sanity.
 
Running the site has taught me four things:

  1. I want to keep blogging
  2. I’m seriously doing this on a shoestring
  3. Costs for self-hosting will increase with more expansion
  4. This shoestring will become a noodle

As a one-man team, I do all of my web design, SEO, and whatever else you’re supposed to have professional hired people do. This means the costs are absolutely minimal, but they are still too high.

I started Enchoseon by posting 2,000-3,000-word web serials each month on a free Wordpress website. I stopped my web serials when I hit creative writer’s block, and now I do shitposts.

If you like what I do and would like to personally support my work before I go broke, you should donate a couple bucks each month to reduce the pain and chaos behind the scenes.

Thanks so much for being a reader.

Now excuse me as I stop typing and go take a much-needed shit, because this is how I want to end my Patreon message and nobody can stop me.

Recent posts by Enchoseon

Tiers
That tier with a long description
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
I originally had an extremely long tier title but then Patreon added a limit to how large you can make tier titles so after I edited it and tried to put it back Patreon blocked it but I'm too lazy come up with another title to I'll just call this "That tier with a long description."
Butt-colored image
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So I was trying to find some pictures to be the tier image but I accidentally used this picture of a random color instead. But I'm just gonna roll with it.
This color is like cotton candy
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So here's another color.


It remind me of cotton candy.

I ran out of pics so you get to be Nico
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I ran out of pictures so you get to be Nico from a random doujin I screenshotted.


Fun Fact: This picture was the site logo for some time before I realized I uploaded the wrong photo.

A tree
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You get to be tree from the thumbnail of a cringey long-deleted christmas album I created in garageband in 6th grade and uploaded to Soundcloud.


I think I stole the picture from a more popular album and replaced the creator's name with mine, which is what Soundcloud is all about.

A guilt-inducing picture
$6 or more per month 0 patrons
Art by my 7th grade art teacher, Mrs. Sato.


I made an art challenge when I was still blogging with a .wordpress domain and a very noobish aura that permeated all of my writing. However, I had one thing that I currently lack: Drive and motive.


Depressing.


Aaaaaanyways, my art teacher was the only person who participated, and nobody ever saw her art.


But here it is, albeit a bit overdue. Boom.

Weird Japanese art I had to share
$7 or more per month 0 patrons
You were probably expecting a lewd anime picture depicting some weird fetish, but you were wrong.
A rich waitbutwhy fan
$8 or more per month 0 patrons
If you have enough money to blow 8 bucks each month you probably have enough money to support waitbutwhy, which is the blog that people think I rip off when I literally only found out about it a couple months ago when I saw Tim Urban's Ted Talk on procrastination.
A person who can resist 9 caramels
$9 or more per month 0 patrons
Nine bucks can get you 9 boxes of Werther's Caramels. I ate a whole box in one day and I nearly puked, so I can only imagine how trippy it'd be to eat 9 whole boxes.


By donating this amount each month you'll be sacrificing your chance of doing this yourself, and I applaud you for that.