Endless Jess is creating a way out.
228

patrons

$797
per video thing

The Man Called Endless Jess. Sometimes Endlett Je.

Ghetto Spiritualist, Sewer Priest, The Sultan of Satire and the Saint of Sincerity.

I make comedies, tragedies, and miscellaneous catastrophes of a deeply personal and wildly passionate nature.

I like comics, wrestling, video games, music, animes, movies, tv, and respectable people.

I am beset by bastards and always on the run, scattering my content secretly throughout the internet. Becoming a patron is the best way to stay updated on all my stuff.

I am poor as shit and my life is an endless parade of humiliation and pain.

Help. Let me out. 
Tiers
Real Human Being
$1 or more per video thing 101 patrons
EXCLUSIVE Content AND My Secret Blog.
I don't trust people and I'm afraid of the world so most of my content these days is exclusive to patrons. This includes big lets plays, cool songs, secret podcasts, fully edited videos, and other secret stuff i don't share with the public. Also exclusive to patrons are my blogs, where you get to see my real thoughts and in depth behind the scenes info. Nice!
Hamboi In Training
$3 or more per video thing 63 patrons
-Secret Bonus Podcast
This is a special podcast only for 3 dollar people and up. I'll talk about all the stuff people miss hearing me talk about, like wrestling, comics, video games, and whatever horrible nightmare i've been living lately. Interesting stuff!
Full Hamboi
$5 or more per video thing 70 patrons
Welcome to Hamboi Town
At this tier you are considered a full fledged hamboi with access to the official Hamboi Town discord server, the only place left where nobody's a cunt. I'm in there and am usually online, so you can interact with me and all my hambois. It's fun!
Includes Discord rewards
Sushi Swine
$10 or more per video thing 17 patrons
Bonus Commentary Track
Every month i will record an insightful and hilarious commentary track on a wrestling match, movie, tv show, or youtube video. You can watch stuff and listen to me talk over it! Cool!
Includes Discord rewards
Endless Friend
$15 or more per video thing 7 patrons
Video Request
At this tier you get to choose the topic of a future endless jess masterpiece. Anything at all. Be it game, movie, comic, social issue, sexual technique. Anything.
Includes Discord rewards
Buttchug Brother
$25 or more per video thing 2 patrons
I haven't figured this one out yet. 
Includes Discord rewards
Cool Character
$50 or more per video thing 0 patrons
Cool Character Podcast

At this tier you get to request topics for an exclusive podcast from one of my famous wacky characters. Wanna hear what Colt Corona's been up to? Or maybe hear some spicy opinions from The Kayfabe Commander? How bout some Pro Gaming Tips from Shinobi 3? Any topics you want, any characters you want, just for you. Amazing!

Whut?
$100 or more per video thing 0 patrons
Impossible.
$150 or more per video thing 0 patrons
Darmok and Jalod
$200 or more per video thing 0 patrons
Goals
$797 of $1,000 per video thing
Help.
At this level i am able to pay my bills, feed my bastards, and save up towards getting the hell out of this waking nightmare.
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The Man Called Endless Jess. Sometimes Endlett Je.

Ghetto Spiritualist, Sewer Priest, The Sultan of Satire and the Saint of Sincerity.

I make comedies, tragedies, and miscellaneous catastrophes of a deeply personal and wildly passionate nature.

I like comics, wrestling, video games, music, animes, movies, tv, and respectable people.

I am beset by bastards and always on the run, scattering my content secretly throughout the internet. Becoming a patron is the best way to stay updated on all my stuff.

I am poor as shit and my life is an endless parade of humiliation and pain.

Help. Let me out. 

Recent posts by Endless Jess

Tiers
Real Human Being
$1 or more per video thing 101 patrons
EXCLUSIVE Content AND My Secret Blog.
I don't trust people and I'm afraid of the world so most of my content these days is exclusive to patrons. This includes big lets plays, cool songs, secret podcasts, fully edited videos, and other secret stuff i don't share with the public. Also exclusive to patrons are my blogs, where you get to see my real thoughts and in depth behind the scenes info. Nice!
Hamboi In Training
$3 or more per video thing 63 patrons
-Secret Bonus Podcast
This is a special podcast only for 3 dollar people and up. I'll talk about all the stuff people miss hearing me talk about, like wrestling, comics, video games, and whatever horrible nightmare i've been living lately. Interesting stuff!
Full Hamboi
$5 or more per video thing 70 patrons
Welcome to Hamboi Town
At this tier you are considered a full fledged hamboi with access to the official Hamboi Town discord server, the only place left where nobody's a cunt. I'm in there and am usually online, so you can interact with me and all my hambois. It's fun!
Includes Discord rewards
Sushi Swine
$10 or more per video thing 17 patrons
Bonus Commentary Track
Every month i will record an insightful and hilarious commentary track on a wrestling match, movie, tv show, or youtube video. You can watch stuff and listen to me talk over it! Cool!
Includes Discord rewards
Endless Friend
$15 or more per video thing 7 patrons
Video Request
At this tier you get to choose the topic of a future endless jess masterpiece. Anything at all. Be it game, movie, comic, social issue, sexual technique. Anything.
Includes Discord rewards
Buttchug Brother
$25 or more per video thing 2 patrons
I haven't figured this one out yet. 
Includes Discord rewards
Cool Character
$50 or more per video thing 0 patrons
Cool Character Podcast

At this tier you get to request topics for an exclusive podcast from one of my famous wacky characters. Wanna hear what Colt Corona's been up to? Or maybe hear some spicy opinions from The Kayfabe Commander? How bout some Pro Gaming Tips from Shinobi 3? Any topics you want, any characters you want, just for you. Amazing!

Whut?
$100 or more per video thing 0 patrons
Impossible.
$150 or more per video thing 0 patrons
Darmok and Jalod
$200 or more per video thing 0 patrons