Elise is creating Medical stories
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$89
per full blog post
I write shift reports: medical stories fresh from the unit, with clear language, disgusting metaphors, and all the stress and horror and shit-flinging you can handle during your lunch break.

I've been writing these stories for a while now, and some jerks insisted that I put together a Patreon while I scrape all my tales into a book-shaped pile. I plan to post about once a week, with occasional extras; my posts are pretty meaty and take a while to write, and if you have some weird urge to support me in my terrible tale-telling, your dollars help me spend time writing instead of picking up extra shifts. Less poop for me to touch, more poop for you to read about. We all win!
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Pledge $1 or more per full blog post
47 patrons
I write shift reports: medical stories fresh from the unit, with clear language, disgusting metaphors, and all the stress and horror and shit-flinging you can handle during your lunch break.

I've been writing these stories for a while now, and some jerks insisted that I put together a Patreon while I scrape all my tales into a book-shaped pile. I plan to post about once a week, with occasional extras; my posts are pretty meaty and take a while to write, and if you have some weird urge to support me in my terrible tale-telling, your dollars help me spend time writing instead of picking up extra shifts. Less poop for me to touch, more poop for you to read about. We all win!

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Pledge $1 or more per full blog post
47 patrons