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exurb1a

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I'm not sure why you're doing this, but I'm grateful

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I'd be more than happy to thank you via email, have a chat, shoot the breeze, etc. If you're ever in Eastern Europe we can go do a little drinking together, if that happens to be your pastime.
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Now I'm even more confused about your motivations. You're exceptionally kind nonetheless

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As with the other rewards, the least I can do is reach out. It's a strange thing, giving strangers money, especially when their work is as pointless as mine. Nonetheless the effort is enormously appreciated, of course. I'll throw you my Steam handle, house keys, life savings, whatever. That was a joke of course; you can't have my Steam handle.

Why are you doing this. Why are you giving money to strangers

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If you're a reader, drop me your email at [email protected] and I'll get my books over to you as Epub, Mobi, or PDF files—that's the least I can do. All I can say is I hope you enjoy short stories and poor plotting. 


I'm not sure why you're doing this, but I'm grateful

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I'd be more than happy to thank you via email, have a chat, shoot the breeze, etc. If you're ever in Eastern Europe we can go do a little drinking together, if that happens to be your pastime.
YOU MIGHT LIKE

Now I'm even more confused about your motivations. You're exceptionally kind nonetheless

$5
/ creation
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As with the other rewards, the least I can do is reach out. It's a strange thing, giving strangers money, especially when their work is as pointless as mine. Nonetheless the effort is enormously appreciated, of course. I'll throw you my Steam handle, house keys, life savings, whatever. That was a joke of course; you can't have my Steam handle.

Why are you doing this. Why are you giving money to strangers

Sold out!

$10
/ creation
If you're a reader, drop me your email at [email protected] and I'll get my books over to you as Epub, Mobi, or PDF files—that's the least I can do. All I can say is I hope you enjoy short stories and poor plotting. 


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