exurb1a

is creating Philosophy, Awkwardness, and Dick jokes

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About exurb1a

Oh hi. It's you. 

I currently make Youtube videos with snatches of my time in between working and my other hobbies which include: working, managing a Mexican drug empire, and working. The second one arguably counts as work also, but what can I say; work you love is a hobby, right?

I would prefer to make Youtube videos with not just my free time but my working time. As in, I'd like to do it as a job. With more time, I can put out better, more depressing, and hopefully slightly - though not very - funny content. This will include: more dick jokes, more dick jokes, and a great deal of exposition about my opinions on Faye Reagan. Which are numerous.

I live in Eastern Europe and currently own: one pair of trousers, a shoe, and a snapped pencil called Tim. I saved up for some time to buy Tim and I'm quite worried about using him too often as he will wear down and I will be forced to invest my life savings in some kind of obscure new technology such as a pen. That is, if I'm going to do this full-time, I need almost nothing to live on. 

That's the long and short of it, homeboy. 

When I was young I wanted to be a musician, but I'm terrible at piano. So I decided to be a writer. I was atrocious at writing. I got a little older. Youtubing seems to be going all right. And by all right I mean mediocre content and angst. 

 I would like to do more of it, and better. 

All the best and thanks for letting me waste your time, 

With undying love and a little passive-aggressive resentment,

Ex.  
 


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I'm not sure why you're doing this, but I'm grateful
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I'd be more than happy to thank you via email, have a chat, shoot the breeze, etc. If you're ever in Eastern Europe we can go do a little drinking together, if that happens to be your pastime.
Now I'm even more confused about your motivations. You're exceptionally kind nonetheless
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As with the other rewards, the least I can do is reach out. It's a strange thing, giving strangers money, especially when their work is as pointless as mine. Nonetheless the effort is enormously appreciated, of course. I'll throw you my Steam handle, house keys, life savings, whatever. That was a joke of course; you can't have my Steam handle.
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If you're a reader, drop me your email at [email protected] and I'll get my books over to you as Epub, Mobi, or PDF files—that's the least I can do. All I can say is I hope you enjoy short stories and poor plotting. 


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