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The Dongs (QUICKIES-ONLY)

reward item
$5
per month

This is THE hot spot for every boner, err, bonus piece of content created by Fangasm. Think: underground Potterotica archives and Patreon-only quickie episodes. It’s all happening here so get on board and show us your F (fangasm) face.


  • 100+ Harry Potter, The Office, and Game of Thrones Quickies—ALL one-off stories or short series previously created by Fangasm and Potterotica available only here. Stories like: 
    • The one where Draco is a stripper in muggle London
    • The one where Snape catches on fire every time he orgasms
    • The one where Ron and Pansy use burner owls to have a sexy affair
    • The one where Neville and Luna find an aphrodisiac plant and get it on in the greenhouse
    • The one where a young Lily is torn between her boyfriend James and his doggedly (wink) handsome bff
    • The one where Harry and Draco get it on at a bar on Halloween as a Mummy and Vampire
    • The one where Luna and Ginny hook up by the Black Lake
    • The one where Bill and Fleur are engaged and engage in some racy acts
    • The holiday one where Remus and Sirius jingle their *balls* all the way
    • The one where Ron is married to Hermione but his “tiny problem” means they call in Harry to help
    • The one where Cedric and Cho make pasta and love
    • The one where Professors Ginny and Draco try to catch snitches, not feelings
    • The one with Professor Umbridge and Filch that you will regret ever listening to
    • The one with the partner swap between Tonks, Remus, Bill, and Fleur
    • The one where Sirius and Hermione can’t get out of bed
    • The one where our guest host Mike Schubert has to listen to a Voldy + Harry Britney Spears tribute
    • The one featuring Polyjizz—and a Ginny and Draco tryst
    • The fan-written one where we discover Borace Plughorn’s origin story
    • The one where the Fantastic Beasts characters work at a university and attend a holiday faculty, err f*ckulty, party
    • The one where Danny’s boyfriend’s dad writes a Harry Potter porno...without ever having read the books
    • The one where Danny’s boyfriend’s dad writes ANOTHER HP porno that somehow also involves a Disney character
    • The one where two Office-mates have a lunch-break fondle
    • The one where Jim and Pam put the cum in commute.
    • The one where Queen Sansa puts on some leather britches and Jaime can’t get enough of it.
    • The one where Jaime, Brienne, and Tormund get hot hot hot in a hot tub
    • The one where Tormund is a sex coach in a Lover’s Cave
    • The one where Sansa Stark drinks too much and posts sexy messages on Jon Stark’s Facebook page (AU where they’re not related.
    • The AU one where Jon Stark shows up on Sansa’s doorstep and she’s in nothing but a towel. (Not related in this story!!!)
    • The one with Neville, Ron, Draco, and Harry and three of them get it on in a bar bathroom
    • The one featuring a new golden trio for a glorious threesome.
    • The one where Percy Weasley and Neville get in on in Greenhouse 4(play) 
    • The one where Dobby strips for Lucious at The Horny Basilisk
    • AND SHOCKINGLY, A LOT MORE WET N WILD ACTION YOU CAN ONLY LISTEN TO HERE
  • AND BOOM: CONTENT NEVER EXPIRES

The Dongs (BLACK CLOTH)

reward item
$10
per month
Everything you get at the $5 Dong Level, but plus a ton of extra-horny content. 

*****

This is THE hot spot for every boner, err, bonus piece of content created by Fangasm. Think: underground Potterotica archives, Patreon-only quickie episodes special behind the scenes videos, host confessions, Danny-original games, and insider access to what series or ship we read next. It’s all happening here so get on board and show us your F (fangasm) face.

  • VIP Monthly Quickies—all future Fangasm quickies will ONLY available here, and they’ll be the weirdest, silliest one-offs ever.
  • Early listening access to Season episodes before they're officially released to the general public on the pod 
  • Exclusive, behind-the-scenes audio + video + games
    • After Hours video content
    • Behind Our Behind live videos as we record
    • Cockword puzzles for Seasons 6 & 7
    • Host T&As
  • LIVE SHOW Episodes (only available here), including our live LeakyCon Panel and all future shenanigans
  • Ability to vote to select future stories, series, and ships
  • Top-secret Onboarding Pack (keep your lips zipped + pants unzipped)
  • UNRELEASED episodes from the vault
  • A fundraiser episode featuring a steamy, Sirmione fic we recorded to help raise money for Hurricane Harvey support efforts.
  • Lost Season 3 first episode 
  • Pod in Review (from when we "ended" the show)
    • Part 1: The Fannies
    • Part 2: Love & Lust Notes
  • Two bonus episodes from Season 8
  • Birthday Hornyscopes 
  • 100+ Harry Potter, The Office, and Game of Thrones Quickies—ALL one-off stories or short series, meet the author interviews, and bonus episodes previously created by Potterotica available only here. Stories like: 
    • The one where Draco is a stripper in muggle London
    • The one where Snape catches on fire every time he orgasms
    • The one where Ron and Pansy use burner owls to have a sexy affair
    • The one where Neville and Luna find an aphrodisiac plant and get it on in the greenhouse
    • The one where a young Lily is torn between her boyfriend James and his doggedly (wink) handsome bff
    • The one where Harry and Draco get it on at a bar on Halloween as a Mummy and Vampire
    • The one where Luna and Ginny hook up by the Black Lake
    • The one where Bill and Fleur are engaged and engage in some racy acts
    • The holiday one where Remus and Sirius jingle their *balls* all the way
    • The one where Ron is married to Hermione but his “tiny problem” means they call in Harry to help
    • The one where Cedric and Cho make pasta and love
    • The one where Professors Ginny and Draco try to catch snitches, not feelings
    • The one with Professor Umbridge and Filch that you will regret ever listening to
    • The one with the partner swap between Tonks, Remus, Bill, and Fleur
    • The one where Sirius and Hermione can’t get out of bed
    • The one where our guest host Mike Schubert has to listen to a Voldy + Harry Britney Spears tribute
    • The one featuring Polyjizz—and a Ginny and Draco tryst
    • The fan-written one where we discover Borace Plughorn’s origin story
    • The one where the Fantastic Beasts characters work at a university and attend a holiday faculty, err f*ckulty, party
    • The one where Danny’s boyfriend’s dad writes a Harry Potter porno...without ever having read the books
    • The one where Danny’s boyfriend’s dad writes ANOTHER HP porno that somehow also involves a Disney character
    • The one where two Office-mates have a lunch-break fondle
    • The one where Jim and Pam put the cum in commute.
    • The one where Queen Sansa puts on some leather britches and Jaime can’t get enough of it.
    • The one where Jaime, Brienne, and Tormund get hot hot hot in a hot tub
    • The one where Tormund is a sex coach in a Lover’s Cave
    • The one where Sansa Stark drinks too much and posts sexy messages on Jon Stark’s Facebook page (AU where they’re not related.)
    • The AU one where Jon Stark shows up on Sansa’s doorstep and she’s in nothing but a towel. (Not related in this story!!!)
    • The one with Neville, Ron, Draco, and Harry and three of them get it on in a bar bathroom
    • The one featuring a new golden trio for a glorious threesome.
    • The one where Percy Weasley and Neville get in on in Greenhouse 4(play) 
    • The one where Dobby strips for Lucious at The Horny Basilisk
    • AND SHOCKINGLY, A LOT MORE WET N WILD ACTION YOU CAN ONLY LISTEN TO HERE
  • AND BOOM: CONTENT NEVER EXPIRES

The Dongs (GOLD)

reward item
$25
per month
Everything you get at the $10 Dong Level, but your $25 contribution (an extra $15/month) is an extra bit of support to help us produce the pod. 

Plus, you can make this a one-time thing and drop down to the $5 Dong Level (Quickies-Only) or the standard $10 Dong Level (Black Cloth) at anytime! 

*****

This is THE hot spot for every boner, err, bonus piece of content created by Fangasm. Think: underground Potterotica archives, Patreon-only quickie episodes special behind the scenes videos, host confessions, Danny-original games, and insider access to what series or ship we read next. It’s all happening here so get on board and show us your F (fangasm) face.

  • VIP Monthly Quickies—all future Fangasm quickies will ONLY available here, and they’ll be the weirdest, silliest one-offs ever.
  • Early listening access to Season episodes before they're officially released to the general public on the pod
  • Exclusive, behind-the-scenes audio + video + games
    • After Hours video content
    • Behind Our Behind live videos as we record
    • Cockword puzzles for Seasons 6 & 7
    • Host T&As
  • LIVE SHOW Episodes (only available here), including our live LeakyCon Panel and all future shenanigans
  • Ability to vote to select future stories, series, and ships
  • Top-secret Onboarding Pack (keep your lips zipped + pants unzipped)
  • UNRELEASED episodes from the vault
  • A fundraiser episode feat. a Sirmione fic we recorded to help raise money for Hurricane Harvey support efforts.
  • Lost Season 3 first episode 
  • Pod in Review (from when we "ended" the show)
    • Part 1: The Fannies
    • Part 2: Love & Lust Notes
  • Two bonus episodes from Season 8
  • Birthday Hornyscopes 
  • 100+ Harry Potter, The Office, and Game of Thrones Quickies—ALL one-off stories or short series, meet the author interviews, and bonus episodes previously created by Potterotica available only here. Stories like: 
    • The one where Draco is a stripper in muggle London
    • The one where Snape catches on fire every time he orgasms
    • The one where Ron and Pansy use burner owls to have a sexy affair
    • The one where Neville and Luna find an aphrodisiac plant and get it on in the greenhouse
    • The one where a young Lily is torn between her boyfriend James and his doggedly (wink) handsome bff
    • The one where Harry and Draco get it on at a bar on Halloween as a Mummy and Vampire
    • The one where Luna and Ginny hook up by the Black Lake
    • The one where Bill and Fleur are engaged and engage in some racy acts
    • The holiday one where Remus and Sirius jingle their *balls* all the way
    • The one where Ron is married to Hermione but his “tiny problem” means they call in Harry to help
    • The one where Cedric and Cho make pasta and love
    • The one where Professors Ginny and Draco try to catch snitches, not feelings
    • The one with Professor Umbridge and Filch that you will regret ever listening to
    • The one with the partner swap between Tonks, Remus, Bill, and Fleur
    • The one where Sirius and Hermione can’t get out of bed
    • The one where our guest host Mike Schubert has to listen to a Voldy + Harry Britney Spears tribute
    • The one featuring Polyjizz—and a Ginny and Draco tryst
    • The fan-written one where we discover Borace Plughorn’s origin story
    • The one where the Fantastic Beasts characters work at a university and attend a holiday faculty, err f*ckulty, party
    • The one where Danny’s boyfriend’s dad writes a Harry Potter porno...without ever having read the books
    • The one where Danny’s boyfriend’s dad writes ANOTHER HP porno that somehow also involves a Disney character
    • The one where two Office-mates have a lunch-break fondle
    • The one where Jim and Pam put the cum in commute.
    • The one where Queen Sansa puts on some leather britches and Jaime can’t get enough of it.
    • The one where Jaime, Brienne, and Tormund get hot hot hot in a hot tub
    • The one where Tormund is a sex coach in a Lover’s Cave
    • The one where Sansa Stark drinks too much and posts sexy messages on Jon Stark’s Facebook page (AU where they’re not related.
    • The AU one where Jon Stark shows up on Sansa’s doorstep and she’s in nothing but a towel. (Not related in this story!!!)
    • The one with Neville, Ron, Draco, and Harry and three of them get it on in a bar bathroom
    • The one featuring a new golden trio for a glorious threesome.
    • The one where Percy Weasley and Neville get in on in Greenhouse 4(play) 
    • The one where Dobby strips for Lucious at The Horny Basilisk
    • AND SHOCKINGLY, A LOT MORE WET N WILD ACTION YOU CAN ONLY LISTEN TO HERE
  • AND BOOM: CONTENT NEVER EXPIRES

About

Are you horny for Fangasm (formerly: The Potterotica Podcast)? Want more than your weekly fix? Hard up for exclusive content? Longing for fun prizes and contests? Thirsty for insider access to recordings and host shenanigans and special events? Patreon-erotica is HERE, folks!  As a Dong, you’ll officially be in the club of the horniest members of The Fanny Pack. (And you can guess the secret handshake. Wait, ew!) We’re so excited you’re here and raring to show you all of our extra goodies not available to the average listener. You’re VIP, now (Very Important (fanny) Pack)—be proud.

—Allie, Lyndsay + Danny
Goals
18% complete
In order to #SavePotterotica (AKA make sure our past seasons and content can still be available to the public) we are expanding the pod to cover multiple fandoms—and thus disassociate from the HP universe and those who take issue with certain use of characters. It will be called Fangasm and if we can raise the funds to rebrand (think: hiring a designer and developer for a new website, hiring an expert to port over of all content and recategorize and republish, hiring cover art designer, developing new theme music, etc.) we can continue the sexy, silly, fanfic madness that we all love so much.

By becoming a Dong, you will not only get access to all of the amazing bonus/boner content ONLY available to the army, but you'll be ensuring that Potterotica lives on (as a 'Harry Potter' season under Fangasm) and that your three fav hosts can keep creating erotic, exciting, fangasmic content for your ears and loins. Your $10 contribution (or more if you choose!) will be a monthly membership so if you only want to donate once, make sure to cancel the following month; otherwise buckle up because this is likely where ALL (as in all 50+ Potterotica Quickie Episodes, Live Shows, Author Interviews, Bonus Content) will live exclusively PLUS ongoing Fangasm quickies, bonus content, and LIVE shows!
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