Thrilling tales from the lands of Orcspire and Daranos!

Have Your Say!
For the paltry sum of $1 you will have a say in what goes on in our stories. That's right! All Patreon supporters will be able to vote on which prompts we use for our next episode.

We'll still be taking our prompts from YouTube comments. We'll pick a few, you'll vote!

Read Fantasy Fiction!
Supporters who give $3 a month will receive PDFs of our latest stories! You can read them whenever! Print them out, put 'em in a binder, and say to your friend, "Hey check out this old tome I made of cool stuff."

Druid Academy Alumni
Patreon supporters who pledge $5 a month will be accepted into the Druid Academy and expedited directly to graduation! You'll receive a PDF of your personalized Druid Academy diploma with your name, profession, and signatures from Reeses the Wize and Ol' Snickerdoodle! Print it out on a nice piece of paper, frame it, and hang it in your Murkmonk home or cubicle! Check it out:


What profession will you get? Who knows? Your cool friends will say, "HOLY MOLY! You went to the Druid Academy? Did you see Jimmy Treebranch? Did he turn into a hotdog?" 

You'll also receive all previous tier rewards.

Become a Part of Orcspire or Daranos & Join Us in the Mead Hall!
OH MY GOLDEN RINGS! Patreon backers who give $10 a month will exist within the realm of their choosing: Orcspire or Daranos and you'll be invited to a monthly Google Hangout where we'll share a drink and chat with you!

You will be sent a PDF with your new Fantasy Fiction name, race, and class on a certificate. 


It'd be a good idea to print this out and pin it up at work, or fold it up and put it in your wallet . You never know when you're going to have to show someone how hard you can fantasy flex.

Now that you're in our worlds, you gotta join us in the Mead Hall! We'll announce the date of our monthly Google Hangout on our Patreon blog, then invite you via email the night of. We'll talk movies, video games, fantasy, and everything else all over the delicious taste of mead. 

You'll also receive all previous reward tiers.

Personal 'Thank You' on the Show
Whoa! $15? That's a lot of money! As our way of saying thanks we'll do it literally on the show! At the end of each episode we'll personally thank the kind folks who donated at this level. 

You'll also receive all previous reward tiers.

Monthly Fantasy Fiction Wallpaper
Let's face it: your desktop background doesn't have enough swords, goblins, or flagons of mead. NAY! We must resolve this. Supporters who donate $20 or more will receive a fine, fine Fantasy Fiction wallpaper once a month. Got a suggestion for a character to be featured on said art? Well good news: Patreon supporters can submit their picks!

You'll also receive all previous reward tiers.

We'll Name Your Stuff!
Need a name for your D&D character, fantasy football team, or new, wicked-crazy bong with etched dragons on it? We're there for ya! Supporters who donate at this level will also receive one cool name. You email us what you need named, we'll come up with it.

You'll receive the recording in an email, and all previous reward tiers.

Personalized Voicemail from Reeses and Snickerdoodle!
WHOA! You have $50? You must be an enchanter of rare, magic items! For donating $50 or more you'll  get a personalized voicemail recorded by Reeses T. Wize and O. Snickerdoodle! Our busted All-See-Ball can actually receive incoming messages at this rate, so the money just goes right to them. 

You'll receive the recording in an email, and all previous reward tiers.