Kieran is creating Blogging and Nerd Swag
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Who THE eff am I? 
I'm a 30 something year old American nerd living in New Zealand. 
I work as a cleaner, and I aspire to please nerds.  I make DIY swag for nerds, authors and others - as well as design book covers, t shirts and write nerdy fiction. 

I also have anxiety, ADHD and am on the Autism Spectrum.  Despite no formal diagnosis from the NZ mental health system on some of that, i've had fairly good indication from professionals that if it runs in family, it's stuck like glue.   Part of that means I can't work that much, and studying is difficult - but not IMPOSSIBLE! 

I'm working VERY hard on doing things far more professional, but due to my limitations (anyone heard of the spoon theory? yea - i'm learning that one!) - it becomes very hard to keep up with things. 

Excuse the really horrible Patreon video - I am honestly trying to work my hardest on one that actually makes sense - but this one should explain a few things!

There's not much more to know, so here's a good idea of what i'm releasing (OR TRYING TO!) :

  • Nerd Swag (Badges, Necklaces and More)
  • Fan Art, Custom Art (Based on my Novel Series i'm working on)
  • Fiction samples (mostly uploaded to wattpad, or in PDF format) 
  • Blogging (Albiet, i'm not really THAT great at blogging!) 
  • Poetry
  • Horrible podcasts and videocasts that include my nerd interests.

What i'm not going to offer you:
  • Porn
  • Perfume that is actually the human  base methane out of my rear-end. (Yes, i'm immature be quiet!)
  • Political Rants.  Gun rants, or anything that CAN REALLY ANNOY YOU.
  • Photos of my rear end.  Photos of your grand mother's rear end - or photos of my dog's rear end.
  • Rants about Cthulu.
  • Naked videos or videocasts of NSFW things. (Unless one video is me sitting in a tshirt and jeans swearing at people.) 

Got it? GET IT? 
GOOD.

 
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
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Thank you! I'll do my best to pull a thank you for EVERYONE once a month!  
Pledge $2 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
Blog Sponsorship - Send me your link in my inbox and i'll get an ad running somewhere on my blog for you.
Patron for Patron
$3 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P) 0 of 10 patrons
Patron for Patron, and Promise - If mine doesn't go through not to bawk out until the 2nd month - Sometimes my stuff doesn't always go through.  I promise i'll try and stay with you through til the end.  
Pledge $5 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
PROGRESS LEVEL!   You will be thanked personally on a page on my blog, and you'll have total access to all process screenshots, and videos when they're first posted.
Pledge $10 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
You'd be awesome, you'd be jammin!  Patron only feed updates, name on the wall - plus you'll get your choice of digital art pieces monthly! You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $12 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
PATREON BLOG AD SPONSORSHIP level!  YOU WILL HAVE your patreon advertised on my blog on a regular basis, with it's own small half rectangle ad on the sidebar.  You'll be sent a questionnaire in your inbox and the answers will be posted with permission within a month or less of getting the answers.
Pledge $40 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
The BADGE REWARD!  You'll be put on a list of people who get a set of five badges each time you donate or even if you donate once. You're supporting the nerd badge revolution!  Price is a little higher so you can get freebie shipping - and you'll get an art print each month. Badge packs ARE random, but include 100% of my work related to the Cathartic Nightmare series. You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $45 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 of 50 patrons
A4 Laminated Print, 4x6 laminated print (Both Signed) and a T-shirt with my Art on it.
Pledge $50 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
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When my book comes out you'll be first on the list to get one! You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $75 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 of 100 patrons
Ten badges, and an A4 laminated print of my artwork.  That simple!  Price is a little higher so you can get freebie shipping - and you'll get an art print each month. Badge packs ARE random. You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $500 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 of 20 patrons
You'll get 60 badges, A4 laminated print and a signed paper back novel (when it comes out).  Also you'll get a huge thank you video on my youtube, a special thank you message on my website. That simple! Price is a little higher so you can get freebie shipping - and you'll get an art print each month. Badge packs ARE random. You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $1,000 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 of 20 patrons
You'll get 100 badges,  5 A4 laminated prints and 2 signed paper back novels (when it comes out). Also you'll get a huge thank you video on my youtube, a special thank you message on my website. That simple! Price is a little higher so you can get freebie shipping - and you'll get an art print each month. Badge packs ARE random. You also get the previous rewards!
Goals
$0 of $25 per item released (Swag or other! :P)
Help other creators by you helping me - this 25 bucks will go towards a couple more deserving creators.
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Who THE eff am I? 
I'm a 30 something year old American nerd living in New Zealand. 
I work as a cleaner, and I aspire to please nerds.  I make DIY swag for nerds, authors and others - as well as design book covers, t shirts and write nerdy fiction. 

I also have anxiety, ADHD and am on the Autism Spectrum.  Despite no formal diagnosis from the NZ mental health system on some of that, i've had fairly good indication from professionals that if it runs in family, it's stuck like glue.   Part of that means I can't work that much, and studying is difficult - but not IMPOSSIBLE! 

I'm working VERY hard on doing things far more professional, but due to my limitations (anyone heard of the spoon theory? yea - i'm learning that one!) - it becomes very hard to keep up with things. 

Excuse the really horrible Patreon video - I am honestly trying to work my hardest on one that actually makes sense - but this one should explain a few things!

There's not much more to know, so here's a good idea of what i'm releasing (OR TRYING TO!) :

  • Nerd Swag (Badges, Necklaces and More)
  • Fan Art, Custom Art (Based on my Novel Series i'm working on)
  • Fiction samples (mostly uploaded to wattpad, or in PDF format) 
  • Blogging (Albiet, i'm not really THAT great at blogging!) 
  • Poetry
  • Horrible podcasts and videocasts that include my nerd interests.

What i'm not going to offer you:
  • Porn
  • Perfume that is actually the human  base methane out of my rear-end. (Yes, i'm immature be quiet!)
  • Political Rants.  Gun rants, or anything that CAN REALLY ANNOY YOU.
  • Photos of my rear end.  Photos of your grand mother's rear end - or photos of my dog's rear end.
  • Rants about Cthulu.
  • Naked videos or videocasts of NSFW things. (Unless one video is me sitting in a tshirt and jeans swearing at people.) 

Got it? GET IT? 
GOOD.

 

Recent posts by Kieran

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
Thank you! I'll do my best to pull a thank you for EVERYONE once a month!  
Pledge $2 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
Blog Sponsorship - Send me your link in my inbox and i'll get an ad running somewhere on my blog for you.
Patron for Patron
$3 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P) 0 of 10 patrons
Patron for Patron, and Promise - If mine doesn't go through not to bawk out until the 2nd month - Sometimes my stuff doesn't always go through.  I promise i'll try and stay with you through til the end.  
Pledge $5 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
PROGRESS LEVEL!   You will be thanked personally on a page on my blog, and you'll have total access to all process screenshots, and videos when they're first posted.
Pledge $10 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
You'd be awesome, you'd be jammin!  Patron only feed updates, name on the wall - plus you'll get your choice of digital art pieces monthly! You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $12 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
PATREON BLOG AD SPONSORSHIP level!  YOU WILL HAVE your patreon advertised on my blog on a regular basis, with it's own small half rectangle ad on the sidebar.  You'll be sent a questionnaire in your inbox and the answers will be posted with permission within a month or less of getting the answers.
Pledge $40 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
The BADGE REWARD!  You'll be put on a list of people who get a set of five badges each time you donate or even if you donate once. You're supporting the nerd badge revolution!  Price is a little higher so you can get freebie shipping - and you'll get an art print each month. Badge packs ARE random, but include 100% of my work related to the Cathartic Nightmare series. You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $45 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 of 50 patrons
A4 Laminated Print, 4x6 laminated print (Both Signed) and a T-shirt with my Art on it.
Pledge $50 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 patrons
When my book comes out you'll be first on the list to get one! You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $75 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 of 100 patrons
Ten badges, and an A4 laminated print of my artwork.  That simple!  Price is a little higher so you can get freebie shipping - and you'll get an art print each month. Badge packs ARE random. You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $500 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 of 20 patrons
You'll get 60 badges, A4 laminated print and a signed paper back novel (when it comes out).  Also you'll get a huge thank you video on my youtube, a special thank you message on my website. That simple! Price is a little higher so you can get freebie shipping - and you'll get an art print each month. Badge packs ARE random. You also get the previous rewards!
Pledge $1,000 or more per item released (Swag or other! :P)
0 of 20 patrons
You'll get 100 badges,  5 A4 laminated prints and 2 signed paper back novels (when it comes out). Also you'll get a huge thank you video on my youtube, a special thank you message on my website. That simple! Price is a little higher so you can get freebie shipping - and you'll get an art print each month. Badge packs ARE random. You also get the previous rewards!