Katje van Loon is creating the Fifty Shades of Drinking vlog series
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Why hello there! So nice to see you.

I am Katje van Loon. Writer, blogger, actor, and funny person. I decided a little while ago to start filming myself summarizing each chapter of the book Fifty Shades of Grey...while I played the drinking game. This became Fifty Shades of Drinking, and it's kind of hilarious.

It's also expensive to do, and very hard on my liver. To offset the costs of booze and my sanity, I've decided to set up a profile here on Patreon where fans of the series can pledge money per finished episode, if they want. The more money I make per episode, the more episodes I'll be able to release (and the faster I'll finish this horrible, horrible book).

Why would I do this? Because then you don't have to. I love you just that much.

What do you get out of this?


Laughs a minute! Being saved from reading the worst book of all time! Blooper reels! A sense of security for your liver! (Unless you decide to play the Fifty Shades of Drinking drinking game.)

And I might even do all 3 books, depending on how well pledging goes/how close I am to cirrhosis. Be saved from reading the entire trilogy! Laugh at the terrible, abuse-romanticizing series because it's better than crying!

But don't take my word for it. Watch it yourself and decide:


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I will thank you in the credits for every episode you help produce.
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Making my visage more pleasant for your eyes! (This isn't a jab at myself; it's hard to look good on camera without make up and really good lighting...which I don't have. But I do have make up. I've just been lazy.)
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Why hello there! So nice to see you.

I am Katje van Loon. Writer, blogger, actor, and funny person. I decided a little while ago to start filming myself summarizing each chapter of the book Fifty Shades of Grey...while I played the drinking game. This became Fifty Shades of Drinking, and it's kind of hilarious.

It's also expensive to do, and very hard on my liver. To offset the costs of booze and my sanity, I've decided to set up a profile here on Patreon where fans of the series can pledge money per finished episode, if they want. The more money I make per episode, the more episodes I'll be able to release (and the faster I'll finish this horrible, horrible book).

Why would I do this? Because then you don't have to. I love you just that much.

What do you get out of this?


Laughs a minute! Being saved from reading the worst book of all time! Blooper reels! A sense of security for your liver! (Unless you decide to play the Fifty Shades of Drinking drinking game.)

And I might even do all 3 books, depending on how well pledging goes/how close I am to cirrhosis. Be saved from reading the entire trilogy! Laugh at the terrible, abuse-romanticizing series because it's better than crying!

But don't take my word for it. Watch it yourself and decide:


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Pledge $1 or more per finished episode
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I will thank you in the credits for every episode you help produce.