Film Goblin is creating The Film Goblin website
8

patrons

$36
per month
All the donations will go to running and maintaining the Film Goblin site so we can do this with no ads and NO Pwesents. 

First dollar goes to pay outstanding hosting and technical expenses like plugins. This will be a few hundred dollars a year. 

Second dollar goes to pay the artist Pops for his outstanding contributions in generating enthusiasm and bringing the brand to life. We'd still be futzing around with names. 

Third dollar goes to pay for maintaining the site. For the last 2 weeks, I have been doing literally nothing except my work (not enough), eating, sleeping and this site. Nothing else. No gym. No booze. No broads. Hopefully it will reach some kind of equilibrium.

Dollar four and five go to paying contributors, expansion, marketing, equipment (video, audio, etc) when we need it and any Film Goblin projects like sending Creepy to Sundance. 

There will be some kind of merch that we will give away - Film Goblin shirts, posters, etc.

People who give a larger amount - likely $25/month or more - will get a one-of-a-kind, custom shirt from Pops.




Tiers
One Less Cheeseburger Per Month
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
TBH though... one's not going to make a difference, tubby.
One Less Soy Chai Vanilla Latte Per Month
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
Soy kills your testosterone. Put that "coffee" down. 
One Less Bottle of Rot Gut Gin Per Month
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
How do you drink this shit? It smells like turpentine. 
One Less Lonely Dinner at Applebee's Per Month
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Save your money and stay home, you shut-in. 
One Less Useless Gym Membership Per Month
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
When was the last time you went anyway? Do pushups. Chop wood. Hell, just make your bed. 
Oh, You're A Bad Ass, Huh?
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
I see you want to be taken seriously. We might let you post on the site... if your comment history checks out. 
All the donations will go to running and maintaining the Film Goblin site so we can do this with no ads and NO Pwesents. 

First dollar goes to pay outstanding hosting and technical expenses like plugins. This will be a few hundred dollars a year. 

Second dollar goes to pay the artist Pops for his outstanding contributions in generating enthusiasm and bringing the brand to life. We'd still be futzing around with names. 

Third dollar goes to pay for maintaining the site. For the last 2 weeks, I have been doing literally nothing except my work (not enough), eating, sleeping and this site. Nothing else. No gym. No booze. No broads. Hopefully it will reach some kind of equilibrium.

Dollar four and five go to paying contributors, expansion, marketing, equipment (video, audio, etc) when we need it and any Film Goblin projects like sending Creepy to Sundance. 

There will be some kind of merch that we will give away - Film Goblin shirts, posters, etc.

People who give a larger amount - likely $25/month or more - will get a one-of-a-kind, custom shirt from Pops.




Recent posts by Film Goblin

Tiers
One Less Cheeseburger Per Month
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
TBH though... one's not going to make a difference, tubby.
One Less Soy Chai Vanilla Latte Per Month
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
Soy kills your testosterone. Put that "coffee" down. 
One Less Bottle of Rot Gut Gin Per Month
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
How do you drink this shit? It smells like turpentine. 
One Less Lonely Dinner at Applebee's Per Month
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Save your money and stay home, you shut-in. 
One Less Useless Gym Membership Per Month
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
When was the last time you went anyway? Do pushups. Chop wood. Hell, just make your bed. 
Oh, You're A Bad Ass, Huh?
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
I see you want to be taken seriously. We might let you post on the site... if your comment history checks out.