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like mom puttin' a drawing on the fridge

Limited (45 remaining)
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$1
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To limit the number of Team Members to minimize impact on the FIFA Mobile market, this tier is limited to only 100 active members at this time.


A minimal cost to you, which means a ton to me.  For the price of $1 USD per month, the cost of a cup of coffee, I'll probably just buy a cup of coffee... I'll know you appreciate what I'm doing while I nurse my hangover.


Patrons at this level will get:
1) Early access to all videos as soon as they post
2) Full access to all "Team Member - Only" posts which give exclusive tips, tricks, sniping filters and more
3) 10% off merchandise at http://merch.finallyhesleeps.com
Includes Discord benefits

splitting a pizza

Limited (25 remaining)
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$4
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To limit the number of Team Members to minimize impact on the FIFA Mobile market, this tier is limited to only 50 active members at this time.


Taking your appreciation of what I'm doing a bit further... a $4 a month pledge for continued content is the equivalent of splitting a pizza for lunch with some co-workers.  You're not dating or anything, but you're saying, "hey, let's go in on this pie" without getting Human Resources involved because you overstepped and Pat took your gesture of kindness as more than it was supposed to be.  I just didn't want a whole pizza by myself.  I'm dieting.  (Pat is so sensitive...) But I digress.  I appreciate your support and will put the $4 to good use.  For every three patron's at this tier I'll buy one 6-pack of Guinness to help me conjure up new video ideas and drown out the noise that is life as an adult.
 
Patrons at this level will get:
1) a Shout-out in a YouTube video as a supporter
2) a private WEEKLY Video update on what's coming to the YouTube channel, current FIFA Mobile events, whatever my latest sniping filter is, etc
2) 15% off merchandise at http://merch.finallyhesleeps.com
3) Early access to all new videos before they go live on YouTube.
4) Full access to all "Team Member - Only" posts which give exclusive tips, tricks, sniping filters and more
Includes Discord benefits

got change, mister?

Limited (45 remaining)
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$7
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To limit the number of Team Members to minimize impact on the FIFA Mobile market, this tier is limited to only 50 active members at this time.


25¢ per day buys your way into the 'got change, mister?' tier. Flipping a quarter at the guy with the tin-cup outside the liquor store every day on the way to work, except I'm that guy and I probably already have a beer in my hand...  Anyone who signs up for this level of access is not only showing they are truly part of the team, but that they can spare a quarter... Seriously though, this will go a long way toward making this venture more than just a way to keep me out of trouble.  I'll put this to good use each month and continue to make the videos you're enjoying.


Patrons at this level will get:
1) a MONTHLY Shout-out in a YouTube video as a supporter
2) Social Media (Twitter and Instagram) follow and a shout-out on both
3) a private WEEKLY Video update on what's coming to the YouTube channel, current FIFA Mobile events, whatever my latest sniping filter is, etc
4) 20% off merchandise at http://merch.finallyhesleeps.com
5) Early access to all new videos before they go live on YouTube
6) Full access to all "Team Member - Only" posts which give exclusive tips, tricks, sniping filters and more
7) Loyalty Bumper Sticker after 3-months of patronage at this tier
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Sticker
Fulfilled by Patreon
FinallyHeSleeps.com Loyalty Sticker

First round's on me!

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$10
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To limit the number of Team Members to minimize impact on the FIFA Mobile market, this tier is limited to only 25 active members at this time.


The 'First Round's on me!' tier is the equivalent of buying a pitcher of cheap beer on your monthly night out with the boys.  Except with my friends, a round costs a lot more than $10 because my friends' idea of a round is each with their OWN pitcher. My friends kinda suck, but that's neither here nor there.  If you're committing to this level, I'm gonna have to step my game up.  I'll continue to put out a couple of videos per week and members of this tier will get exclusive content as I move forward.


Patrons at this level will get:
1) a MONTHLY shout-out in a YouTube video as a supporter
2) a Social Media (Twitter and Instagram) follow
3) a MONTHLY Social Media shout-out on Twitter and Instagram
4) a private WEEKLY Video update on what's coming to the YouTube channel, current FIFA Mobile events, whatever my latest sniping filter is, etc
5) 30% off merchandise at http://merch.finallyhesleeps.com
6) Early access to all new videos before they go live on YouTube
7) Full access to all "Team Member - Only" posts which give exclusive tips, tricks, sniping filters and more
8) Loyalty Bumper Sticker after 3-months of patronage at this tier
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Sticker
Fulfilled by Patreon
FinallyHeSleeps.com Loyalty Sticker

Helping a friend move

Limited (9 remaining)
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$20
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To limit the number of Team Members to minimize impact on the FIFA Mobile market, this tier is limited to only 25 active members at this time.


At the 'helping a friend move' tier, you are showing a considerable amount of appreciation of my continued work.  That doesn't go unnoticed.  No one wants to help someone move.  For every patron signing up for this tier, I promise to put my heart and soul into each video, I'll put the money toward new equipment and buy the wife a bouquet of flowers at least once a month... ya know, to keep that divorce thing in check.  Video games, the drinking, the constant locking of myself in the rec room to make YouTube videos at the same time she's asking for help folding laundry... it takes its toll.  Well, I'm assuming it does.  I'm not paying much attention.  Busy playing FIFA mobile and enjoying a Guinness! Locked in the rec room.  It's cyclical I guess.


Patrons at this level will get:
1) A loyalty reward every 3 months for being a member at this tier (details below)
2) a MONTHLY subscription on my Twitch channel https://twitch.tv/finallyhesleeps
3) a MONTHLY Social Media shout-out on Twitter and Instagram
4) a MONTHLY shout-out in a YouTube video as a supporter
5) a private WEEKLY Video update for Top Tier supporters on what's coming to the YouTube channel, current FIFA Mobile events, whatever my latest sniping filter is, AND exactly what I'm doing in the market... ya know, the stuff I don't telly ANYONE
6) 40% off merchandise at http://merch.finallyhesleeps.com
7) Early access to all new videos before they go live on YouTube
8) Full access to all "Team Member - Only" posts which give exclusive tips, tricks, sniping filters and more
9) After 3-months of loyalty at this tier, receive a FinallyHeSleeps.com sticker in the mail
10) After 6-months of loyalty at this tier, receive a FinallyHeSleeps.com mug in the mail
11) After 9-months of loyalty at this tier, receive a "Let's Go Fishing" sticker in the mail
12) After 12-months of loyalty in this tier, receive a FinallyHeSleeps.com tote in the mail
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Sticker - Loyalty program for "Helping a Friend Move"
  • Exclusive Mug - Loyalty program for "Helping a Friend Move"
  • Exclusive Sticker - Loyalty program for "Helping a Friend Move"
  • Exclusive Organic Tote Bag - Loyalty program for "Helping a Friend Move"

helping a friend move... a body

Limited (4 remaining)
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$40
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To limit the number of Team Members to minimize impact on the FIFA Mobile market, this tier is limited in membership.

Good friends are willing to help you move... Really really good friends are willing to help you move... a body.

This tier is setup as a way to help grow my own support and give back to other up-and-coming internet personalities at the same time.  I'm limiting this tier to ONLY 2 patrons for that very reason.

Patrons at this level will get:
1) a Monthly YouTube Collaboration opportunity (if you're interested) where I'll bring you in on a video for market talk, discussion on the state of FIFA Mobile, real life football, or to just play head to head.  I'm hoping to take this opportunity to help a few new YouTubers gather a larger audience.
2) a Link to your YouTube channel (if you have one) or website on my YouTube channel's page for as long as you remain active at this tier
3) a Link to your YouTube channel (if you have one) or website in the description of all new videos I post for as long as you remain active at this tier
4) a WEEKLY YouTube channel shout-out (if you have one) or a personal shout-out in at least one of my videos per month that features a link to your YouTube channel or website
5) a MONTHLY subscription on my Twitch channel https://twitch.tv/finallyhesleeps
6) a WEEKLY Social Media shout-out on Twitter and Instagram
7) One-Year Loyalty program for members at this tier:
---After 2 months of membership: a signed copy of my latest live stand-up comedy album (yes, I love love love to tell jokes and make fun of famous people) (US Shipping ONLY) or a digital copy of the album for international members
---After 3 months of membership: a FinallyHeSleeps.com sticker in the mail
---After 4 months of membership: a signed copy of my latest book (yes, I'm also an award winning author of psychological suspense, horror, comedy and *cough* romance under my pen name... shut-up, I know you're laughing) (US Shipping ONLY) or a digital copy of the book via e-book method of your choosing for international members
---After 5 months of membership: a signed copy of my first book (yes, I've written multiple novels under my pen name) (US Shipping ONLY) or a digital copy of the book via e-book method of your choosing for international members
---After 6 months of membership: a FinallyHeSleeps.com t-shirt in the mail
---After 9 months of membership: a FinallyHeSleeps.com mug in the mail
---After 1 year of membership: a FinallyHeSleeps.com hoodie in the mail
8) a private WEEKLY Video update for Top Tier supporters on what's coming to the YouTube channel, current FIFA Mobile events, whatever my latest sniping filter is, AND exactly what I'm doing in the market... ya know, the stuff I don't telly ANYONE
9) 50% off merchandise at http://merch.finallyhesleeps.com
10) Early access to all new videos before they go live on YouTube
11) Full access to all "Team Member - Only" posts which give exclusive tips, tricks, sniping filters and more
Includes Discord benefits
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Mug - Every 3 months of membership - check your mailbox!
  • Exclusive Sticker - Every 3 months of membership - check your mailbox!
  • Exclusive T-shirt - Every 3 months of membership - check your mailbox!
  • Exclusive Hoodie - Every 3 months of membership - check your mailbox!

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About FinallyHeSleeps

Father, Gamer, YouTuber, Comedian, Writer, Designer and Artist. In that order.

For a complete Bio and Background visit "About FinallyHeSleeps"
YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/finallyhesleeps
Twitch: http://twitch.tv/finallyhesleeps
Discord: http:discord.finallyhesleeps.com
r/FUTmobile Discord: http://discordapp.com/invite/fm
Twitter: http://twitter.com/FinallyHeSleeps
Instagram: https://www.instagram/finallyhesleeps/
Stand-Up Comedy:  https://ampl.ink/dVxaX
Merchandise: http://merch.finallyhesleeps.com

I play a lot of FIFA Mobile. I have a few "issues" that makes playing this game both therapeutic and constructive.  Plus it gives me lots to talk about with my therapist. I map, plan and run the math for everything. I spend more time in the market than in the game. I'm not the guy to go to for gameplay advice, but I am the one you need to ask when it comes to making the most out of the game F2P.  Market sniping and investment predictions are my bread and butter.  Joining FinallyHeSleeps.com gives you access to all sorts of insider information, my best sniping tips, exclusive content and stuff the average player would kill to know.  Beyond FIFA Mobile, I spend a lot of time building cars, telling jokes, watching movies and pushing the limits on what's acceptable as an adult.  To find out more about me and why I'm doing this check out " About FinallyHeSleeps"
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When I reach $500 per month of my $1,000 cap, I'll do a one-time $200 FIFA Point giveaway for Patrons Only and commit to a $50 / month FIFA Point giveaway for Patrons Only for as long as I stay above the $500 / month threshold.
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