Food Emperor is creating Food videos and delicious recipes
36

patrons

$64
per month
Hello world!

Who am I? I am the Food Emperor, the faceless poet who helps you get laid with my amazing recipes. 
When I have an idea for a recipe, I try and experiment and try again until the result is as scrumptious and luscious as I expected. Have you ever prepared a tasteless dish? One that leaves a bad after-tastelessness? This will never happen again if you follow my advises. You will not be disappointed. So far, my videos are in Polish and Italian, but I am planning to make videos in some other languages in the future. However, the written recipes on my website are in English, so everybody can have a try at cooking them!

Why am I on Patreon?

To be able to present my videos to you, I of course first need to film them, edit them, and publish them. I am sure you can imagine that I spend more time than I actually have doing all of it. My channel is taking me more and more time. If I have to take the time to make my videos, unfortunately it has be to the detriment of something else. Since, as far as I know, you can't offer me time, the idea would be that I get to make time on my various obligations.

In addition to the time component, I regularly need to put my equipment up-to-date. By equipment, I mean my filming and editing material as well as my kitchen appliances.

Why would you support me on Patreon?

I guess you already know the concept of crowd-funding. It is when someone has an idea of a project but doesn't have the money to realize it, and people give money to finance the it. The concept behind Patreon is the exact opposite: the idea is that people can support an ongoing project and help it improve. It is a platform that emphasizes the bond of trust that exists between content creators and their audience.

Before supporting me, you should ask yourself these three questions:

- Do you think that the job I do justifies your support?
- Do you want to support me?
- Can you afford to do so?

Just to be clear, if one dollar is more than what you can afford, if it costs you more than what you are ready to give, do not hesitate: don't do it. It has to be sheer volunteering. You can also choose to only give once instead of a monthly basis; it is perfectly understandable and there would be no hard feelings from me. Regardless of whether you can or wish to contribute, my channel is free. The absolute best thing you can do for me is just keep watching my videos and cooking my recipes yourself (plus maybe sharing my videos).
Tiers
Thank you
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
 It's very nice of you :) 
L'oeuf à la coque
$3 or more per month 3 patrons
- Boiled for 3 minutes 

- You are giving three times as much as the one above, and that's very nice of you! 

- Every month, I will send a postcard to one of you.

L'oeuf mollet
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
- Boiled for 5 minutes
- I guess you really need non-traditional food in your life

- Every month, I'll have a group live-chat with you on Discord (in English!)

- Also includes the previous reward

Includes Discord rewards
The hard-boiled egg
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
- Boiled for 10 minutes
- Now you're not joking. Thank you. Really. 

- You will have access to a private Discord channel, and I'll come talk to you once a month

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The lemon cake
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
- Baked for 30 minutes
- I guess you must really like what I do. Trust me, I appreciate. 

- You will receive a video of me going to buy the food for the next recipe with the money you just donated to me

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The glorious salmon
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
- Cooked sous-vide at 50°C
- Woah, now I'm starting to feel uncomfortable!

- I will give you a list of recipes, and you will be able to vote on which one I should prepare next (I will prepare all the recipes that received votes, starting by the one with the most votes)

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The Sexy
$69 or more per month 0 patrons
-  Now, that's my favorite kind of tip. And, coincidentally, I happen to know that it's also your girlfriend's favorite. 

- You will receive some exclusive photos or videos, a surprise every month

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The meringue
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
- Cooked at 100°C
- It's hard to believe, so I'll wait to be sure it's true before thanking you. 

- Each month, you will receive a Food Emperor shirt

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The muddy brownie
$175 or more per month 0 patrons
- Cooked at 175°C
- You're being very generous. Thank you so much! I can comfortably buy the ingredients for my next recipes. 

- You know what? Each month you'll receive one of my utensils that you saw me use in a video, signed by me!

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The kåldolmar
$200 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
- Cooked at 200°C
- It's amazing, I can update my cooking utensils thanks to you!

- I will print out all of my recipes into a nice book or binder, add handwritten personalized notes just for you, and send it to you. The following months, I'll keep sending you the new recipes I made since then, with my notes.

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The lussebulle
$225 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
- Baked at 225°C
- Now I can update my video equipment. Tack så mycket <3 

- Individuals will be credited at the end of the video

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The eccentric
$5,000 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
- I'm not sure what I can offer you at this point. My underwear?

- No, I know, I will fly to your place and film a recipe in your kitchen, as long as you promise not to cheat (no looking at the Emperor's face!)

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
Hello world!

Who am I? I am the Food Emperor, the faceless poet who helps you get laid with my amazing recipes. 
When I have an idea for a recipe, I try and experiment and try again until the result is as scrumptious and luscious as I expected. Have you ever prepared a tasteless dish? One that leaves a bad after-tastelessness? This will never happen again if you follow my advises. You will not be disappointed. So far, my videos are in Polish and Italian, but I am planning to make videos in some other languages in the future. However, the written recipes on my website are in English, so everybody can have a try at cooking them!

Why am I on Patreon?

To be able to present my videos to you, I of course first need to film them, edit them, and publish them. I am sure you can imagine that I spend more time than I actually have doing all of it. My channel is taking me more and more time. If I have to take the time to make my videos, unfortunately it has be to the detriment of something else. Since, as far as I know, you can't offer me time, the idea would be that I get to make time on my various obligations.

In addition to the time component, I regularly need to put my equipment up-to-date. By equipment, I mean my filming and editing material as well as my kitchen appliances.

Why would you support me on Patreon?

I guess you already know the concept of crowd-funding. It is when someone has an idea of a project but doesn't have the money to realize it, and people give money to finance the it. The concept behind Patreon is the exact opposite: the idea is that people can support an ongoing project and help it improve. It is a platform that emphasizes the bond of trust that exists between content creators and their audience.

Before supporting me, you should ask yourself these three questions:

- Do you think that the job I do justifies your support?
- Do you want to support me?
- Can you afford to do so?

Just to be clear, if one dollar is more than what you can afford, if it costs you more than what you are ready to give, do not hesitate: don't do it. It has to be sheer volunteering. You can also choose to only give once instead of a monthly basis; it is perfectly understandable and there would be no hard feelings from me. Regardless of whether you can or wish to contribute, my channel is free. The absolute best thing you can do for me is just keep watching my videos and cooking my recipes yourself (plus maybe sharing my videos).

Recent posts by Food Emperor

Tiers
Thank you
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
 It's very nice of you :) 
L'oeuf à la coque
$3 or more per month 3 patrons
- Boiled for 3 minutes 

- You are giving three times as much as the one above, and that's very nice of you! 

- Every month, I will send a postcard to one of you.

L'oeuf mollet
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
- Boiled for 5 minutes
- I guess you really need non-traditional food in your life

- Every month, I'll have a group live-chat with you on Discord (in English!)

- Also includes the previous reward

Includes Discord rewards
The hard-boiled egg
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
- Boiled for 10 minutes
- Now you're not joking. Thank you. Really. 

- You will have access to a private Discord channel, and I'll come talk to you once a month

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The lemon cake
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
- Baked for 30 minutes
- I guess you must really like what I do. Trust me, I appreciate. 

- You will receive a video of me going to buy the food for the next recipe with the money you just donated to me

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The glorious salmon
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
- Cooked sous-vide at 50°C
- Woah, now I'm starting to feel uncomfortable!

- I will give you a list of recipes, and you will be able to vote on which one I should prepare next (I will prepare all the recipes that received votes, starting by the one with the most votes)

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The Sexy
$69 or more per month 0 patrons
-  Now, that's my favorite kind of tip. And, coincidentally, I happen to know that it's also your girlfriend's favorite. 

- You will receive some exclusive photos or videos, a surprise every month

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The meringue
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
- Cooked at 100°C
- It's hard to believe, so I'll wait to be sure it's true before thanking you. 

- Each month, you will receive a Food Emperor shirt

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The muddy brownie
$175 or more per month 0 patrons
- Cooked at 175°C
- You're being very generous. Thank you so much! I can comfortably buy the ingredients for my next recipes. 

- You know what? Each month you'll receive one of my utensils that you saw me use in a video, signed by me!

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The kåldolmar
$200 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
- Cooked at 200°C
- It's amazing, I can update my cooking utensils thanks to you!

- I will print out all of my recipes into a nice book or binder, add handwritten personalized notes just for you, and send it to you. The following months, I'll keep sending you the new recipes I made since then, with my notes.

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The lussebulle
$225 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
- Baked at 225°C
- Now I can update my video equipment. Tack så mycket <3 

- Individuals will be credited at the end of the video

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The eccentric
$5,000 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
- I'm not sure what I can offer you at this point. My underwear?

- No, I know, I will fly to your place and film a recipe in your kitchen, as long as you promise not to cheat (no looking at the Emperor's face!)

- Also includes the previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards