Football Absurdity is creating Beersheets and quality NFL football content & comedy
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Welcome absurdists!
We are Football Absurdity, home of insightful analysis, hilarious fantasy meltdowns, funny articles and team names, and, of course, Beersheets!

Beersheets are free, but if you'd like to show your support, please donate and receive BONUS cool stuff like our extensive draft kit. Most of the money will go to pay our writers, but we're not going to lie: Some of it will go to buying our wives nice things so they don't complain too much about being "fantasy football widows."
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Welcome absurdists!
We are Football Absurdity, home of insightful analysis, hilarious fantasy meltdowns, funny articles and team names, and, of course, Beersheets!

Beersheets are free, but if you'd like to show your support, please donate and receive BONUS cool stuff like our extensive draft kit. Most of the money will go to pay our writers, but we're not going to lie: Some of it will go to buying our wives nice things so they don't complain too much about being "fantasy football widows."

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Draft Package PDF
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Receive a 150-page pdf of all our player guides, draft day strategies, and your customized Beersheet