Stuart Millard is creating words
12

patrons

$44
per month
Hello. I've been releasing words into the public for about a decade and a half, as various books -- like Smoke & Mirrors and Steven Seagal, or my recent novel, Charlie and Me -- and posts on my blog, such as The Mad Lies of Hulk Hogan, the Beach Diaries series, and my jailhouse interview with Kung Fu telekinetic, James Hydrick.

These online posts have been sporadic in recent years, as I've had to focus my writing time on more financially-viable work that literally keeps me from starving to death. For example, it's hard to justify a deep-dive look at Noel Edmonds, when I should be working on a royalty-earning book. Consequently, there are countless topics and areas I've really wanted to get into, but couldn't, which is where Patreon -- and you -- come in. 

Your patronage will give me the opportunity and financial breathing-space to focus on writing, researching, and churning out brand new longform content (none of that clickbait nonsense) for you, on a regular basis. For your money, you can expect more dissections of weird pop culture (like when I watched Jim Davidson's adult panto), creepy treks into darker areas of hauntology and the Fortean, short fiction, and a ton of other stuff, among the enormous list of subjects I want to tackle. Maybe I'll even bring the comics back. Seriously, I've got so many ideas, and I want to drag you down on dives so deep, our lungs will be creaking.

Currently, I'm eking out basic survival on three streams of income, leaving precious little time to pick apart old episodes of Bobby Davro's Rock with Laughter, or pen a love letter to 80's wrestling filled with puerile dick jokes. The more support for my Patreon, the more time I can spend bringing you fresh content. For example, if I can make enough to buy a laptop, I can work while I'm dog-sitting (one of my side jobs), and knock out more stuff. 

This will also enable me to explore ideas and mediums I've been unable to until now. In the long term, I hope to move into audio content, and eventually video, with the goal of shooting some short films I've written.

So, if your dream is a flood of constant, unrelenting Millard content (every 7-10 days), you can now live that dream for mere dollars a month. Enjoy?
Tiers
Cheers
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
All I can offer is my sincerest gratitude. If we meet in the street, I will fist-bump you, or if you don't like physical contact, give you a thumbs up from a distance of at least 15 feet.
Seer
$3 or more per month 2 patrons
You get everything one month before it appears on the blog.
The Secret Handshake
$5 or more per month 8 patrons
- You get everything one month before it appears on the blog.

- Access to regular exclusives, which will never appear on the blog, beginning with serialised chapters from my new novella 'Jangle'.

Crazed Billionaire
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Just in case there's any 1%ers with more money than sense reading my stuff.


- You get everything one month before it appears on the blog.

- Access to regular exclusives, which will never appear on the blog, beginning with serialised chapters from my new novella 'Jangle'.

- Despite the overwhelming urge to eat the rich, I will refrain from gnawing on your wealthy bones.

Goals
$44 of $500 per month
If I can buy a laptop, I can write when I'm dogsitting. More content for you, though I promise to still play with the dogs.
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Hello. I've been releasing words into the public for about a decade and a half, as various books -- like Smoke & Mirrors and Steven Seagal, or my recent novel, Charlie and Me -- and posts on my blog, such as The Mad Lies of Hulk Hogan, the Beach Diaries series, and my jailhouse interview with Kung Fu telekinetic, James Hydrick.

These online posts have been sporadic in recent years, as I've had to focus my writing time on more financially-viable work that literally keeps me from starving to death. For example, it's hard to justify a deep-dive look at Noel Edmonds, when I should be working on a royalty-earning book. Consequently, there are countless topics and areas I've really wanted to get into, but couldn't, which is where Patreon -- and you -- come in. 

Your patronage will give me the opportunity and financial breathing-space to focus on writing, researching, and churning out brand new longform content (none of that clickbait nonsense) for you, on a regular basis. For your money, you can expect more dissections of weird pop culture (like when I watched Jim Davidson's adult panto), creepy treks into darker areas of hauntology and the Fortean, short fiction, and a ton of other stuff, among the enormous list of subjects I want to tackle. Maybe I'll even bring the comics back. Seriously, I've got so many ideas, and I want to drag you down on dives so deep, our lungs will be creaking.

Currently, I'm eking out basic survival on three streams of income, leaving precious little time to pick apart old episodes of Bobby Davro's Rock with Laughter, or pen a love letter to 80's wrestling filled with puerile dick jokes. The more support for my Patreon, the more time I can spend bringing you fresh content. For example, if I can make enough to buy a laptop, I can work while I'm dog-sitting (one of my side jobs), and knock out more stuff. 

This will also enable me to explore ideas and mediums I've been unable to until now. In the long term, I hope to move into audio content, and eventually video, with the goal of shooting some short films I've written.

So, if your dream is a flood of constant, unrelenting Millard content (every 7-10 days), you can now live that dream for mere dollars a month. Enjoy?

Recent posts by Stuart Millard

Tiers
Cheers
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
All I can offer is my sincerest gratitude. If we meet in the street, I will fist-bump you, or if you don't like physical contact, give you a thumbs up from a distance of at least 15 feet.
Seer
$3 or more per month 2 patrons
You get everything one month before it appears on the blog.
The Secret Handshake
$5 or more per month 8 patrons
- You get everything one month before it appears on the blog.

- Access to regular exclusives, which will never appear on the blog, beginning with serialised chapters from my new novella 'Jangle'.

Crazed Billionaire
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Just in case there's any 1%ers with more money than sense reading my stuff.


- You get everything one month before it appears on the blog.

- Access to regular exclusives, which will never appear on the blog, beginning with serialised chapters from my new novella 'Jangle'.

- Despite the overwhelming urge to eat the rich, I will refrain from gnawing on your wealthy bones.