FPT Extra

is creating extra FPT episodes for money


OPERATION: FPT EXTRA
PLACE OF ORIGIN: Earth, quadrant ██████

PRE-SUMMARY: Jon Prosser (Male?) and Brian Shoop (███) are producing an internet-based tech news show FRONT PAGE TECH started on date *REDACTED*. This show’s goal is to ██████ and manipulate its viewers into █████████ while trying to be as unfunny as possible. They have succeeded.

OPERATIONAL DESCRIPTION: FPT EXTRA is an extension of FRONT PAGE TECH utilizing microscopic █████████ technology, inducing a ██████ feeling in its viewers. The goal of this operation (FPT EXTRA) is to provide higher doses of original program (FRONT PAGE TECH) in exchange for human currency (example: dollar bills).

This experimental operation, internally dubbed PROJECT *REDACTED* is made to test for signs of █████ and ███ in its audience. This operation’s audience is meant to enjoy the continued struggles of host Jon Prosser (male?) and editor Brian Shoop (███) to deliver the current era tech news in a humorous manor, usually failing.


PLEASE STAND BY
Tiers
FPT EXTRA
$5 or more per month
  • Get access to BRAND NEW, totally eXXXclusive, uncensored episodes of Front Page Tech, every week! The episodes are never released to the public and will make you feel warm and fuzzy. Like we're dating... but you're paying for it. 
FxxK YOU MONEY
$100 or more per month
  • Do you have f*ck you money? Love what we do? With this very special tier, you can proudly pay us $100/month and get absolutely nothing in return. You get the same amount of bonuses that the people that paid $5 get, but you paid $100 for it. 


OPERATION: FPT EXTRA
PLACE OF ORIGIN: Earth, quadrant ██████

PRE-SUMMARY: Jon Prosser (Male?) and Brian Shoop (███) are producing an internet-based tech news show FRONT PAGE TECH started on date *REDACTED*. This show’s goal is to ██████ and manipulate its viewers into █████████ while trying to be as unfunny as possible. They have succeeded.

OPERATIONAL DESCRIPTION: FPT EXTRA is an extension of FRONT PAGE TECH utilizing microscopic █████████ technology, inducing a ██████ feeling in its viewers. The goal of this operation (FPT EXTRA) is to provide higher doses of original program (FRONT PAGE TECH) in exchange for human currency (example: dollar bills).

This experimental operation, internally dubbed PROJECT *REDACTED* is made to test for signs of █████ and ███ in its audience. This operation’s audience is meant to enjoy the continued struggles of host Jon Prosser (male?) and editor Brian Shoop (███) to deliver the current era tech news in a humorous manor, usually failing.


PLEASE STAND BY

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Tiers
FPT EXTRA
$5 or more per month
  • Get access to BRAND NEW, totally eXXXclusive, uncensored episodes of Front Page Tech, every week! The episodes are never released to the public and will make you feel warm and fuzzy. Like we're dating... but you're paying for it. 
FxxK YOU MONEY
$100 or more per month
  • Do you have f*ck you money? Love what we do? With this very special tier, you can proudly pay us $100/month and get absolutely nothing in return. You get the same amount of bonuses that the people that paid $5 get, but you paid $100 for it.