Fuck Slug are creating messed up animations
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What is FUCK SLUG?

Fuck Slug is a small and deranged animation team made up of two people:

Jacob The Writer
Charles The Animator

Yeah, it's literally two of us. 

You've probably seen some of our animations - they're short, weird and wonderfully deranged (if we do say so ourselves, which we do, because we are ourselves. We can't be anyone but ourselves. Although, I wish I could. I wish I could be a seagull, like, flying around the sea and stealing peoples ice-cream and shit. Fuck I wish I was a seagull). However, we want to move on to longer, weirder and more wonderful projects and we can't do that without your help.

Why do we need your support?

Animation takes a long, long, long time. These projects take up most of our free time outside of our full-time work, which is great! The problem is, even though we pour hours, upon hours per day into these projects, they still take months to complete. We want to shorten this timescale. With your help we can produce better, funnier and longer projects at a faster rate. We'll be able to bring in external help to support us for things like backgrounds, sound effects, music and the like. We'll still remain the same weird ol' FUCK SLUG. It'll just be one that can move at a faster rate than a slug with learning disabilities!

Why not use Youtube Monetization? 

FUCK ADVERTS, THAT'S WHY!

We don't want to to drink Coca Cola. We don't want to be finger banged by Mickey Mouse. We don't want to be sucking on the plastic teet of Ronald Mcdonald as he pumps us full of 0.5% Beef. 

We want to create the most fucked up, bizarre products, brought directly TO YOU!

How can you help?

By giving us just a few dollars a month, you'll help us pay for the people/technology we need to bring you bizarre animation as quick as possible. You'll become part of the Fuck Slug adventure and help us grow into one of the most dark, surreal and generally fucked up media house this internet has ever seen. How cool would that be? 

Pretty damn cool.

If you decide to support us - thank you. Seriously. You're helping 2 guys achieve their dreams and bring you the best content they can.

If you decide not support us - FUCK YOU! GET OUTTA HERE! GO BACK TO WATCHING RE-RUNS OF 2 AND HALF MEN AND MASTURBATING TO ROADSIDE CALVIN KLEIN BILLBOARDS YOU RACIST NAZI PERVERTS!


Tiers
Basic Bitch ($1)
$1 or more per creation
You're a fan.
We love that you're a fan. You're the kind of fan that's like "sure, we'll chuck these silly fuckers a buck lol," because why not, eh? You're helping us create this crazy shit that keeps our parents disappointed in us. Sorry mummy.
Look at me, I have $3! La-Di-Dah! ($3)
$3 or more per creation
We'll follow you on social media you desperate loser!
Not only can you enjoy our endless, aggressive love; we will also follow you on twitter/facebook/instagram.
We promise we'll send you positive reinforcement and pretend that your cat/baby is cute and not some malformed freak of nature.

[LAWYER NOTE: your cat/baby is probably well ugly]

All previous rewards included.
F**K ME A FIVER! [$5]
$5 or more per creation
Exclusive one of a kind mobile/desktop wallpaper!

You can show all your mates what a weirdo you are by letting them see our exclusive wallpaper on your phone/desktop wallpaper!
The Sneaky Bastard
$10 or more per creation
Get sneak previews of the animation currently in production + a personal haiku poem written by our writer!

See our animation before anyone else, you lucky thing! Our talented, sexy, well endowed (guy who is writing this) writer will also write you a personalised poem of varying quality!
You'll also get to see a bunch of behind the scenes bits and bobs, like outtakes and unreleased nonsense! 

Previous rewards also included
A FUCK SLUGGER!
$15 or more per creation
YOUR NAME AND JOB TITLE OF CHOICE IN THE CREDITS

You're a hero to us! Get a special mention in our credits with a job title of your choice, like horse whisperer or cum cleaner or something -  you've seen our animations, you can come up with something funnier than me! 

All previous rewards included.
A Fuck slug with arms and legs so it can fight things!
$25 or more per creation
A PERSONALISED DOODLE FROM OUR ANIMATOR 

Because you're such a big fan, you'll get a personalised doodle from our animator, who is normally far too busy for us normies!

All previous rewards included.
A pervert
$60 or more per creation
THE WRITER AND ANIMATOR WILL TWERK TO A SONG OF YOUR CHOICE.

pervert.

All previous rewards included.
A Fuck Slug that can really FUCK
$100 or more per creation
FUCK SLUG WILL RECORD AND ANIMATE 5 SECONDS OF DIALOGUE OF YOUR CHOICE

A perfect gift for your grandma!


All previous rewards included.
Goals
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We can hire a whole team of people to develop a mini-series that you can enjoy!
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What is FUCK SLUG?

Fuck Slug is a small and deranged animation team made up of two people:

Jacob The Writer
Charles The Animator

Yeah, it's literally two of us. 

You've probably seen some of our animations - they're short, weird and wonderfully deranged (if we do say so ourselves, which we do, because we are ourselves. We can't be anyone but ourselves. Although, I wish I could. I wish I could be a seagull, like, flying around the sea and stealing peoples ice-cream and shit. Fuck I wish I was a seagull). However, we want to move on to longer, weirder and more wonderful projects and we can't do that without your help.

Why do we need your support?

Animation takes a long, long, long time. These projects take up most of our free time outside of our full-time work, which is great! The problem is, even though we pour hours, upon hours per day into these projects, they still take months to complete. We want to shorten this timescale. With your help we can produce better, funnier and longer projects at a faster rate. We'll be able to bring in external help to support us for things like backgrounds, sound effects, music and the like. We'll still remain the same weird ol' FUCK SLUG. It'll just be one that can move at a faster rate than a slug with learning disabilities!

Why not use Youtube Monetization? 

FUCK ADVERTS, THAT'S WHY!

We don't want to to drink Coca Cola. We don't want to be finger banged by Mickey Mouse. We don't want to be sucking on the plastic teet of Ronald Mcdonald as he pumps us full of 0.5% Beef. 

We want to create the most fucked up, bizarre products, brought directly TO YOU!

How can you help?

By giving us just a few dollars a month, you'll help us pay for the people/technology we need to bring you bizarre animation as quick as possible. You'll become part of the Fuck Slug adventure and help us grow into one of the most dark, surreal and generally fucked up media house this internet has ever seen. How cool would that be? 

Pretty damn cool.

If you decide to support us - thank you. Seriously. You're helping 2 guys achieve their dreams and bring you the best content they can.

If you decide not support us - FUCK YOU! GET OUTTA HERE! GO BACK TO WATCHING RE-RUNS OF 2 AND HALF MEN AND MASTURBATING TO ROADSIDE CALVIN KLEIN BILLBOARDS YOU RACIST NAZI PERVERTS!


Recent posts by Fuck Slug

Tiers
Basic Bitch ($1)
$1 or more per creation
You're a fan.
We love that you're a fan. You're the kind of fan that's like "sure, we'll chuck these silly fuckers a buck lol," because why not, eh? You're helping us create this crazy shit that keeps our parents disappointed in us. Sorry mummy.
Look at me, I have $3! La-Di-Dah! ($3)
$3 or more per creation
We'll follow you on social media you desperate loser!
Not only can you enjoy our endless, aggressive love; we will also follow you on twitter/facebook/instagram.
We promise we'll send you positive reinforcement and pretend that your cat/baby is cute and not some malformed freak of nature.

[LAWYER NOTE: your cat/baby is probably well ugly]

All previous rewards included.
F**K ME A FIVER! [$5]
$5 or more per creation
Exclusive one of a kind mobile/desktop wallpaper!

You can show all your mates what a weirdo you are by letting them see our exclusive wallpaper on your phone/desktop wallpaper!
The Sneaky Bastard
$10 or more per creation
Get sneak previews of the animation currently in production + a personal haiku poem written by our writer!

See our animation before anyone else, you lucky thing! Our talented, sexy, well endowed (guy who is writing this) writer will also write you a personalised poem of varying quality!
You'll also get to see a bunch of behind the scenes bits and bobs, like outtakes and unreleased nonsense! 

Previous rewards also included
A FUCK SLUGGER!
$15 or more per creation
YOUR NAME AND JOB TITLE OF CHOICE IN THE CREDITS

You're a hero to us! Get a special mention in our credits with a job title of your choice, like horse whisperer or cum cleaner or something -  you've seen our animations, you can come up with something funnier than me! 

All previous rewards included.
A Fuck slug with arms and legs so it can fight things!
$25 or more per creation
A PERSONALISED DOODLE FROM OUR ANIMATOR 

Because you're such a big fan, you'll get a personalised doodle from our animator, who is normally far too busy for us normies!

All previous rewards included.
A pervert
$60 or more per creation
THE WRITER AND ANIMATOR WILL TWERK TO A SONG OF YOUR CHOICE.

pervert.

All previous rewards included.
A Fuck Slug that can really FUCK
$100 or more per creation
FUCK SLUG WILL RECORD AND ANIMATE 5 SECONDS OF DIALOGUE OF YOUR CHOICE

A perfect gift for your grandma!


All previous rewards included.