Functionally Dead

is creating a lefty comedy and culture zine. Let the freaks have it.

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Just a tip to help keep Functionally Dead running. The zine will ALWAYS be free, but thanks to support from freaks like you, we'll be able to regularly feature more work from new, diverse contributors and compensate them for their labor.
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Your support will be used to help pay even more contributors. In addition to our dying gratitude, you’ll get each issue a day early, plus, you’ll get access to Page 13, an exclusive page of each issue ONLY FOR FREAKS. Like one of those sky lounges, but with fewer mixed nuts.
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Thank you for betraying your own bourgeois interests by helping fund an independent comedy and culture zine. As your reward, you get everything from the $5/month tier, plus a one-on-one “phone call” with Comrade Sean. We’ll be redistributing your wealth to our contributors whose labor has provided you with enough entertainment to consider skipping your nightly apéritif, whatever the fuck that is.
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Functionally Dead is a leftist comedy and culture 'zine. We make a free zine bi-monthly and use our Patreon money to pay a diverse group of contributors for their labor. Check out the zine at https://www.functionallydead.com
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