Funkit Toys is creating Modular Fucksquiggles
21

patrons

$176
per creation
Funkit Toys is an ongoing experiment in how few people it takes to make a new sex toy every month. The answer, so far, has been one, with some feedback from testers and friends, but after a year of that, I'm looking to get some help. 

"Help" here is shorthand for "money". I'm aware it's only one letter shorter, but minimizing waste is an important part of the Funkit design philosophy, and that saved 20% on characters.

Which leads to the question, why should you money me? That depends: 
  • Would you like to be able to see the future?
  • What are your thoughts on early bird access to sales?
  • Have you ever coveted the unimaginable power of having a small say in what a small company does?
  • Do you like discounts?
  • How do you feel about tiny dildos?

All these and more are things you can get in exchange for your help here.
"Help" still means money.

Kenton is a former chef and former respectable member of civilized society who can't stop picking up new skills and likes putting "fucksmith" on his business cards.
Rewards
Gift of Prophecy
$1 or more per creation 2 patrons
For a mere 1 dollar a month, you, my friend, get to SEE THE FUTURE. Hear about new toys before they're officially released, get the first shot at the shop during sales before I announce them on social media, and get sneak peeks at upcoming projects! Truly, your mastery of time will be limitless!*

*mastery of time limited to announcements and projects related to Funkit Toys LLC.
Voter Registration
$2 or more per creation 2 patrons
Why see the future if you can't influence the outcome? With this tier, you get to vote on various topics, like what toys you want to see next, what materials I should focus on or learn to work with, that sort of thing. This lets me know what areas to focus on, but will not get me to make a toy called "Vibey McVibeface".

You also get the Gift of Prophecy rewards.
Flat Pack
$4 or more per creation 2 patrons
Want stickers? You want this tier.

You can also get whatever else I can make flat and fit in an envelope. Business card, handwritten note, ask and ye shall receive, within reason.

You also get the 1 and 2 dollar rewards.
High Five
$5 or more per creation 2 patrons
Low risk, low reward monthly discount code for your expected Funkit purchases. 5% off everything in the store. Most discounts only apply to made items, but this also works for custom toys. Plus, you get the prophesies and voting rights from the previous tiers.
Flat Pack Plus Five
$7 or more per creation 2 patrons
You get all the bonuses of the High Five tier, PLUS the Flat Pack tier! That USUALLY MEANS STICKERS.
Fun-Size Funkit!
$9 or more per creation 2 patrons
That's right, there's finally a way to get these. You get one random Fun-Size Funkit toy from one of the test molds, and there's a chance it may have fancy colors!

You'll also get the 1, 2, and 5 dollar rewards.

For patrons outside the US, an additional $7 for Canada and $10 worldwide needs to be pledged for shipping. 
High Ten
$10 or more per creation 2 patrons
A monthly coupon for 10% off anything in the store, and when sales happen, you'll also get an additional 10% off sale items. You'll also get voting and prophecy rewards, so you'll know when those sales are coming up.
Flat Pack Plus Ten
$12 or more per creation 2 patrons
 You get all the bonuses of the High Ten tier, PLUS the Flat Pack tier! That USUALLY MEANS STICKERS. 
Oddities
$19 or more per creation 5 patrons
A monthly subscription box for sexual experimentation. You'll get a small, unusual object each month you can use for sexy things. Some may be familiar, some will be recognizable, some will be utterly alien, and most will be for sensation play. Materials will vary, and most of these will be limited run unless people REALLY like them. 


For patrons outside the US, add $7 for shipping to Canada, $10 international.

Fun-Size Funkits
$29 or more per creation 0 patrons
5 random Fun-Size Funkit toys. You'll also get the 1, 2, and 10 dollar rewards. 


For patrons outside the US, please add $7 for Canada and $10 worldwide for shipping.

Two Hours
$69 or more per creation 0 of 2 patrons
You get two hours of Kenton's time per month for a very slightly, yet sexily discounted price. What do you use it for? Up to you. I do photography, graphic design, a bit of web design, 3d design, toy design, but perhaps more feasible for this amount of time, I can consult on your own projects. You can put that to use as you see fit.


If I can make something for you from inexpensive or scrap materials in that time, I'll send it to you with shipping under $10 covered. Additional time, shipping and materials - $35 US/hr, material at cost, and remaining shipping cost.

If you want to get this tier, send me an email and ask about your intended use to see if it's something I can and will actually do in that amount of time. This doesn't obligate me to do anything you don't ask about ahead of time.

Goals
$176 of $269 per creation
Having this much stable income per month would mean most of my overhead costs covered. Which is a huge load off my brain. And a load off my brain is a load more on yours, because I'd be able to post a lot more here! more process shots, more essays, maybe even some video.
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Funkit Toys is an ongoing experiment in how few people it takes to make a new sex toy every month. The answer, so far, has been one, with some feedback from testers and friends, but after a year of that, I'm looking to get some help. 

"Help" here is shorthand for "money". I'm aware it's only one letter shorter, but minimizing waste is an important part of the Funkit design philosophy, and that saved 20% on characters.

Which leads to the question, why should you money me? That depends: 
  • Would you like to be able to see the future?
  • What are your thoughts on early bird access to sales?
  • Have you ever coveted the unimaginable power of having a small say in what a small company does?
  • Do you like discounts?
  • How do you feel about tiny dildos?

All these and more are things you can get in exchange for your help here.
"Help" still means money.

Kenton is a former chef and former respectable member of civilized society who can't stop picking up new skills and likes putting "fucksmith" on his business cards.

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Rewards
Gift of Prophecy
$1 or more per creation 2 patrons
For a mere 1 dollar a month, you, my friend, get to SEE THE FUTURE. Hear about new toys before they're officially released, get the first shot at the shop during sales before I announce them on social media, and get sneak peeks at upcoming projects! Truly, your mastery of time will be limitless!*

*mastery of time limited to announcements and projects related to Funkit Toys LLC.
Voter Registration
$2 or more per creation 2 patrons
Why see the future if you can't influence the outcome? With this tier, you get to vote on various topics, like what toys you want to see next, what materials I should focus on or learn to work with, that sort of thing. This lets me know what areas to focus on, but will not get me to make a toy called "Vibey McVibeface".

You also get the Gift of Prophecy rewards.
Flat Pack
$4 or more per creation 2 patrons
Want stickers? You want this tier.

You can also get whatever else I can make flat and fit in an envelope. Business card, handwritten note, ask and ye shall receive, within reason.

You also get the 1 and 2 dollar rewards.
High Five
$5 or more per creation 2 patrons
Low risk, low reward monthly discount code for your expected Funkit purchases. 5% off everything in the store. Most discounts only apply to made items, but this also works for custom toys. Plus, you get the prophesies and voting rights from the previous tiers.
Flat Pack Plus Five
$7 or more per creation 2 patrons
You get all the bonuses of the High Five tier, PLUS the Flat Pack tier! That USUALLY MEANS STICKERS.
Fun-Size Funkit!
$9 or more per creation 2 patrons
That's right, there's finally a way to get these. You get one random Fun-Size Funkit toy from one of the test molds, and there's a chance it may have fancy colors!

You'll also get the 1, 2, and 5 dollar rewards.

For patrons outside the US, an additional $7 for Canada and $10 worldwide needs to be pledged for shipping. 
High Ten
$10 or more per creation 2 patrons
A monthly coupon for 10% off anything in the store, and when sales happen, you'll also get an additional 10% off sale items. You'll also get voting and prophecy rewards, so you'll know when those sales are coming up.
Flat Pack Plus Ten
$12 or more per creation 2 patrons
 You get all the bonuses of the High Ten tier, PLUS the Flat Pack tier! That USUALLY MEANS STICKERS. 
Oddities
$19 or more per creation 5 patrons
A monthly subscription box for sexual experimentation. You'll get a small, unusual object each month you can use for sexy things. Some may be familiar, some will be recognizable, some will be utterly alien, and most will be for sensation play. Materials will vary, and most of these will be limited run unless people REALLY like them. 


For patrons outside the US, add $7 for shipping to Canada, $10 international.

Fun-Size Funkits
$29 or more per creation 0 patrons
5 random Fun-Size Funkit toys. You'll also get the 1, 2, and 10 dollar rewards. 


For patrons outside the US, please add $7 for Canada and $10 worldwide for shipping.

Two Hours
$69 or more per creation 0 of 2 patrons
You get two hours of Kenton's time per month for a very slightly, yet sexily discounted price. What do you use it for? Up to you. I do photography, graphic design, a bit of web design, 3d design, toy design, but perhaps more feasible for this amount of time, I can consult on your own projects. You can put that to use as you see fit.


If I can make something for you from inexpensive or scrap materials in that time, I'll send it to you with shipping under $10 covered. Additional time, shipping and materials - $35 US/hr, material at cost, and remaining shipping cost.

If you want to get this tier, send me an email and ask about your intended use to see if it's something I can and will actually do in that amount of time. This doesn't obligate me to do anything you don't ask about ahead of time.