"Help" here is shorthand for "money". I'm aware it's only one letter shorter, but minimizing waste is an important part of the Funkit design philosophy, and that saved 20% on characters.
Which leads to the question, why should you money me? That depends:
- Would you like to be able to see the future?
- What are your thoughts on early bird access to sales?
- Have you ever coveted the unimaginable power of having a small say in what a small company does?
- Do you like discounts?
- How do you feel about tiny dildos?
All these and more are things you can get in exchange for your help here.
"Help" still means money.
Kenton is a former chef and former respectable member of civilized society who can't stop picking up new skills and likes putting "fucksmith" on his business cards.