Funkit Toys

Funkit Toys

is creating Modular Fucksquiggles

22

patrons

$173

per creation
Funkit Toys is an ongoing experiment in how few people it takes to make a new sex toy every month. The answer, so far, has been one, with some feedback from testers and friends, but after a year of that, I'm looking to get some help. 

"Help" here is shorthand for "money". I'm aware it's only one letter shorter, but minimizing waste is an important part of the Funkit design philosophy, and that saved 20% on characters.

Which leads to the question, why should you money me? That depends: 
  • Would you like to be able to see the future?
  • What are your thoughts on early bird access to sales?
  • Have you ever coveted the unimaginable power of having a small say in what a small company does?
  • Do you like discounts?
  • How do you feel about tiny dildos?

All these and more are things you can get in exchange for your help here.
"Help" still means money.

Kenton is a former chef and former respectable member of civilized society who can't stop picking up new skills and likes putting "fucksmith" on his business cards.
Tiers
Poll Dancing
$2 or more per creation

With this tier, you get to vote on various topics, like what toys you want to see next, what materials I should focus on or learn to work with, that sort of thing. This lets me know what areas to focus on, but will not get me to make a toy called "Vibey McVibeface". Some vote options will be serious, most will be jokes. I like to think the jokes are what you're paying for. 

Flat Pack
$4 or more per creation

Want stickers? You want this tier.

You can also get whatever else I can make flat and fit in an envelope. Business card, handwritten note, ask and ye shall receive, within reason.

You also get the 2 dollar reward.

High Five
$5 or more per creation

Low risk, low reward monthly discount code for your expected Funkit purchases. 5% off everything in the store. Most discounts only apply to made items, but this also works for custom toys. Plus, you get poll access.

Flat Pack Plus Five
$7 or more per creation
You get all the bonuses of the High Five tier, PLUS the Flat Pack tier! That USUALLY MEANS STICKERS.
Fun-Size Funkit!
$9 or more per creation

You get one random Fun-Size Funkit toy from one of the test molds, and there's a chance it may have fancy colors!

You'll also get the polls.

For patrons outside the US, an additional $7 for Canada and $10 worldwide needs to be pledged for shipping. 

High Ten
$10 or more per creation

A monthly coupon for 10% off anything in the store, and when sales happen, you'll also get an additional 10% off sale items. You'll also get the polls, and you'll know when those sales are coming up.

Flat Pack Plus Ten
$12 or more per creation
 You get all the bonuses of the High Ten tier, PLUS the Flat Pack tier! That USUALLY MEANS STICKERS. 
Dil of the Month
$45 or more per creation

A silicone sex toy of some kind, every month. Sometimes dils, sometimes plugs, always more experimental than my usual fare. Like the now defunct oddities tier, most of them will be limited run, only available by pledging this tier.

Funkit Toys is an ongoing experiment in how few people it takes to make a new sex toy every month. The answer, so far, has been one, with some feedback from testers and friends, but after a year of that, I'm looking to get some help. 

"Help" here is shorthand for "money". I'm aware it's only one letter shorter, but minimizing waste is an important part of the Funkit design philosophy, and that saved 20% on characters.

Which leads to the question, why should you money me? That depends: 
  • Would you like to be able to see the future?
  • What are your thoughts on early bird access to sales?
  • Have you ever coveted the unimaginable power of having a small say in what a small company does?
  • Do you like discounts?
  • How do you feel about tiny dildos?

All these and more are things you can get in exchange for your help here.
"Help" still means money.

Kenton is a former chef and former respectable member of civilized society who can't stop picking up new skills and likes putting "fucksmith" on his business cards.

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Tiers
Poll Dancing
$2 or more per creation

With this tier, you get to vote on various topics, like what toys you want to see next, what materials I should focus on or learn to work with, that sort of thing. This lets me know what areas to focus on, but will not get me to make a toy called "Vibey McVibeface". Some vote options will be serious, most will be jokes. I like to think the jokes are what you're paying for. 

Flat Pack
$4 or more per creation

Want stickers? You want this tier.

You can also get whatever else I can make flat and fit in an envelope. Business card, handwritten note, ask and ye shall receive, within reason.

You also get the 2 dollar reward.

High Five
$5 or more per creation

Low risk, low reward monthly discount code for your expected Funkit purchases. 5% off everything in the store. Most discounts only apply to made items, but this also works for custom toys. Plus, you get poll access.

Flat Pack Plus Five
$7 or more per creation
You get all the bonuses of the High Five tier, PLUS the Flat Pack tier! That USUALLY MEANS STICKERS.
Fun-Size Funkit!
$9 or more per creation

You get one random Fun-Size Funkit toy from one of the test molds, and there's a chance it may have fancy colors!

You'll also get the polls.

For patrons outside the US, an additional $7 for Canada and $10 worldwide needs to be pledged for shipping. 

High Ten
$10 or more per creation

A monthly coupon for 10% off anything in the store, and when sales happen, you'll also get an additional 10% off sale items. You'll also get the polls, and you'll know when those sales are coming up.

Flat Pack Plus Ten
$12 or more per creation
 You get all the bonuses of the High Ten tier, PLUS the Flat Pack tier! That USUALLY MEANS STICKERS. 
Dil of the Month
$45 or more per creation

A silicone sex toy of some kind, every month. Sometimes dils, sometimes plugs, always more experimental than my usual fare. Like the now defunct oddities tier, most of them will be limited run, only available by pledging this tier.