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Future Crunchie
$2 or more per creation 169 patrons
"This newsletter is worth at least half a cup of coffee. And it all goes to good causes! I'm in. Sign me up."


Thank you. We know paying for information on the internet is rare, and we don't take it for granted. 


  • We will put your name up on the website as a way of acknowledging your generosity. 
Space Crunchie
$5 or more per creation 93 patrons
"There have definitely been a few times in my life when I've paid this for a bad glass of red wine. This newsletter is worth at least that. Take me to space!" 


That's awesome, we're over the moon that you think the newsletter is worth this (see what we did there?). 

  • We'll put your name on the website.
  • We're also sending you five beautifully illustrated prints of our favourite quotes, from five of our favourite people.  
Super Crunchie
$10 or more per creation 45 patrons
"Sometimes, when I'm feeling particularly generous, I buy someone a beer. Sure, it's probably an overpriced craft beer. But I like craft beer. And you know what Future Crunch? I think you're super, so I'm buying you a beer too."


Hey, seriously thank you, that's incredibly generous. The support will really help us. 

  • You get all lower tier rewards, plus...
  • Your very own "Y'ALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED SCIENCE" Future Crunch mug! You can proudly display this at the office. Or just take it home and give it to your kids. Don't blame us. 
Unicorn Crunchie
$25 or more per creation 14 patrons
"That's a lot of money, but I'd spend it on a restaurant meal without blinking. I trust you guys to do the right thing with it, and I'll be able to see exactly which causes you're giving to. Sign me up, rainbows for everyone!"


Whoa! We're not even sure what to say here. This is way above and beyond the call of duty.  Perhaps unicorns are real after all? Thank you thank you, wow. 

  • You get all lower tier rewards, plus...
  • A Future Crunch hoodie, serious swag, serious street cred. We'll make sure it's one you actually want to wear, and a wardrobe item that you can be proud of. 
Cthulhu Crunchie
$50 or more per creation 6 patrons
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

We're speechless. You are, truly, one of the Elder Gods. 

  • You get all lower tier rewards, plus...
  • If you're in Melbourne, or if you ever pass through, we are going to take you out for a meal.  
Tiers
Future Crunchie
$2 or more per creation 169 patrons
"This newsletter is worth at least half a cup of coffee. And it all goes to good causes! I'm in. Sign me up."


Thank you. We know paying for information on the internet is rare, and we don't take it for granted. 


  • We will put your name up on the website as a way of acknowledging your generosity. 
Space Crunchie
$5 or more per creation 93 patrons
"There have definitely been a few times in my life when I've paid this for a bad glass of red wine. This newsletter is worth at least that. Take me to space!" 


That's awesome, we're over the moon that you think the newsletter is worth this (see what we did there?). 

  • We'll put your name on the website.
  • We're also sending you five beautifully illustrated prints of our favourite quotes, from five of our favourite people.  
Super Crunchie
$10 or more per creation 45 patrons
"Sometimes, when I'm feeling particularly generous, I buy someone a beer. Sure, it's probably an overpriced craft beer. But I like craft beer. And you know what Future Crunch? I think you're super, so I'm buying you a beer too."


Hey, seriously thank you, that's incredibly generous. The support will really help us. 

  • You get all lower tier rewards, plus...
  • Your very own "Y'ALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED SCIENCE" Future Crunch mug! You can proudly display this at the office. Or just take it home and give it to your kids. Don't blame us. 
Unicorn Crunchie
$25 or more per creation 14 patrons
"That's a lot of money, but I'd spend it on a restaurant meal without blinking. I trust you guys to do the right thing with it, and I'll be able to see exactly which causes you're giving to. Sign me up, rainbows for everyone!"


Whoa! We're not even sure what to say here. This is way above and beyond the call of duty.  Perhaps unicorns are real after all? Thank you thank you, wow. 

  • You get all lower tier rewards, plus...
  • A Future Crunch hoodie, serious swag, serious street cred. We'll make sure it's one you actually want to wear, and a wardrobe item that you can be proud of. 
Cthulhu Crunchie
$50 or more per creation 6 patrons
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

We're speechless. You are, truly, one of the Elder Gods. 

  • You get all lower tier rewards, plus...
  • If you're in Melbourne, or if you ever pass through, we are going to take you out for a meal.