Gallus Rostromegalus is creating Short Stories, illustrations, scientific illustration, Novels
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Hello!  I'm a writer/illustrator form Colorado, you may know me from Tumblr's "Family Lore", or that time my mom's dog was on Buzzfeed.   I write short stories about the weird things that happen to me and my family and friends, and it can get very weird.  I also work as an Illustrator and will be adding more of my art content here as well (You thought Bread Jesus sounded funny? He looks even goofier) Thank you for supporting me!
Tiers
Egg
$1 or more per month
  • Reccive status updates on ongoing projects (What's coming out next, when things go to the printer etc.
  • sneak peeks at ongoing projects
  • My Grattitude
Chick
$5 or more per month
  • All previous rewards included
  • Acess to the Discord Server where I will review bad movies/share recipies/post pictures of the animals/Make Bad Jokes.
Pullet
$10 or more per month
  • All previous rewards included
  • Acess to the PDfs of the re-issued Family Lore, now Edited for Clarity and Illustrated for Additional Hilarity.  
  • I'll be publishing an edited story once every 2 weeks- on the Saturday closest to the 1st and 15th of every month.
  • I'll send a reminder out a reminder a week beforehand to unsubscribe from this tier if you don't want that month's stories or cannot continue to afford this tier!
Hen: Lore Book Pre-Order (Paperback)
$25 or more per month
  • All previous rewards included
  • Book Pre-Order: You've pre-ordered the paperback version of the book! It comes with:  
  • stories published to tumblr so far!
  • MORE Stories!
  • Illustrations! 
  • Photographs!
  • and an Illuminated Family tree!
  • You will also be mentioned in the "Thank You" list in the back of the book.
  • You only have to pledge at this level once to pre-order.  You can subscribe to a lower level or unsubscribe!  Or stay at it, with my extreme grattitude!
Rooster (Hardback Pre-Order)
$50 or more per month
  • Access to Egg, Chick, and Pullet Tier Benefits included!
  • Hardback Pre-Order!  DELUXE!!  Harback includes all the content of the Paperback as well as:
  • Bonus Illustrations!
  • You get mentioned in the FOREWARD/Dedication!
  • I'll sign it for you! 
Showbird (Hardback+ Bonus Poster)
$75 or more per month
  • Egg, Chick, Pullet and Rooster rewards included!
  • Pre-order a Hardback Book, with BONUS POSTER.  Your choice of:
  • "Scientific" Illustration of the Gallus Rostromegalus
    OR
    "The Crucifixion of Bread Jesus (dramatized)" 
  • A Hand-Written Thank You Card From me!
  • Limit 50!  Get them while they're hot!
  • To Pre-Order, you only need to pledge at this level once, then you can unsubscribe or pledge at a lower level!
GIANT CRYPTID CHICKEN
$100 or more per month
  • Egg, Chick, Pullet and Rooster rewards included!
  • Pre-order a Hardback Book, with the following!
  • BOTH "Gallus Rostromegalus" AND "Bread Jesus" POSTERS!
  • Recipie Booklet! 
  • Hand-Written LETTER thanking you, from me!
  • "Signed" Pic from Arwen!
  • Limit 25!
  • To pre-order, you only need to pledge at this level once, then you can unsubscribe or go to a lower tier!
SUPRISE TOMATO
$200 or more per month
  • All the benefits of Egg, Chick, Pullet, Rooster, and GIANT CRYPTID CHICKEN  included!
  • I'll name one of the vegetables or Flowers in the garden your choice of name.
  • Choice of plants will be available in March of 2019!
  • Your name, your OC's name, a joke name, whatever.
  • You get pictures and Updates on it!
  • If it doesn't die  (I'm good at gardening but also there are raccons here), I will personally mail a bloom or vegetable to you.
CAKE
$500 or more per month
  • All the benefits of Egg, Chick, Pullet, Rooster, and GIANT CRYPTID CHICKEN  included!
  • If you do this, I will personally drive to your house and make you cake.
  • Try me.
  • and the cake.
  • I make great cake.
Hello!  I'm a writer/illustrator form Colorado, you may know me from Tumblr's "Family Lore", or that time my mom's dog was on Buzzfeed.   I write short stories about the weird things that happen to me and my family and friends, and it can get very weird.  I also work as an Illustrator and will be adding more of my art content here as well (You thought Bread Jesus sounded funny? He looks even goofier) Thank you for supporting me!

Recent posts by Gallus Rostromegalus

Tiers
Egg
$1 or more per month
  • Reccive status updates on ongoing projects (What's coming out next, when things go to the printer etc.
  • sneak peeks at ongoing projects
  • My Grattitude
Chick
$5 or more per month
  • All previous rewards included
  • Acess to the Discord Server where I will review bad movies/share recipies/post pictures of the animals/Make Bad Jokes.
Pullet
$10 or more per month
  • All previous rewards included
  • Acess to the PDfs of the re-issued Family Lore, now Edited for Clarity and Illustrated for Additional Hilarity.  
  • I'll be publishing an edited story once every 2 weeks- on the Saturday closest to the 1st and 15th of every month.
  • I'll send a reminder out a reminder a week beforehand to unsubscribe from this tier if you don't want that month's stories or cannot continue to afford this tier!
Hen: Lore Book Pre-Order (Paperback)
$25 or more per month
  • All previous rewards included
  • Book Pre-Order: You've pre-ordered the paperback version of the book! It comes with:  
  • stories published to tumblr so far!
  • MORE Stories!
  • Illustrations! 
  • Photographs!
  • and an Illuminated Family tree!
  • You will also be mentioned in the "Thank You" list in the back of the book.
  • You only have to pledge at this level once to pre-order.  You can subscribe to a lower level or unsubscribe!  Or stay at it, with my extreme grattitude!
Rooster (Hardback Pre-Order)
$50 or more per month
  • Access to Egg, Chick, and Pullet Tier Benefits included!
  • Hardback Pre-Order!  DELUXE!!  Harback includes all the content of the Paperback as well as:
  • Bonus Illustrations!
  • You get mentioned in the FOREWARD/Dedication!
  • I'll sign it for you! 
Showbird (Hardback+ Bonus Poster)
$75 or more per month
  • Egg, Chick, Pullet and Rooster rewards included!
  • Pre-order a Hardback Book, with BONUS POSTER.  Your choice of:
  • "Scientific" Illustration of the Gallus Rostromegalus
    OR
    "The Crucifixion of Bread Jesus (dramatized)" 
  • A Hand-Written Thank You Card From me!
  • Limit 50!  Get them while they're hot!
  • To Pre-Order, you only need to pledge at this level once, then you can unsubscribe or pledge at a lower level!
GIANT CRYPTID CHICKEN
$100 or more per month
  • Egg, Chick, Pullet and Rooster rewards included!
  • Pre-order a Hardback Book, with the following!
  • BOTH "Gallus Rostromegalus" AND "Bread Jesus" POSTERS!
  • Recipie Booklet! 
  • Hand-Written LETTER thanking you, from me!
  • "Signed" Pic from Arwen!
  • Limit 25!
  • To pre-order, you only need to pledge at this level once, then you can unsubscribe or go to a lower tier!
SUPRISE TOMATO
$200 or more per month
  • All the benefits of Egg, Chick, Pullet, Rooster, and GIANT CRYPTID CHICKEN  included!
  • I'll name one of the vegetables or Flowers in the garden your choice of name.
  • Choice of plants will be available in March of 2019!
  • Your name, your OC's name, a joke name, whatever.
  • You get pictures and Updates on it!
  • If it doesn't die  (I'm good at gardening but also there are raccons here), I will personally mail a bloom or vegetable to you.
CAKE
$500 or more per month
  • All the benefits of Egg, Chick, Pullet, Rooster, and GIANT CRYPTID CHICKEN  included!
  • If you do this, I will personally drive to your house and make you cake.
  • Try me.
  • and the cake.
  • I make great cake.