Matt

is creating Videos and articles about video games, guitars, gadgets and tv

1

patron

$1

per month
Heyooooooooooo!



Matt here from Gamer Guide! Our aim here with the Patreon is to devote a lot more time to Matt and Co. doing things, from reviews of upcoming games on consoles and computers to reviewing new and cool tech, doing unboxings of a sundry assortment of weird and wild monthly subscription boxes and a ongoing look into the recording of a record that Matt is working on!  As this grows, there will be a lot more interesting and hopefully funny videos, podcasts, posts that will engage you, interest you, and get you in on our strange community of funny, opinionated wackjobs.



Donations are going into the construction of a set headquartered out of my home, and towards production costs of doing the series from my own place instead of me having to find slow moments in the day at my job and filming it there.  This way I can pop online, and get information and reviews out to you, the viewer, so fast it'll make your head spin. As it is now, I shoot on the weekends, end the show, and am generally a week or so late in reviewing new content that everyone else has jammed out at warp speed. It's the downside to not having a good enough setup to put out a professional looking show.  But it will be easy to get there if the money is there! Plus every dime will be accounted for!




Your donation will help us hit that mark of quality and quickness that you guys deserve to have for being a viewer of Gamer Guide.  I want to start a new channel just called The Guide, or Matt Does Dumb Stuff.  Hell, maybe one of you can come up with something!  



We'll put our heads together and come up with some cool gifts, giveaways, exclusive podcasts and even tasteful nude pictures of me, if you're into your eyes bleeding and the inherent pain that typically follows such a masochistic event.  Ooh, maybe I can have a tier where if you pay you *don't* have to see the pics.

 

So if you're a huge dork, love your videogames, guitars, recording, techy gear, music, movies, sci-fi, horror, and want to have a blast, helping us make fun of everything while maybe learning a li'l something from some grumpy old internet man, I'd love to have you aboard.



Thanks for your time, and I can't wait for you to become a patron of the future evolution of Gamer Guide!

-Matt


P.S., I love you < / confession time >  Donate today! <3 <3 <3
Tiers
GOOD BOY
$1 or more per month
You will be an official good boy and everyone will know it.  


Also,  access to my Patreon activity stream, my current reading list, gaming list, and some exclusive stuff!

SEXY LADY
$1 or more per month
You'll be recognized internationally as a sexy lady. I guarantee it. 


Plus, you'll get access to lots of things! My patreon exclusive activity, reading lists, gaming lists and updates on weird stuff i'm doing!

You're a robot.
$1 or more per month
You are now a robot.  


You bend no knee to law or man. You are free to destroy as you see fit. 

CINCO CINCO CINCO CINCO CINCO
$5 or more per month
Access to my Patreon activity stream, where I'll post my current reading list, gaming list, and have some exclusive reviews and articles, as well as early information on new projects as they develop.

Plus I will speak your name in a video called I SPEAK YOUR NAME FOR CINCO DE MAYO on 5/5/17 in tribute to the FIVE BUCKS you give me.
Congratulations, You're Rich!
$10 or more per month
Paying this without thinking about it is a guarantee that you are rich, and that people will recognize that.  Look at all the respect you have now!!!!!


YOU GET: 

Access to my Patreon activity stream, where I'll post my current reading list, gaming list, and have some exclusive reviews and articles, as well as early information on new projects as they develop.

Plus I'll add you on Twitter and you can DM me ideas/deep thoughts/succinct love letters/the works. And since you gave me ten bucks you can make me work a word into one of my reviews and it will go DING and show your  name on screen whenever I say it.  It'll be ridiculous and everyone will love you and your wily ways.

FIFTY DOLLAR MAN
$50 or more per month only 1 left
You have a new nickname and it's "The Fifty Dollar Man"


Only one of you get to be the Fifty Dollar man!  You can wear your name in pride as I will brand it into your forehead, should you so wish. 


Plus...stickers! You'll get several of them. Enough to tape the mouth shut of every family member that wants you to stop watching Gamer Guide and come to dinner. That'll show em!

Also, you will have access to some exclusive thangs that myself and the rest of the Gamer Guide squad come up with as we gain more and more broadcasting independence.

Plus! You'll have access to a special email account where you can send me notes/ideas/etc.  It's a direct line to the show, and once we start to be able to make longer form content, I'll add credits to every show and you will be on the credits as an associate producer!

and finally, you'll get access to my Patreon activity stream, where I'll post my current reading list, gaming list, and have some exclusive reviews and articles, as well as early information on new projects as they develop.

lol no one is ever going to do this
$100 or more per month only 50 left
An EXCLUSIVE Gamer Guide w/ Matt Barnette t-shirt with the Gamer Guide logo on the front and something dumb on the back! (I'm still figuring that part out!)  Also you'll get access to exclusive Twitch streams, podcasts and other fun stuff TBD.

Plus, as one of the original fifty to donate 100 buckaroos, you'll achieve BFFOGG status (That's best friends forever of gamer guide) and you'll always get first crack at anything new that we come out with...(which could come in especially handy with eSports Arkansas -- the new event we're planning on putting together for late 2016/early 2017. Stay tuned!)

BUT THEN You'll have access to a special email account where you can send me notes/ideas/etc. It's a direct line to the show, and once we start to be able to make longer form content, I'll add credits to every show and you will be on the credits as an Executive producer!

AND ALSO, we'll eventually make some stickers. Everyone likes stickers! You'll get several of them.  Enough to tape the mouth shut of every family member that wants you to stop watching Gamer Guide and come to dinner. That'll show em!

and finally, you'll get access to my Patreon activity stream, where I'll post my current reading list, gaming list, and have some exclusive reviews and articles, as well as early information on new projects as they develop.
Goals
$1 of $5,000 per month
Become a patron for Gamer Guide today and be a part of getting us up and running - I have some pieces and parts where the bulk of the show could be produced from my house, but we still need a few of the basics, lights, green screen, extra and/or better camera gear, and a faster computer for editing video and recording audio and doing all the after effects stuff I do to make Gamer Guide patently ridiculous.

I hopefully *won't* need the full amount to get it going and off the ground, but I'm going bigger than I think I am because I want to get it done.  If we hit this goal though, man are you going to be a part of something rad.  As an inaugural patron of Gamer Guide, I'll personally call you/have a video chat with you/ whatever you want.  I'll make myself accessible so you can throw ideas straight to me and not have to wait for me to email you back.

PLUS - I'm aiming to design and print some rad t-shirts so you can show all your friends what horrible judgment you have and so you can show people from afar that you love a thing on the internet...and you paid for it! (design pending)

Also, if you're a part of this goal getting accomplished, you'll also be invited to private Twitch.tv/GamerGuideClub streams where you can cut up with Chad and I while we play any number of the many games we're both terrible at. I may or may not give away random prizes during these streams as well! (No may not to it. I'm gonna be giving away stuff.)



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Heyooooooooooo!



Matt here from Gamer Guide! Our aim here with the Patreon is to devote a lot more time to Matt and Co. doing things, from reviews of upcoming games on consoles and computers to reviewing new and cool tech, doing unboxings of a sundry assortment of weird and wild monthly subscription boxes and a ongoing look into the recording of a record that Matt is working on!  As this grows, there will be a lot more interesting and hopefully funny videos, podcasts, posts that will engage you, interest you, and get you in on our strange community of funny, opinionated wackjobs.



Donations are going into the construction of a set headquartered out of my home, and towards production costs of doing the series from my own place instead of me having to find slow moments in the day at my job and filming it there.  This way I can pop online, and get information and reviews out to you, the viewer, so fast it'll make your head spin. As it is now, I shoot on the weekends, end the show, and am generally a week or so late in reviewing new content that everyone else has jammed out at warp speed. It's the downside to not having a good enough setup to put out a professional looking show.  But it will be easy to get there if the money is there! Plus every dime will be accounted for!




Your donation will help us hit that mark of quality and quickness that you guys deserve to have for being a viewer of Gamer Guide.  I want to start a new channel just called The Guide, or Matt Does Dumb Stuff.  Hell, maybe one of you can come up with something!  



We'll put our heads together and come up with some cool gifts, giveaways, exclusive podcasts and even tasteful nude pictures of me, if you're into your eyes bleeding and the inherent pain that typically follows such a masochistic event.  Ooh, maybe I can have a tier where if you pay you *don't* have to see the pics.

 

So if you're a huge dork, love your videogames, guitars, recording, techy gear, music, movies, sci-fi, horror, and want to have a blast, helping us make fun of everything while maybe learning a li'l something from some grumpy old internet man, I'd love to have you aboard.



Thanks for your time, and I can't wait for you to become a patron of the future evolution of Gamer Guide!

-Matt


P.S., I love you < / confession time >  Donate today! <3 <3 <3

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Tiers
GOOD BOY
$1 or more per month
You will be an official good boy and everyone will know it.  


Also,  access to my Patreon activity stream, my current reading list, gaming list, and some exclusive stuff!

SEXY LADY
$1 or more per month
You'll be recognized internationally as a sexy lady. I guarantee it. 


Plus, you'll get access to lots of things! My patreon exclusive activity, reading lists, gaming lists and updates on weird stuff i'm doing!

You're a robot.
$1 or more per month
You are now a robot.  


You bend no knee to law or man. You are free to destroy as you see fit. 

CINCO CINCO CINCO CINCO CINCO
$5 or more per month
Access to my Patreon activity stream, where I'll post my current reading list, gaming list, and have some exclusive reviews and articles, as well as early information on new projects as they develop.

Plus I will speak your name in a video called I SPEAK YOUR NAME FOR CINCO DE MAYO on 5/5/17 in tribute to the FIVE BUCKS you give me.
Congratulations, You're Rich!
$10 or more per month
Paying this without thinking about it is a guarantee that you are rich, and that people will recognize that.  Look at all the respect you have now!!!!!


YOU GET: 

Access to my Patreon activity stream, where I'll post my current reading list, gaming list, and have some exclusive reviews and articles, as well as early information on new projects as they develop.

Plus I'll add you on Twitter and you can DM me ideas/deep thoughts/succinct love letters/the works. And since you gave me ten bucks you can make me work a word into one of my reviews and it will go DING and show your  name on screen whenever I say it.  It'll be ridiculous and everyone will love you and your wily ways.

FIFTY DOLLAR MAN
$50 or more per month only 1 left
You have a new nickname and it's "The Fifty Dollar Man"


Only one of you get to be the Fifty Dollar man!  You can wear your name in pride as I will brand it into your forehead, should you so wish. 


Plus...stickers! You'll get several of them. Enough to tape the mouth shut of every family member that wants you to stop watching Gamer Guide and come to dinner. That'll show em!

Also, you will have access to some exclusive thangs that myself and the rest of the Gamer Guide squad come up with as we gain more and more broadcasting independence.

Plus! You'll have access to a special email account where you can send me notes/ideas/etc.  It's a direct line to the show, and once we start to be able to make longer form content, I'll add credits to every show and you will be on the credits as an associate producer!

and finally, you'll get access to my Patreon activity stream, where I'll post my current reading list, gaming list, and have some exclusive reviews and articles, as well as early information on new projects as they develop.

lol no one is ever going to do this
$100 or more per month only 50 left
An EXCLUSIVE Gamer Guide w/ Matt Barnette t-shirt with the Gamer Guide logo on the front and something dumb on the back! (I'm still figuring that part out!)  Also you'll get access to exclusive Twitch streams, podcasts and other fun stuff TBD.

Plus, as one of the original fifty to donate 100 buckaroos, you'll achieve BFFOGG status (That's best friends forever of gamer guide) and you'll always get first crack at anything new that we come out with...(which could come in especially handy with eSports Arkansas -- the new event we're planning on putting together for late 2016/early 2017. Stay tuned!)

BUT THEN You'll have access to a special email account where you can send me notes/ideas/etc. It's a direct line to the show, and once we start to be able to make longer form content, I'll add credits to every show and you will be on the credits as an Executive producer!

AND ALSO, we'll eventually make some stickers. Everyone likes stickers! You'll get several of them.  Enough to tape the mouth shut of every family member that wants you to stop watching Gamer Guide and come to dinner. That'll show em!

and finally, you'll get access to my Patreon activity stream, where I'll post my current reading list, gaming list, and have some exclusive reviews and articles, as well as early information on new projects as they develop.