Matt (Ginger) & Jacob (Canadian) are creating A Podcast
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We are the Carolina's Premiere and leading Podcast here to ask you to continue supporting us like you do your ex-wife! This Podcast is host by two persons. One of those persons is phenomenal, the backbone of a generation and without him the ice caps would surely melt sooner. The other one is Jacob and he's foreign probably. 

We tend to release one to two brand new, audio only, episodes on a weekly basis and have amassed over 150 published episodes to date. We are available on every platform worldwide including Spotify, Apple, Google, iHeartRadio and Stitcher. Our topics generally include MMA, Music, Science and Comedy plus some general topics of the real world in a 15 - 30 minute format. So far we have done this mostly for free but the cost of the studio, equipment, host fees and Jacob's addiction to pure Canadian maple syrup has pushed us to ask for dollars a month. 

Tune in, turn up and be sure to laugh. It's like Disney World for adults!
Tiers
Honestly, this is already too much.
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Do you like wasting $1 a month? Then waste it on us so that Jacob can buy more maple leaf decorations because he's not Canadian enough.
This is twice as wasteful; so American!
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Do you like wasting $2 a month? That's enough to feed like 76 kids in Nigeria every day for an epoch. 
We actually like how wasteful you are.
$3 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
$3 a month? What are you, the king of France? If you wasted anymore money a month I'd say you took out student loans in college and don't know how to manage your income (was that too real?). 
At this point you're just showing off.
$5 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
Honestly, you keep giving us $5 and we are liable to give you the entire podcast.
Goals
$1 of $1 per month
I can't believe it. We've officially made money on this show. Please hold while we tell our High School Economic teachers they were wrong!
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We are the Carolina's Premiere and leading Podcast here to ask you to continue supporting us like you do your ex-wife! This Podcast is host by two persons. One of those persons is phenomenal, the backbone of a generation and without him the ice caps would surely melt sooner. The other one is Jacob and he's foreign probably. 

We tend to release one to two brand new, audio only, episodes on a weekly basis and have amassed over 150 published episodes to date. We are available on every platform worldwide including Spotify, Apple, Google, iHeartRadio and Stitcher. Our topics generally include MMA, Music, Science and Comedy plus some general topics of the real world in a 15 - 30 minute format. So far we have done this mostly for free but the cost of the studio, equipment, host fees and Jacob's addiction to pure Canadian maple syrup has pushed us to ask for dollars a month. 

Tune in, turn up and be sure to laugh. It's like Disney World for adults!

Recent posts by Matt (Ginger) & Jacob (Canadian)

Tiers
Honestly, this is already too much.
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Do you like wasting $1 a month? Then waste it on us so that Jacob can buy more maple leaf decorations because he's not Canadian enough.
This is twice as wasteful; so American!
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Do you like wasting $2 a month? That's enough to feed like 76 kids in Nigeria every day for an epoch. 
We actually like how wasteful you are.
$3 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
$3 a month? What are you, the king of France? If you wasted anymore money a month I'd say you took out student loans in college and don't know how to manage your income (was that too real?). 
At this point you're just showing off.
$5 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
Honestly, you keep giving us $5 and we are liable to give you the entire podcast.