GB Chewis creating the art your drugs are on.
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Insiders know what's up, and they understand that time is money.
One thin dollar a month buys access to my private timeline here at Patreon , so you can see what I'm working on , who I'm working with, and what I'm thinking about.
(It's just a token payment, but it helps keeps the riff-raff out.)
You won't be able to unsee:
- My new artwork
- Commissions in progress (with patron permission)
- Limited edition apparel releases
- Live video feeds from photoshoots
- Discount notifications
- Links to writers worth reading
- Cat pictures
The Six List
Scoring a slot on the Six List is your path to a one-shot custom piece of apparel.
This is gear for patrons who want to know that nobody else will show up to the party wearing what they're wearing.
Be aware: This is a waiting list.
After six full months on the list, I'll ship you one custom piece of apparel. This gives us time to discuss your style and ensure that I'm delivering a piece that I'll be proud to have my name on.
The list is first-paid, first served. If you have to leave the list early for any reason, your payment progress will be saved, and you can step back up whenever there's an open slot.
If you choose not to leave the list after your $600 has been paid in full, I will assume that you intend to commission another $600 piece. I'll remind you to fall back to the Insider tier when I ship your custom work.
Keep your mind on your money! There are no refunds under any circumstances.
- Insider Access
- (1) Custom piece of apparel delivered after $600 has been paid.
- $300 of your total payment will be donated to StandUp For Kids
You're ready for a custom GB Chew original. You love my style, you trust my process, and you know how loud money talks.
If you're the type who likes to bribe the bouncer and skip the line, then let's get to work. Drop your cash up front and I'll get started on your piece today.
Delivery may take up to 90 days from the time of payment, to ensure I'm delivering a something I'll be proud to have my name on.
I'll remind you to fall back to the Insider tier once your payment has cleared, unless you want to order another piece next month.
No refunds. Don't spend it if you can't afford it.
- Insider access
- (1) Custom piece of apparel delivered within 90 days
- Skip the waiting list
- $477 of your payment will be donated to StandUp For Kids
About GB Chew
I'm a pattern artist and fashion designer, working out of a design studio deep in the Michigan woods. My limited edition apparel designs and fine art pieces have been a feature of public and private collections since the late 90's, and now they're available for sale exclusively through Curioos, complete with signed certificates of authenticity.
- If you want to connect on social media to start a conversation, stay informed about my projects, or get updates about art sales and releases, you can access all my patrons-only content here for just $1 a month with the Insider Access tier.
- If you want to browse through my available fine art prints, art canvases, and more, then you can start with this link.
- If you're interested in my off-the-rack limited edition apparel, I've got a growing catalog featuring over a hundred men's tees and women's tees in sizes from small to triple-XL.
- If you're a hardcore fan of my work and you're ready to commission a custom piece of apparel, you're in the right place. If there's a free slot you can either get yourself on the waiting list, or bribe the doorman and skip the list.
If you're a Patreon veteran then you already know the drill and you can skip over the rest of this post. Of course I do hope you'll drop a dollar to pick up patron's-only access if you like what you see in my public feed, and then drop me a line so we can get to know each other.
If you're new to Patreon, let me break it down for you:
Simply put, Patreon is the only place you can connect with me to keep up with what I'm working on, who I'm working with, and what I'm doing. What you're reading now is like a pinned post at the top of my social media timeline. Scrolling down will let you see the new stuff I post. Most of it is only available to paying patrons.
For $1 a month you'll have access to the new art I'm working on, pics from my walks in the Michigan woods, live video from photoshoots, and links to the stuff I'm reading and thinging about. When you become my patron, I'll see about 85 cents of your dollar each month. It's just a token payment, and it's not supposed to keep the lights on, but it does help out with little projects here and there, and with enough patrons it'll start to help out with the big projects too.