Geek+Tea

is creating a society of geeky garden knowledge infused with tea + art

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If You Want It, Kerblam It!

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$2
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Welcome to the Geek+Tea Society! You've joined the ranks and are ready to be caffeinated and indoctrinated into the plant-geek hall of fame with lots of perks like: 

  • I send you cosmic high fives and/or hugs that last a second too long because I like you and think you're cool
  • Access to our online Herbarium of weird and fascinating facts about plants, herbology, potions, magic and more!
  • Exclusive updates related to our current projects which may or may not include me sitting in front of a bee hive, and enjoying endless hours of bee entertainment or making plant sketches
  • Tutorials and tribble-ations on random geeky gardening topics
  • Early access to new brews, drop-dates, sales and more!
  • Geek+Tea Society Membership which means you'll be part of an elite society of do-gooders and tea-lovers
  • Added benefit: You walk around like a boss knowing you're helping other people get caffeinated and weigh in on posts, give feedback, pose questions. 
I'm so happy you're here. For real.

Bonus: 

  • Once you've been a Patreon for 6 months we'll send you a nifty Geek+Tea Society pin badge to wear proudly!
Approximately ~$3.00 CAD per month.

Platform 9 3/4

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$9.75
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Early bird special pricing!!

Muggles gain access to all If you Want it Kerblam it! benefits plus:

  • OWL delivered Geek+Tea Society Membership: one Tea Postcard each month (25 grams of tea)
  • All other tier rewards!
  Approx. ~$13CAD per month

 Bonus:
  • Once you've been a member for 6 months we'll send you a nifty Geek+Tea Society pin badge to wear proudly!
  • After a year (12 months) we'll send you a geeky tea strainer.
Note: Teas are themed each month, but do let us know if you have any allergies or if there's a specific tea you want. 

Room of Requirement

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$14.99
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Muggles gain access to all If you Want it Kerblam it! benefits plus:

  • OWL delivered Geek+Tea Society Membership: one Tea Postcard each month (25 grams of tea)
  • All other tier rewards!
Approx. ~$20CAD per month

Bonus:
  • Once you've been a member for 6 months we'll send you a nifty Geek+Tea Society pin badge to wear proudly!
  • After a year (12 months) we'll send you a geeky tea strainer.
Note: Teas are themed each month, but do let us know if you have any allergies or if there's a specific tea you want. 

Mornings are Mordor

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$25
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Mornings are Mordor membership gains you access to all If you Want it, Kerblam it and Platform 9 3/4 rewards plus:

  • Three Geek+Tea samples (~45 cups of tea) sent to you by special OWL delivery each month (approx. 150 grams of tea which also includes 1x Postcard Tea)
  • A random pin badge to wear proudly throughout your training as a Geek+Tea Society member in your first box!
  • All other tier rewards!
  • Approx. ~$35CAD per month
Bonus:
  • Once you've subscribed to 6 months we'll send you a bonus
    reusable stainless tea strainer!
Note: Teas are themed each month, but do let us know if you have any allergies or if there's a specific tea you want.
Exclusive Mug
Fulfilled by Patreon
After 6 months of Mornings are Mordor, you'll be mugged.

A Fellowship of Teas

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$35
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Fellowship membership gains you access to all If you Want it, Kerblam it! rewards, plus:

  • Geek+Tea Society Membership: four small bags of one of our geeky teas each month (includes one Postcard tea)
  • A random pin badge to wear proudly throughout your training as a Geek+Tea Society member AND a reusable stainless tea strainer to get you started in your first box.
Approximately ~$50 CAD per month.
 
Note: Teas are themed each month, but do let us know if you have any allergies or if there's a specific tea you want. 

Tea Conjurer

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$50
per month
Into Oblivion we go! Being able to conjure tea at will is your greatest achievement so far ...

Tea Conjurer is the highest achievement any Geek+Tea Society member can hold. Your perk enhancements gain you access to an epic amount of tea and every single reward we could possibly come up with. Each month you will receive: 

  • 1x 100 gram bags or 2x 50 gram bags, and
  • A Fellowship of Teas sampler box each month (tea weights equal up to 250 grams)
OR 
  • any combination of your favourite teas equaling 250 grams of tea
Plus:
  • A welcome box with the perks of all the other tiers including a tea strainer, teas and herbs to get you started on your herbology journey.
  • A monthly 30 minute 1:1 video chat or phone call to help you through any garden quandaries you may have - Mars will come to fear your botany powers!
  • First-past-the-post registration and free attendance for any of our in-person workshops including farm tours, beekeeping days, etc.
  • You'll unlock new pages in our members' portal as they are released 
  • Merchandise! Merchandise! Merchandise! We will literally and figuratively throw tea at you every time you visit our shop!
Approximately ~ $70-75 CAD per month.

 Bonus:
  • Because you have the power to create tea, we'll blend up a custom brew for you after a year of Patreon support!

Note: Teas are themed each month, but do let us know if you have any allergies or if there's a specific tea you want.

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About Geek+Tea

Hiii!! Hey, there! Hello.

Welcome to the Geek+Tea Society!

For as long as I can remember I have loved plants. Plants are fascinating, they are all around us, and are completely taken for granted. 

I've wanted to create something to explore and celebrate this geekiness but not just a blog. I want to create an interactive forum where you can drive the story and content.  This is an idea and a project that has been brewing for years and it tickles me to know that I can share how awesome plants are, even if we just eat them and brew them into geeky teas.

Through Patreon I will be creating a wonderful collection of ethnobotanical references and building a Herbarium of magical folklore and tutorials on a wide range of topics related to herbology and gardening. It isn't just magical plants of Harry Potter (yes, we'll include those too) we'll discover flowers that heal, trees that feed, and berries that kill—plants that are the ally and the enemy. Our influences will come from travels through Middle-Earth, Skrim / Tamriel, pop culture and geek culture, and we'll boldly go where no tea has gone before.

We are also working on exclusive benefits for our Patreons inspired by some of your favourite geeky themes and games. From custom geeky artwork to downloadable content that will stretch the imagination through time and space, to solving puzzles to earn merch and testing your nerdy knowledge through a battle of wits. You can expect practical and satirical tutorials on how to garden like a Hobbit or Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. You'll go behind the scenes of our favourite geeky garden and be inspired to try new recipes using our teas or brew up some mead to enjoy our geeky art and illustration.

With your support:
I can continue doing what I love; growing plants, making art and blending teas! This is only possible with the loving support of all you. Patreon or not, thank you for enjoying our geeky teas and our geek art, and sharing it with others! The funds raised through Patreon go completely back into our humble farm itself; with new equipment, I can upgrade and expand our crops and the production value of our tea! And then I can make cooler stuff for you guys!

It's because of you that I'm here. If you choose to support me, I will do everything I can to honour your support by improving my art, and returning the favour! Thank you so much for taking the time to stop by my humble page. 

Live long and prosper, and drink tea!
Aly 


If you have any questions then please feel free to ask and thank you for supporting Geek+Tea on Patreon!

For more information, I suggest you head to my Instagram:
www.instagram.com/geekandtea

And for the latest in geeky potions visit our Geek+Tea website here:
www.geekandtea.ca


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Once we reach 50 patrons we will design and release a SECOND limited edition Geek+Tea enamel pin for each of our patrons based on one of YOUR favourite geeky things. It will be ... legendary!
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