Girl on the Net is creating audio erotica
60

patrons

$257
per month
I’ve been sex blogging since 2011, and while I adore the written word, I realise it has its limitations. Some of my readers use screenreaders for accessibility reasons, and one or two have pointed out that it's not particularly sexy hearing erotica read out by a robot voice (unless, of course, that's your very specific thing...). Then I read a fascinating investigation by Paris Lees into porn for visually impaired people, and realised there was something pretty simple I could do to make more of my filth accessible: record it. 

So: I'm going to create an audio version of my blog. Aural sex, if you will. You'll be able to listen to me - my actual voice - read you some of the best posts from the archives, though if you decide to do this on your bus ride to work I take no responsibility.

I've wanted to include audio on the blog for a really long time - this project has been in the works since halfway through 2016. Sadly, paid work always gets in the way - I keep needing to scrabble through commissioned work for other people, and that means the fun blog projects often get pushed to one side. 

By supporting me via Patreon you're making it possible for me to dedicate proper time to this - finding the right posts, recording (and rerecording) them, and eventually buying some equipment to do it in higher quality. More support means I've more time to record as well as write for the blog, and eventually it will mean I can hire others to read - my work and theirs - and start building a bank of accessible erotica for anyone who likes a filthy bedtime story.

If you'd like to see what I mean, and try out the audio before you become a Patron, I've put my very first audio posts online - I really hope you like it! If you do become a Patreon, there will be some Patreon-only audio treats (amongst other things I've got planned), so you'll get a few special extras.

I've been blogging for nearly 6 years, and in that time I've been lucky enough to build up a bunch of supportive, smart and filthy readers (I mean you're probably all gorgeous too, while I'm on the topic). If you're a long-time reader, thank you so much for making this such fun to create. If for whatever reason you're not in a position to contribute right now, but you'd still like to help get this project going, please tell your friends, lovers, open-minded colleagues, anyone who you think would appreciate it. Your words can make a huge difference.

Tiers
Buy me a beer
$2 or more per month 30 patrons
If you like my writing, if you like what I do, and if you'd like to buy me a beer if we ever met in person, this reward level is for you - thank you so much for your support, it is a huge help and you are amazing. 
Get early access
$5 or more per month 22 patrons

Early access to all new audio posts for as long as you're a patron, and access to Patreon-only snippets - it'll depend on what I'm working on that month but you might get to read deleted sections of my work, a bit of behind-the-scenes info from the blog, limericks or other fun stuff.


Also, you're helping me make this cool thing happen, for which I am incredibly grateful.

Get extra audio
$10 or more per month 8 patrons
Pick your favourite poem from my blog and I'll send you an audio download of me reading it aloud. Then I'll send you others each month until you have collected them all. It's like subscribing to a poetry delivery service, only most of the poems contain really rude swearwords. 


Plus early access to new audio, and everything from the lower tiers. And a suitably warm and fuzzy feeling from knowing you helped me do a cool thing. 

Make suggestions
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
Do you have a favourite post or two you'd love to hear recorded? You'll be able to vote every month on which posts get turned into audio next.

You'll also get first access to audio posts, a recorded poem of your choice, access to Patreon-only posts, and I will love you because you helped me do this awesome thing. 
Make requests
$30 or more per month 1 of 25 patrons
Each month you'll have the chance to request a story on your favourite topic - I'll pick my favourite from those put forward, and write and record a custom post on it.

Short of inspiration? There are a few custom posts on the blog to get you thinking - try cuckolding (NSFW) or Sin (NSFW). I'll try and take topics on rotation, based on who joined first, so I can get to everyone.


The first 25 backers at this level will get a shiny custom-made GOTN badge from Black Heart Creatives (pictured).

Plus, you'll get first access to audio posts, access to Patreon-only posts, a poem, and a vote every month on which posts I should record. And, truly, if you're willing to pay $30 each month to support my work, then you will also have a whole lot of my love and affection too. 

Guarantee answers
$50 or more per month 0 of 25 patrons
Do you harbour a secret desire to hear me talking about something in particular? Each month you'll have the chance to ask a question or request a topic - I'll write an answer/piece of flash-fiction and record it for you (within certain limits, obviously - it has to be legal). It's basically like us having a chat about your favourite sex things, but you can listen to it at any time. 


The first 25 people at this level also get a shiny GOTN badge from Black Heart Creatives


Plus you'll get first access to audio posts, access to Patreon-only posts, a poem of your choice and a vote every month on which posts I should record. 


You are also effectively paying my internet bill, which is an astonishingly awesome thing to do and means all my work is partly powered by you. You have a whole tonne of my love. 

Goals
$257 of $500 per month
At this level I'll be able to:
  • publish four new audio posts per month
  • hire occasional guest speakers to read either my or their work in their sexy voices
When I get to this level I'll
  • release an as-yet-unpublished story (in audio and text) for you all to enjoy. AND
  • we'll have a big internet party via Google Hangouts or similar. I will get pissed on wine and we'll do live chat/live readings of some stuff. I'll record audio/take suggestions in advance from Patreons who can't make the exact date. 
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I’ve been sex blogging since 2011, and while I adore the written word, I realise it has its limitations. Some of my readers use screenreaders for accessibility reasons, and one or two have pointed out that it's not particularly sexy hearing erotica read out by a robot voice (unless, of course, that's your very specific thing...). Then I read a fascinating investigation by Paris Lees into porn for visually impaired people, and realised there was something pretty simple I could do to make more of my filth accessible: record it. 

So: I'm going to create an audio version of my blog. Aural sex, if you will. You'll be able to listen to me - my actual voice - read you some of the best posts from the archives, though if you decide to do this on your bus ride to work I take no responsibility.

I've wanted to include audio on the blog for a really long time - this project has been in the works since halfway through 2016. Sadly, paid work always gets in the way - I keep needing to scrabble through commissioned work for other people, and that means the fun blog projects often get pushed to one side. 

By supporting me via Patreon you're making it possible for me to dedicate proper time to this - finding the right posts, recording (and rerecording) them, and eventually buying some equipment to do it in higher quality. More support means I've more time to record as well as write for the blog, and eventually it will mean I can hire others to read - my work and theirs - and start building a bank of accessible erotica for anyone who likes a filthy bedtime story.

If you'd like to see what I mean, and try out the audio before you become a Patron, I've put my very first audio posts online - I really hope you like it! If you do become a Patreon, there will be some Patreon-only audio treats (amongst other things I've got planned), so you'll get a few special extras.

I've been blogging for nearly 6 years, and in that time I've been lucky enough to build up a bunch of supportive, smart and filthy readers (I mean you're probably all gorgeous too, while I'm on the topic). If you're a long-time reader, thank you so much for making this such fun to create. If for whatever reason you're not in a position to contribute right now, but you'd still like to help get this project going, please tell your friends, lovers, open-minded colleagues, anyone who you think would appreciate it. Your words can make a huge difference.

Recent posts by Girl on the Net

Tiers
Buy me a beer
$2 or more per month 30 patrons
If you like my writing, if you like what I do, and if you'd like to buy me a beer if we ever met in person, this reward level is for you - thank you so much for your support, it is a huge help and you are amazing. 
Get early access
$5 or more per month 22 patrons

Early access to all new audio posts for as long as you're a patron, and access to Patreon-only snippets - it'll depend on what I'm working on that month but you might get to read deleted sections of my work, a bit of behind-the-scenes info from the blog, limericks or other fun stuff.


Also, you're helping me make this cool thing happen, for which I am incredibly grateful.

Get extra audio
$10 or more per month 8 patrons
Pick your favourite poem from my blog and I'll send you an audio download of me reading it aloud. Then I'll send you others each month until you have collected them all. It's like subscribing to a poetry delivery service, only most of the poems contain really rude swearwords. 


Plus early access to new audio, and everything from the lower tiers. And a suitably warm and fuzzy feeling from knowing you helped me do a cool thing. 

Make suggestions
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
Do you have a favourite post or two you'd love to hear recorded? You'll be able to vote every month on which posts get turned into audio next.

You'll also get first access to audio posts, a recorded poem of your choice, access to Patreon-only posts, and I will love you because you helped me do this awesome thing. 
Make requests
$30 or more per month 1 of 25 patrons
Each month you'll have the chance to request a story on your favourite topic - I'll pick my favourite from those put forward, and write and record a custom post on it.

Short of inspiration? There are a few custom posts on the blog to get you thinking - try cuckolding (NSFW) or Sin (NSFW). I'll try and take topics on rotation, based on who joined first, so I can get to everyone.


The first 25 backers at this level will get a shiny custom-made GOTN badge from Black Heart Creatives (pictured).

Plus, you'll get first access to audio posts, access to Patreon-only posts, a poem, and a vote every month on which posts I should record. And, truly, if you're willing to pay $30 each month to support my work, then you will also have a whole lot of my love and affection too. 

Guarantee answers
$50 or more per month 0 of 25 patrons
Do you harbour a secret desire to hear me talking about something in particular? Each month you'll have the chance to ask a question or request a topic - I'll write an answer/piece of flash-fiction and record it for you (within certain limits, obviously - it has to be legal). It's basically like us having a chat about your favourite sex things, but you can listen to it at any time. 


The first 25 people at this level also get a shiny GOTN badge from Black Heart Creatives


Plus you'll get first access to audio posts, access to Patreon-only posts, a poem of your choice and a vote every month on which posts I should record. 


You are also effectively paying my internet bill, which is an astonishingly awesome thing to do and means all my work is partly powered by you. You have a whole tonne of my love.