Glidus

is creating a cult of personality no wait I mean Game of Thrones videos

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patron
Hi, I'm Glidus, I make silly videos talking about a show that used to be really really good and the books they're based on and some people have said they would pay real, hard-earned money for them and also I sometimes write really long sentences. Before continuing, here are some quirky queries to establish tone:

  • You like Game of Thrones? Me too.
  • Do you also not like Game of Thrones? Hey, me too.
  • Do you like over-edited insanity for no real reason other than to distract yourself from your own suffering? Of course you do.

If your answer to any of those was anything other than "absolutely not get out of my face you repugnant fiend" then you can watch my videos on for free on YouTube because that's how YouTube works and you'll probably have a good time and point out some errors in the comments like everyone else seems to. If after watching those you have an undying thought in any way akin to "this deserves a small portion of my disposable income" then you can pledge to me here on Patreon and feel less bad about having Adblock on all the time.


If your answer to all of those was exactly "absolutely not get out of my face you repugnant fiend" then you've probably stopped reading so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Please note there is by no means any pressing reason that you must pledge. Keep your money if you need it, duh. This only exists because quite a few viewers have suggested I set up a Patreon. That said, if there was more of a financial incentive to do so, I would certainly spend more time and effort on making these videos.


Godspeed.
Tiers
neat
$1 or more per month
  • you have become neat
  • display your superiority over others with a neat discord role
  • access to a private discord channel with patron-only updates
Includes Discord rewards
nice
$5 or more per month

you have become nice. your niceness is rewarded with: 

  • early access to videos by like two days
  • a higher status symbol in discord
  • you're also neat too (rewards from previous tier)
Includes Discord rewards
naughty
$10 or more per month
  • you have become naughty. feisty li'l thang!
  • voice that raunchy opinion of yours: participate in votes on upcoming video topics.
  • let everyone know how sultry you are with a discord role
  • paradoxically, you're also still nice (includes all previous tier rewards).
Includes Discord rewards
nautical
$15 or more per month
  • you have become... nautical. congratulations?
  • we'll do exclusive livestreams it'll be neat (may or may not take place underwater)
  • i'll put that sailorific name of yours in all main-channel video descriptions
  • obviously you're still naughty too (all previous tier rewards)
Includes Discord rewards
narly
$25 or more per month
  • woah dude, you're narly. too cool for proper spelling!
  • yo dawg, i'mma say your name at the end of videos if that's cool with you (so long as it's not, like, uncool)
  • everyone in the discord will know just how freakishly cool you are
  • your tier description has random words emboldened just because
  • be careful not to drown - you're still nautical (previous tiers included duh)
Includes Discord rewards
Hi, I'm Glidus, I make silly videos talking about a show that used to be really really good and the books they're based on and some people have said they would pay real, hard-earned money for them and also I sometimes write really long sentences. Before continuing, here are some quirky queries to establish tone:

  • You like Game of Thrones? Me too.
  • Do you also not like Game of Thrones? Hey, me too.
  • Do you like over-edited insanity for no real reason other than to distract yourself from your own suffering? Of course you do.

If your answer to any of those was anything other than "absolutely not get out of my face you repugnant fiend" then you can watch my videos on for free on YouTube because that's how YouTube works and you'll probably have a good time and point out some errors in the comments like everyone else seems to. If after watching those you have an undying thought in any way akin to "this deserves a small portion of my disposable income" then you can pledge to me here on Patreon and feel less bad about having Adblock on all the time.


If your answer to all of those was exactly "absolutely not get out of my face you repugnant fiend" then you've probably stopped reading so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Please note there is by no means any pressing reason that you must pledge. Keep your money if you need it, duh. This only exists because quite a few viewers have suggested I set up a Patreon. That said, if there was more of a financial incentive to do so, I would certainly spend more time and effort on making these videos.


Godspeed.

Recent posts by Glidus

Tiers
neat
$1 or more per month
  • you have become neat
  • display your superiority over others with a neat discord role
  • access to a private discord channel with patron-only updates
Includes Discord rewards
nice
$5 or more per month

you have become nice. your niceness is rewarded with: 

  • early access to videos by like two days
  • a higher status symbol in discord
  • you're also neat too (rewards from previous tier)
Includes Discord rewards
naughty
$10 or more per month
  • you have become naughty. feisty li'l thang!
  • voice that raunchy opinion of yours: participate in votes on upcoming video topics.
  • let everyone know how sultry you are with a discord role
  • paradoxically, you're also still nice (includes all previous tier rewards).
Includes Discord rewards
nautical
$15 or more per month
  • you have become... nautical. congratulations?
  • we'll do exclusive livestreams it'll be neat (may or may not take place underwater)
  • i'll put that sailorific name of yours in all main-channel video descriptions
  • obviously you're still naughty too (all previous tier rewards)
Includes Discord rewards
narly
$25 or more per month
  • woah dude, you're narly. too cool for proper spelling!
  • yo dawg, i'mma say your name at the end of videos if that's cool with you (so long as it's not, like, uncool)
  • everyone in the discord will know just how freakishly cool you are
  • your tier description has random words emboldened just because
  • be careful not to drown - you're still nautical (previous tiers included duh)
Includes Discord rewards