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Glossy News is an edgy, no-holds-barred, and yet also provocatively intelligent satire site that pokes fun at human folly across the board! Fair game has included, and will always include: Trump, Obama, the Clintons, the Bushes, Macron, Merkel, Putin, Kim Jong Un, Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Atheism, Scientology (don't sue! DON'T SUE!), Social Justice warriors, Communists, Neocons, Liberals, Libertarians, the Alt-Right, and much, much, more! Try not to be too offended... We promise you, it does help! Please try and help our fantastic bunch of talented writers. We pledge at least 75% of our income to our writers, in order to help us grow the site, and ultimately to reward all our talented humorists! Do make sure you drop a like on our Facebook. And don't forget, caring is sharing: but so is holding power accountable, no matter what the folly, and no matter how respectable and unquestionable the holy cow you're poking to death might be! Enjoy! And keep on laughing, no matter what! -- Wallace, Brian and all the crew!
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Glossy News is an edgy, no-holds-barred, and yet also provocatively intelligent satire site that pokes fun at human folly across the board! Fair game has included, and will always include: Trump, Obama, the Clintons, the Bushes, Macron, Merkel, Putin, Kim Jong Un, Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Atheism, Scientology (don't sue! DON'T SUE!), Social Justice warriors, Communists, Neocons, Liberals, Libertarians, the Alt-Right, and much, much, more! Try not to be too offended... We promise you, it does help! Please try and help our fantastic bunch of talented writers. We pledge at least 75% of our income to our writers, in order to help us grow the site, and ultimately to reward all our talented humorists! Do make sure you drop a like on our Facebook. And don't forget, caring is sharing: but so is holding power accountable, no matter what the folly, and no matter how respectable and unquestionable the holy cow you're poking to death might be! Enjoy! And keep on laughing, no matter what! -- Wallace, Brian and all the crew!

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