Go Eat A Carrot is creating Writing, Vlogs, Blogs
12

patrons

$205
per month
Hey there! I'm the creator of Go Eat A Carrot, a blog + vlog that dives into the deep and big world of sex, dating, relationships, politics, food ( but mostly sex!). 

I'm on a mission to explore pleasure, creativity, and playfulness through my writings and my video blogs. And I want to give my FANs even more. So please join my exclusive community to gain access to all the bonus stuff I got going on, plus sneak peaks into my upcoming projects AND maybe even some tips, tricks, and advice thrown in for good measure. 

Okay, okay, and artistically sexy or funny (or both) pics / videos on (regular) occasions too. 

Along with running Go Eat A Carrot, I am also in the process of writing two different books AND creating a video web series.

Here are some of my upcoming projects:

  • Creative-nonfiction collection of short stories on my time living in Colorado where I often found myself in downward dog or doggie style (and how I came out of it).
  • A satirical web-series on how to be better than everyone else. 
  • A Phallic Diet Cookbook (or cockbook) with campy ridiculous photos of me with phallic objects in mouth + recipes based off of phallic shaped foods that anyone can make for date night (and yes, they’ll actually taste good in your mouth). 
  • Plus, random erotica just for something sexy to do with my words.

I love sharing and discussing what I know and I look forward to getting to know my patrons!

Read Go Eat A Carrot

Follow Me on Instagram 
Go Eat a Big Carrot (Public)
Go Eat a Bigger Carrot (Private)
Tiers
$1 Freaky Fan Friday Tier
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 


Plus all my love!

Diaries, Vlogs, & Follows Tiers
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Access to Patreon-Only Vlogs & Diaries + Bloopers (some artistic nudity may occur)
  • An Add On Any Social Media Site I Use
  • Access to my Patreon Feed
  • Early Access / Previews / Bonus Go Eat a Carrot content. 
  • Access to Choice Polls
  • Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 
Erotica Reading Tier
$25 or more per month 4 patrons
Access to Erotica Video Readings (my stories and other stories)


Access to more interesting artistic nudity 


Plus everything else!

Sneak Peak Tier
$50 or more per month 5 of 24 patrons
  • Super Advanced Artistic Nudity Pics and Videos 
  • Early Access/Previews to my creative writing projects. 
  • Be the first to read my creative non-fiction stories to be published in my upcoming collection
  • Be the first to see photography and get a sneak peak of some of the recipes going into my Phallic Diet Cookbook 
  • Access to Patreon-Only Vlogs & Diaries
  • An Add On Any Social Media Site I Use
  • Access to my Patreon Feed
  • Early Access / Previews / Bonus Go Eat a Carrot content. 
  • Access to Choice Polls
  • Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 
Customized Erotic Art Tier
$240 or more per month 0 of 12 patrons
I'll create an individual piece of erotic art for you every month. This could be a painting of my artistically nude body, a painting using my artistically nude body, a penis pencil sketch, a vulva-inspired water-color. Whatever my heart desires to make for you. 


Plus, all the other stuff!   

Goals
$205 of $500 per month
I really REALLY need to upgrade my equipment. When I hit $500 I'll buy a new mic so you can HEAR me better. + New lighting + New costumes and lingerie + Make an upgrade to my website for better SEO and usability....
+ when I hit my goal I'll do a special dance for all my patrons! Come along. Let's stay weird together! 
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Hey there! I'm the creator of Go Eat A Carrot, a blog + vlog that dives into the deep and big world of sex, dating, relationships, politics, food ( but mostly sex!). 

I'm on a mission to explore pleasure, creativity, and playfulness through my writings and my video blogs. And I want to give my FANs even more. So please join my exclusive community to gain access to all the bonus stuff I got going on, plus sneak peaks into my upcoming projects AND maybe even some tips, tricks, and advice thrown in for good measure. 

Okay, okay, and artistically sexy or funny (or both) pics / videos on (regular) occasions too. 

Along with running Go Eat A Carrot, I am also in the process of writing two different books AND creating a video web series.

Here are some of my upcoming projects:

  • Creative-nonfiction collection of short stories on my time living in Colorado where I often found myself in downward dog or doggie style (and how I came out of it).
  • A satirical web-series on how to be better than everyone else. 
  • A Phallic Diet Cookbook (or cockbook) with campy ridiculous photos of me with phallic objects in mouth + recipes based off of phallic shaped foods that anyone can make for date night (and yes, they’ll actually taste good in your mouth). 
  • Plus, random erotica just for something sexy to do with my words.

I love sharing and discussing what I know and I look forward to getting to know my patrons!

Read Go Eat A Carrot

Follow Me on Instagram 
Go Eat a Big Carrot (Public)
Go Eat a Bigger Carrot (Private)

Recent posts by Go Eat A Carrot

Tiers
$1 Freaky Fan Friday Tier
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 


Plus all my love!

Diaries, Vlogs, & Follows Tiers
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Access to Patreon-Only Vlogs & Diaries + Bloopers (some artistic nudity may occur)
  • An Add On Any Social Media Site I Use
  • Access to my Patreon Feed
  • Early Access / Previews / Bonus Go Eat a Carrot content. 
  • Access to Choice Polls
  • Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 
Erotica Reading Tier
$25 or more per month 4 patrons
Access to Erotica Video Readings (my stories and other stories)


Access to more interesting artistic nudity 


Plus everything else!

Sneak Peak Tier
$50 or more per month 5 of 24 patrons
  • Super Advanced Artistic Nudity Pics and Videos 
  • Early Access/Previews to my creative writing projects. 
  • Be the first to read my creative non-fiction stories to be published in my upcoming collection
  • Be the first to see photography and get a sneak peak of some of the recipes going into my Phallic Diet Cookbook 
  • Access to Patreon-Only Vlogs & Diaries
  • An Add On Any Social Media Site I Use
  • Access to my Patreon Feed
  • Early Access / Previews / Bonus Go Eat a Carrot content. 
  • Access to Choice Polls
  • Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 
Customized Erotic Art Tier
$240 or more per month 0 of 12 patrons
I'll create an individual piece of erotic art for you every month. This could be a painting of my artistically nude body, a painting using my artistically nude body, a penis pencil sketch, a vulva-inspired water-color. Whatever my heart desires to make for you. 


Plus, all the other stuff!