Go Eat A Carrot

is creating The No B.S. Guide to Being Better

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  • You get special access to Patreon-Only vlogs & diaries + bloopers (some artistic nudity may occur)
  • You get connected: I'll add you on social media (IG)
  • You get a say: vote to help me choose my advice topics
  • You get to follow Patreon-only postings to witness my failures and successes firsthand to know what NOT to do in certain situations 
  • You get the How to [NOT] Slide Into DMs regular post fails
  • You get ADVICE. I'll respond to one of your questions/concerns comments privately once a month. No B.S. No woo-woo. Practical straight talk straight to you. 
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About

As the creator of Go Eat A Carrot, I’ve noticed a major trend in the last year + of writing about sex, love, and politics-- people are lonelier, more isolated and more disconnected from each other (and who they are themselves) than ever before.

Yet, a lot of the info and advice out there is pretty woo-woo. I don’t know about you but channeling my inner yoni isn’t the most practical solution to help me overcome my lack of desire for the D.

So, if you too, are tired of hippies and wanna-be ‘healers’ trying to turn you into ‘the best version of yourself’ yet you still want to *cough* become the best version of yourself, then you’ve come to the right place.

I’m here to offer you straight talk, no bullshit, practical conversation, tips, suggestions.

So, if you want to figure out ways to get over the hurdles that are holding you back follow come along with us, join the party.  

You can do this one of two ways:
  1. Show support for the blog and get a couple of extras not found anywhere else
  2. Uplevel and get access to ME personally with a once-a-month* response to one of your most pressing concerns be it love, sex, politics, etc. with practical no-fluff advice and/or commentary and/or opinion that will actually HELP you become better (if you actually follow it)

Why me? For like 15+ years I've been writing, researching and learning hands-ons about love, sex, dating, politics, people etc. Plus, I can tell you everything that I personally would want in the world of sex, dating, love etc. -- which I promise will help you get it for yourself out there in the big wide open real world. 

Ready to give it a whirl? Become a patron today and let’s make ourselves better, together.

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When I hit $500 I'll buy a new mic so you can HEAR me better. + New lighting + New costumes and lingerie + Make an upgrade to my website for better SEO and usability....
+ when I hit my goal I'll do a special dance for all my patrons! Come along. Let's stay weird together!
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 394 exclusive posts
386
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25
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16
Polls
5
Writings
74
Videos

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