Go Eat A Carrot is creating Writing, Vlogs, Blogs
12
patrons
$242
per month
Hey there! I'm the creator of Go Eat A Carrot, a blog + vlog that dives into the deep and big world of sex, dating, relationships, politics, food ( but mostly sex!). 

I'm on a mission to explore pleasure, creativity, and playfulness through my writings and my video blogs. And I want to give my FANs even more. So please join my exclusive community to gain access to all the bonus stuff I got going on, plus sneak peeks into my upcoming projects AND maybe even some tips, tricks, and advice thrown in for good measure.

Along with running Go Eat A Carrot, I am also in the process of writing two different books AND creating a video web series.

Here are some of my upcoming projects:

  • Creative-nonfiction collection of short stories on my time living in Colorado where I often found myself in downward dog or doggie style (and how I came out of it).
  • A satirical web-series on how to be better than everyone else. 
  • A Phallic Diet Cookbook (or cockbook) with campy ridiculous photos of me with phallic objects in mouth + recipes based off of phallic shaped foods that anyone can make for date night (and yes, they’ll actually taste good in your mouth). 
  • Plus, random erotica just for something sexy to do with my words.

I love sharing and discussing what I know and I look forward to getting to know my patrons!

Read Go Eat A Carrot

Follow Me on Instagram 
Go Eat a Big Carrot (Public)
Go Eat a Bigger Carrot (Private)
Tiers
$1 Freaky Fan Friday Tier
$1 or more per month 5 patrons
Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 


Plus all my love!

Diaries, Vlogs, & Follows Tiers
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
  • Access to Patreon-Only Vlogs & Diaries + Bloopers (some artistic nudity may occur)
  • An Add On Any Social Media Site I Use
  • Access to my Patreon Feed
  • Early Access / Previews / Bonus Go Eat a Carrot content. 
  • Access to Choice Polls
  • Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 
Erotica Reading Tier
$25 or more per month 3 patrons
Access to Erotica Video Readings (my stories and other stories)


Access to more interesting artistic nudity 


Plus everything else!

Sneak Peak Tier
$50 or more per month 6 of 24 patrons
  • Super Advanced Artistic Nudity Pics and Videos 
  • Early Access/Previews to my creative writing projects. 
  • Be the first to read my creative non-fiction stories to be published in my upcoming collection
  • Be the first to see photography and get a sneak peak of some of the recipes going into my Phallic Diet Cookbook 
  • Access to Patreon-Only Vlogs & Diaries
  • An Add On Any Social Media Site I Use
  • Access to my Patreon Feed
  • Early Access / Previews / Bonus Go Eat a Carrot content. 
  • Access to Choice Polls
  • Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 
Customized Erotic Art Tier
$104 or more per month 0 of 12 patrons
I'll create an individual piece of erotic art for you every month. This could be a painting of my artistically nude body, a painting using my artistically nude body, a penis pencil sketch, a vulva-inspired water-color. Whatever my heart desires to make for you. 


Plus, all the other stuff!   

Goals
$242 of $500 per month
When I hit $500 I'll buy a new mic so you can HEAR me better. + New lighting + New costumes and lingerie + Make an upgrade to my website for better SEO and usability....
+ when I hit my goal I'll do a special dance for all my patrons! Come along. Let's stay weird together!
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Hey there! I'm the creator of Go Eat A Carrot, a blog + vlog that dives into the deep and big world of sex, dating, relationships, politics, food ( but mostly sex!). 

I'm on a mission to explore pleasure, creativity, and playfulness through my writings and my video blogs. And I want to give my FANs even more. So please join my exclusive community to gain access to all the bonus stuff I got going on, plus sneak peeks into my upcoming projects AND maybe even some tips, tricks, and advice thrown in for good measure.

Along with running Go Eat A Carrot, I am also in the process of writing two different books AND creating a video web series.

Here are some of my upcoming projects:

  • Creative-nonfiction collection of short stories on my time living in Colorado where I often found myself in downward dog or doggie style (and how I came out of it).
  • A satirical web-series on how to be better than everyone else. 
  • A Phallic Diet Cookbook (or cockbook) with campy ridiculous photos of me with phallic objects in mouth + recipes based off of phallic shaped foods that anyone can make for date night (and yes, they’ll actually taste good in your mouth). 
  • Plus, random erotica just for something sexy to do with my words.

I love sharing and discussing what I know and I look forward to getting to know my patrons!

Read Go Eat A Carrot

Follow Me on Instagram 
Go Eat a Big Carrot (Public)
Go Eat a Bigger Carrot (Private)

Recent posts by Go Eat A Carrot

Tiers
$1 Freaky Fan Friday Tier
$1 or more per month 5 patrons
Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 


Plus all my love!

Diaries, Vlogs, & Follows Tiers
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
  • Access to Patreon-Only Vlogs & Diaries + Bloopers (some artistic nudity may occur)
  • An Add On Any Social Media Site I Use
  • Access to my Patreon Feed
  • Early Access / Previews / Bonus Go Eat a Carrot content. 
  • Access to Choice Polls
  • Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 
Erotica Reading Tier
$25 or more per month 3 patrons
Access to Erotica Video Readings (my stories and other stories)


Access to more interesting artistic nudity 


Plus everything else!

Sneak Peak Tier
$50 or more per month 6 of 24 patrons
  • Super Advanced Artistic Nudity Pics and Videos 
  • Early Access/Previews to my creative writing projects. 
  • Be the first to read my creative non-fiction stories to be published in my upcoming collection
  • Be the first to see photography and get a sneak peak of some of the recipes going into my Phallic Diet Cookbook 
  • Access to Patreon-Only Vlogs & Diaries
  • An Add On Any Social Media Site I Use
  • Access to my Patreon Feed
  • Early Access / Previews / Bonus Go Eat a Carrot content. 
  • Access to Choice Polls
  • Access Freaky Fan Friday Videos every other week (or more). Each video will be something new or weird or both! 
Customized Erotic Art Tier
$104 or more per month 0 of 12 patrons
I'll create an individual piece of erotic art for you every month. This could be a painting of my artistically nude body, a painting using my artistically nude body, a penis pencil sketch, a vulva-inspired water-color. Whatever my heart desires to make for you. 


Plus, all the other stuff!