Go Eat A Carrot

is creating The Phallic Food Diet Cookbook

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  • My weekly tips, tricks, tidbits of advice on enhancing big dick energy, and having better sex/relationships overall.
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  • Watch behind-the-scene video bloopers (there are lots).
  • Watch Fun Food Fact Fridays
  • Plus Phallic Food Diet and/or Cockless Cocktail Recipes Every Week. 

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Have open discussions about areas you need the most help with-- from healthier eating to better sex and relationships to self-motivation techniques to get you through the daily grind of life.

This tier will give you direct access with Go Eat a Carrot founder, Krystal Fawn once a month for a 30-minute scheduled one-on-one consulting video chat. 


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About Go Eat A Carrot

Welcome to Go Eat a Carrot's Patreon Page!


  • Enhance your Big Dick Energy
  • Have Better Sex (with yourself and/or others)
  • And Improve your overall well-being*
With The Phallic Food Diet

The concept is simple-- add at least one phallic food into your daily diet and reap the benefits of improved stamina, creative energy flow, and heightened confidence.

Why? Because, as we’ve all heard our entire lives, ‘we are what we eat’.

So, why not eat a big carrot? (or eggplant or banana etc)?

Come along with me as I put together the Phallic Food Diet Cookbook!


I’ll be posting weekly recipes inspired by dong-shaped foods from classics like Wow, That’s a Big Eggplant Parmesan to side-Ds like Cream-Coated Carrots, there’s something for everyone to lick, nibble, deep throat, and swallow.

Phallic Food Diet Recipes Are:
  • High in Nutrition
  • Low in (added) Sugar
  • Loaded with Flavor


Plus! I’ll also be posting weekly cock-less cocktail recipes (mocktails, infused teas, potions, bubbly beverages) for everyone looking to cut back on their alcohol intake but still enjoy interestingly flavored liquids.

Join the Go Eat a Carrot Community and get:
  • Weekly Phallic Food Recipes (FREE)
  • Cockless-Cocktail Recipes ($5 Tier) 
  • Just the Tip(s) (weekly sex & relationship tidbits) ($5 Tier)
  • Monthly One-on-One Video Chat Consultations ($50 Tier)
  • And so much more!

Bonus: Contribute and Score BIG

Everyone is Welcome!


Contribute to the development of the Phallic Diet cookbook by testing recipes, sending in your own recipes, taking pics of your cooked food, or phallic food doing funny things, adding suggestions, creating design, graphics, illustrations, etc.

Whatever you’re creatively inspired to offer to the creation of the book! If your feedback is included in the final version of The Phallic Diet Cookbook you will: 
1) get a free copy of the digital and print versions of the Phallic Diet Cookbook
2) Have your name added as a contributor in the book
3) get a shout out on the Go Eat A Big Carrot social media platform

You can leave your recipe comments, food pics, etc. in the Patreon comments under each post or you can email them to Krystal at [email protected] for consideration. 

Ready to give it a whirl? Become a patron today and let’s make ourselves better, together.

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*The Phallic Diet serves as a form of entertainment and is not proven medical advice. Please consult your physician before beginning a new diet.
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$37.43 of $500 per month
When I hit $500 I'll buy a new mic so you can HEAR me better. + New lighting + so you can SEE me better + Make an upgrade to my website for better SEO and usability....
+ when I hit my goal I'll do a special dance for all my patrons! Come along. Let's stay weird together!
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 140 exclusive posts
50
Images
18
Links
10
Polls
4
Writings
70
Videos

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