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  • #AskTGC Fridays: Our new Patreon-only bonus podcast, publishing weekly, plumbing the loose, dark depths of club cricket via our longest-running segment. Have a question that's particularly rare? This is the place for rumination on our community's sordid inner world.
  • Exclusive access to TGC Essays: our extended essay series covering the rhythms of clubland (monthly)
  • Exclusive access to our "Cricket Dream Analysis", where a clinical psychologist interprets those frightening, often-recurring dreams you've been having (monthly)
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I Shadow Bat Naked

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  • Everything in the previous tier, plus:
  • Cricket Tarot Reading: on your request, we will send you a private, personalised 30 sec-1 min video where we a) thank you for your support and b) positively hypothesise about your cricketing character with reference to the following categories: your rig, circuit style, position in the social hierarchy, etc. All reflections will be positive and make you feel good (unless you specifically request a masochist reading in which case we will do the opposite). DM us to make this happen.
  • Higgos and Pez will be compelled to read your #AskTGC on the weekly podcast, even if it’s terribly written or excessively derivative. That said, it must be legal and comply with base level moral and ethical precepts, which we will determine. If you can find humour within these extremely broad parameters, the question is yours.
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