The Gregory Brothers are creating Music, Videos, & Songifications
495

patrons

$1,775
per month
Hello Schmosketeers! For 9 years, we have been trying to transform the entire universe into a song at a rate that is sadly slower than the universe is expanding at youtube.com/schmoyoho. We've songified politics, viral videos, movies, and then just made whatever other weird videos we wanted to make. Along the way, we hope we have made you giggle, gasp in surprise, or cry cathartic tears. 

We have been so lucky to have you as fans. More than anything, we appreciate you just for having watched our videos, and hopefully not having written too many mean comments on them, unless, in that specific instance, we really deserved them. Our Patreon is for those uber-fans that would like to support our first channel videos at /schmoyoho a little more as we continue our quest to Songify the known universe.

We've kept most of our rewards cheap and simple for now. And, with almost every level, you'll get all of the new music we ever put out (with very occasional exceptions for legal reasons), which is something that has previously never even been possible. We figure you should save the rest of your money for a Christmas present for your mom anyway, unless your Christmas present to her is going to be our songs, in which case you should pledge twice.

"But Schmoyoho, what do you do with our money???" you ask. An excellent question. Your support helps us pay for the batteries that sustain our microphones, the coffee that sustains us, and allows us to pay people who are more talented than us to help with things like cinematography and visual effects on some of our more ambitious videos. More than anything, support from our fans gives us the creative freedom to work on the things that we want to make, stuff that we think you will like, without having to worry about what networks or algorithms or sponsors think. We know not everyone can afford to give us money every month, and that's fine! The best thing you can do is still just watch all our videos and then tell every single person you know about them.
Tiers
ANGRY GORILLAS
$1 or more per month 79 patrons
Electronically mailing us $1 every month is the only way to quadruple your joy while watching Schmoyoho videos. PLUS:
CONGRESSIONAL CHOIR
$2 or more per month 241 patrons
This is the best deal on the internet!
  • You'll get every song* we release on YouTube - even the ones that are unavailable elsewhere!
  • And the BTS videos and Hannity Ringtone.


*there may be a few small exceptions when we do a brand deal, etc

MEME DREAMERS
$3 or more per month 115 patrons
You'll get:
  • Instrumentals for every song we release on YouTube (even when they're unavailable elsewhere) 
  • All the stuff from the first two tiers!
Herp Derpers
$5 or more per month 78 patrons
  • Early access to YouTube videos, or early access to drafts if that's not possible.
  • RINGTONES of every song we release on YouTube. 
  • PLUS you'll also get access to our Discord chat channels for a behind the scenes look at GBros HQ!
  • And also all of the above!
Includes Discord rewards
DJs Who Play Our Song
$10 or more per month 32 patrons
  • A monthly livestream with us 
  • PLUS The Songs, The Instrumentals, The Ringtones.... 
  • And broken-out track STEMS for all of our videos! 
Includes Discord rewards
Chicken Ninjas
$15 or more per month 6 of 100 patrons
  • A monthly exclusive improvised song based on patron suggestions
  • An Instagram follow from @gregorybrothers. 
  • Plus the BTS, the songs, the instrumentals, the ringtones, the gifs, the stems, and the Discord Channels! Woohoo!
Includes Discord rewards
Double Rain-Bros
$30 or more per month 18 of 50 patrons
  • Your name in the end card of /schmoyoho videos
  • Monthly handwritten postcards
  • a one-on-one video chat w/ the band after every 6 months good standing
  • and a GBros T-shirt on sign-up! 
  • Plus all the amazing stuff above!
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
495 of 600 patrons
we will release an exclusive album of NEVER BEFORE RELEASED TRACKS from our songification videos to all our patrons
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Hello Schmosketeers! For 9 years, we have been trying to transform the entire universe into a song at a rate that is sadly slower than the universe is expanding at youtube.com/schmoyoho. We've songified politics, viral videos, movies, and then just made whatever other weird videos we wanted to make. Along the way, we hope we have made you giggle, gasp in surprise, or cry cathartic tears. 

We have been so lucky to have you as fans. More than anything, we appreciate you just for having watched our videos, and hopefully not having written too many mean comments on them, unless, in that specific instance, we really deserved them. Our Patreon is for those uber-fans that would like to support our first channel videos at /schmoyoho a little more as we continue our quest to Songify the known universe.

We've kept most of our rewards cheap and simple for now. And, with almost every level, you'll get all of the new music we ever put out (with very occasional exceptions for legal reasons), which is something that has previously never even been possible. We figure you should save the rest of your money for a Christmas present for your mom anyway, unless your Christmas present to her is going to be our songs, in which case you should pledge twice.

"But Schmoyoho, what do you do with our money???" you ask. An excellent question. Your support helps us pay for the batteries that sustain our microphones, the coffee that sustains us, and allows us to pay people who are more talented than us to help with things like cinematography and visual effects on some of our more ambitious videos. More than anything, support from our fans gives us the creative freedom to work on the things that we want to make, stuff that we think you will like, without having to worry about what networks or algorithms or sponsors think. We know not everyone can afford to give us money every month, and that's fine! The best thing you can do is still just watch all our videos and then tell every single person you know about them.

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Tiers
ANGRY GORILLAS
$1 or more per month 79 patrons
Electronically mailing us $1 every month is the only way to quadruple your joy while watching Schmoyoho videos. PLUS:
CONGRESSIONAL CHOIR
$2 or more per month 241 patrons
This is the best deal on the internet!
  • You'll get every song* we release on YouTube - even the ones that are unavailable elsewhere!
  • And the BTS videos and Hannity Ringtone.


*there may be a few small exceptions when we do a brand deal, etc

MEME DREAMERS
$3 or more per month 115 patrons
You'll get:
  • Instrumentals for every song we release on YouTube (even when they're unavailable elsewhere) 
  • All the stuff from the first two tiers!
Herp Derpers
$5 or more per month 78 patrons
  • Early access to YouTube videos, or early access to drafts if that's not possible.
  • RINGTONES of every song we release on YouTube. 
  • PLUS you'll also get access to our Discord chat channels for a behind the scenes look at GBros HQ!
  • And also all of the above!
Includes Discord rewards
DJs Who Play Our Song
$10 or more per month 32 patrons
  • A monthly livestream with us 
  • PLUS The Songs, The Instrumentals, The Ringtones.... 
  • And broken-out track STEMS for all of our videos! 
Includes Discord rewards
Chicken Ninjas
$15 or more per month 6 of 100 patrons
  • A monthly exclusive improvised song based on patron suggestions
  • An Instagram follow from @gregorybrothers. 
  • Plus the BTS, the songs, the instrumentals, the ringtones, the gifs, the stems, and the Discord Channels! Woohoo!
Includes Discord rewards
Double Rain-Bros
$30 or more per month 18 of 50 patrons
  • Your name in the end card of /schmoyoho videos
  • Monthly handwritten postcards
  • a one-on-one video chat w/ the band after every 6 months good standing
  • and a GBros T-shirt on sign-up! 
  • Plus all the amazing stuff above!
Includes Discord rewards