The Gregory Brothers

The Gregory Brothers

are creating Music, Videos, & Songifications

425

patrons
Hello Schmosketeers! For 10 years, we have been trying to transform the entire universe into a song at a rate that is sadly slower than the universe is expanding at youtube.com/schmoyoho. We've songified politics, viral videos, movies, and then just made whatever other weird videos we wanted to make. Along the way, we hope we have made you giggle, gasp in surprise, or cry cathartic tears. 

We have been so lucky to have you as fans. More than anything, we appreciate you just for having watched our videos, and hopefully not having written too many mean comments on them, unless, in that specific instance, we really deserved them. Our Patreon is for those uber-fans that would like to support our first channel videos at /schmoyoho a little more as we continue our quest to Songify the known universe.

We have a bunch of different rewards at different levels so hopefully you can choose something fun that works for you. And, with every level, you'll get all of the new music we ever put out (with very occasional exceptions for legal reasons), which is something that has previously never even been possible. We figure you should save the rest of your money for a Christmas present for your mom anyway, unless your Christmas present to her is going to be our songs, in which case you should pledge twice.

"But Schmoyoho, what do you do with our money???" you ask. An excellent question. Your support helps us pay for the batteries that sustain our microphones, the coffee that sustains us, and allows us to pay people who are more talented than us to help with things like cinematography and visual effects on some of our more ambitious videos. More than anything, support from our fans gives us the creative freedom to work on the things that we want to make, stuff that we think you will like, without having to worry about what networks or algorithms or sponsors think. We know not everyone can afford to give us money every month, and that's fine! The best thing you can do is still just watch all our videos and then tell every single person you know about them.
Tiers
CONGRESSIONAL CHOIR
$2 or more per month

This is the best deal on the internet!

  • Get every song* we release on YouTube - even the ones that are unavailable elsewhere!
  • Exclusive Behind-the-Scenes Content


*there may be a few small exceptions when we do a brand deal, etc

Herp Derpers
$5 or more per month

Everything at the $2 level plus

  • Instrumentals - The backing track from each release. Use it for karaoke or write your own song!
  • Ringtones - Take your phone off vibrate!
  • Discord Server Access - Chat with us! It's the 1st place we go for feedback from fans + talk about videos
Includes Discord rewards
DJs Who Play Our Song
$10 or more per month

Everything at the previous levels plus

  • A monthly livestream with us - We joke around, dish on upcoming projects, and screen previews.
  • And broken-out track stems for all of our videos so you can remix them in your own projects! 
Includes Discord rewards
Chicken Ninjas
$15 or more per month

Everything at the previous levels plus

  • Improvised Song - Watch our creative process uncut and unfiltered as we write a song together based on patron suggestions.
  • An Instagram follow from @gregorybrothers. 
Includes Discord rewards
Double Rain-Bros
$30 or more per month

Everything at the previous levels plus

  • Your name in the end card of /schmoyoho videos
  • Monthly handwritten postcards - It’s very cute. 
  • a one-on-one video chat w/ the band after every 6 months good standing
  • and a mystery GBros T-shirt on sign-up! 
Includes Discord rewards
Hello Schmosketeers! For 10 years, we have been trying to transform the entire universe into a song at a rate that is sadly slower than the universe is expanding at youtube.com/schmoyoho. We've songified politics, viral videos, movies, and then just made whatever other weird videos we wanted to make. Along the way, we hope we have made you giggle, gasp in surprise, or cry cathartic tears. 

We have been so lucky to have you as fans. More than anything, we appreciate you just for having watched our videos, and hopefully not having written too many mean comments on them, unless, in that specific instance, we really deserved them. Our Patreon is for those uber-fans that would like to support our first channel videos at /schmoyoho a little more as we continue our quest to Songify the known universe.

We have a bunch of different rewards at different levels so hopefully you can choose something fun that works for you. And, with every level, you'll get all of the new music we ever put out (with very occasional exceptions for legal reasons), which is something that has previously never even been possible. We figure you should save the rest of your money for a Christmas present for your mom anyway, unless your Christmas present to her is going to be our songs, in which case you should pledge twice.

"But Schmoyoho, what do you do with our money???" you ask. An excellent question. Your support helps us pay for the batteries that sustain our microphones, the coffee that sustains us, and allows us to pay people who are more talented than us to help with things like cinematography and visual effects on some of our more ambitious videos. More than anything, support from our fans gives us the creative freedom to work on the things that we want to make, stuff that we think you will like, without having to worry about what networks or algorithms or sponsors think. We know not everyone can afford to give us money every month, and that's fine! The best thing you can do is still just watch all our videos and then tell every single person you know about them.

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Tiers
CONGRESSIONAL CHOIR
$2 or more per month

This is the best deal on the internet!

  • Get every song* we release on YouTube - even the ones that are unavailable elsewhere!
  • Exclusive Behind-the-Scenes Content


*there may be a few small exceptions when we do a brand deal, etc

Herp Derpers
$5 or more per month

Everything at the $2 level plus

  • Instrumentals - The backing track from each release. Use it for karaoke or write your own song!
  • Ringtones - Take your phone off vibrate!
  • Discord Server Access - Chat with us! It's the 1st place we go for feedback from fans + talk about videos
Includes Discord rewards
DJs Who Play Our Song
$10 or more per month

Everything at the previous levels plus

  • A monthly livestream with us - We joke around, dish on upcoming projects, and screen previews.
  • And broken-out track stems for all of our videos so you can remix them in your own projects! 
Includes Discord rewards
Chicken Ninjas
$15 or more per month

Everything at the previous levels plus

  • Improvised Song - Watch our creative process uncut and unfiltered as we write a song together based on patron suggestions.
  • An Instagram follow from @gregorybrothers. 
Includes Discord rewards
Double Rain-Bros
$30 or more per month

Everything at the previous levels plus

  • Your name in the end card of /schmoyoho videos
  • Monthly handwritten postcards - It’s very cute. 
  • a one-on-one video chat w/ the band after every 6 months good standing
  • and a mystery GBros T-shirt on sign-up! 
Includes Discord rewards