HailTheFish

is creating terrible videogames

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patrons
Ever thought the world needed more terrible videogames in it? Well, let's make it happen, together. I make (absolutely horrendous) videogames as a hobby. But hobbies don't actually feed me or put gas in my car. So, like everyone else in TYOOL 2019, it's time to monetize! Help me make wretched playables, and help make the world a more whimsical place, one stupid videogame at a time.
Tiers
Minnow
$1 or more per month

It's like thoughts and prayers, but it pays the bills!


Unlocks:

  • A warm fuzzy feeling in your heart
  • Access to future Patrons-Only content
Halibut
$5 or more per month

An intermediate commitment, for people who actually have jobs (or like what I'm making for some strange, unknowable reason)


Unlocks:

  • A warm fuzzy feeling in your heart
  • Access to future Patrons-Only content
  • Name in the credits of future games
  • Itch.io coupon codes for my unplayable garbage
King Salmon
$100 or more per month

Clearly you have too much money for your own good, let me help you with that.


Unlocks:

  • A warm fuzzy feeling in your heart
  • Access to future Patrons-Only content
Ever thought the world needed more terrible videogames in it? Well, let's make it happen, together. I make (absolutely horrendous) videogames as a hobby. But hobbies don't actually feed me or put gas in my car. So, like everyone else in TYOOL 2019, it's time to monetize! Help me make wretched playables, and help make the world a more whimsical place, one stupid videogame at a time.

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Tiers
Minnow
$1 or more per month

It's like thoughts and prayers, but it pays the bills!


Unlocks:

  • A warm fuzzy feeling in your heart
  • Access to future Patrons-Only content
Halibut
$5 or more per month

An intermediate commitment, for people who actually have jobs (or like what I'm making for some strange, unknowable reason)


Unlocks:

  • A warm fuzzy feeling in your heart
  • Access to future Patrons-Only content
  • Name in the credits of future games
  • Itch.io coupon codes for my unplayable garbage
King Salmon
$100 or more per month

Clearly you have too much money for your own good, let me help you with that.


Unlocks:

  • A warm fuzzy feeling in your heart
  • Access to future Patrons-Only content