Hannahlyze This is creating a podcast
392
patrons
Hannah Hart (overly confident, super fly, very amazing) and her best friend, Hannah Gelb (her middle name is Ruth) discuss life, love, and the pursuit happiness in a frank and no bullshit manner in this self-help podcast that just can’t help itself.

Every week the two Hannahs will test out a new self-help fad and provide the listeners with candid feedback about their experience. Despite their differing opinions and stances the two are best friend at the core. Also they have great vocabularies and love to giggle. Hannah Gelb is single BTW. Just in case anybody wants to hit her up sometime.
Tiers
Soldiers of Love and Justice
$5 or more per month
  • Access to our Patreon feed filled with behind the scenes,  poems and articles on mental health!
  • Exclusive bloggy thoughts from the Hannah's brains. 
  • Access to our Discord server where you can connect with other earbuds. 
  • Chat with us once a month in the “After-party” channel!
  • Discount codes on Hannahlyze This meeeeeeerch!  
Includes Discord rewards
Space/Time Keys
$15 or more per month
  • All of the previous things!
  • One BONUS livestream each month! 
  • Early access to live events! 
Includes Discord rewards
Heart Crystals
$30 or more per month
  •  All of the previous things!
  • Contribute to the show through our “Earbuds coffee talk” Discord channel.  Respond to prompts, and we’ll share some responses on the show for all to hear! 
Includes Discord rewards
Dream Mirrors
$50 or more per month
  • All of the previous things!
  • Access to the Hannah's monthly affirmations
  • Receive a Hannah original doodle once a year dedicated to whomever you please!
  • Access to select recordings of work calls between the Hannahs
Includes Discord rewards
Star Seeds
$100 or more per month
  • All of the previous things!
  • Once a year, the Hannahs will handwrite one of your favorite Hannahlyze This quotes!

Twice a year receive one of the following: 

  • Hannah’s will read aloud one submitted affirmation of your choice for you to keep for personal use 
  • OR a Hannah will record one message of encouragement for a person of your choosing! 


Includes Discord rewards
Moon Gorgeous Meditators
$500 or more per month
  • All of the previous things!
  • Every three months get a new installment of a one-of-a-kind tale (dare we say, a fan-fic) crafted by the Hannahs and tailored to your unique whims! Here are the terms, should you accept them: 3,000 words total, with a choice of 3 topics/elements contributed by you! 
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
392 of 1000 patrons
BE PREPARED FOR THE NEWS OF THE CENTURY.

Ok well. Maybe not the news of the CENTURY, but definitely the most important update of the current 30-minute news cycle. Within our circle of friends.

The Hannahs are setting a goal! If we can lure 1000 patreon supporters to our secret lair with our podcast magic, we will produce/create/re-enact the phenomenal and ground-breaking "Knock Knock" video from Twice !

It's a win-win! If we don't get 1000 patrons, we don't have to post an incredibly silly and embarrassing video of ourselves singing and dancing like idiots on the internet for all humans to watch! If we DO get 1000 patrons, THAT'S AMAZING (holy cow, like seriously that is so many) and also, we have an incredibly silly and embarrassing video of ourselves singing and dancing like idiots to post on the internet for all humans to watch!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your besties, kitties, and tolerable co-workers and let them know NOW is the time to support HannahlyzeThis!

We better hurry up and clone ourselves so we have 7 additional Hannahs to complete this video!
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Hannah Hart (overly confident, super fly, very amazing) and her best friend, Hannah Gelb (her middle name is Ruth) discuss life, love, and the pursuit happiness in a frank and no bullshit manner in this self-help podcast that just can’t help itself.

Every week the two Hannahs will test out a new self-help fad and provide the listeners with candid feedback about their experience. Despite their differing opinions and stances the two are best friend at the core. Also they have great vocabularies and love to giggle. Hannah Gelb is single BTW. Just in case anybody wants to hit her up sometime.

Recent posts by Hannahlyze This

Tiers
Soldiers of Love and Justice
$5 or more per month
  • Access to our Patreon feed filled with behind the scenes,  poems and articles on mental health!
  • Exclusive bloggy thoughts from the Hannah's brains. 
  • Access to our Discord server where you can connect with other earbuds. 
  • Chat with us once a month in the “After-party” channel!
  • Discount codes on Hannahlyze This meeeeeeerch!  
Includes Discord rewards
Space/Time Keys
$15 or more per month
  • All of the previous things!
  • One BONUS livestream each month! 
  • Early access to live events! 
Includes Discord rewards
Heart Crystals
$30 or more per month
  •  All of the previous things!
  • Contribute to the show through our “Earbuds coffee talk” Discord channel.  Respond to prompts, and we’ll share some responses on the show for all to hear! 
Includes Discord rewards
Dream Mirrors
$50 or more per month
  • All of the previous things!
  • Access to the Hannah's monthly affirmations
  • Receive a Hannah original doodle once a year dedicated to whomever you please!
  • Access to select recordings of work calls between the Hannahs
Includes Discord rewards
Star Seeds
$100 or more per month
  • All of the previous things!
  • Once a year, the Hannahs will handwrite one of your favorite Hannahlyze This quotes!

Twice a year receive one of the following: 

  • Hannah’s will read aloud one submitted affirmation of your choice for you to keep for personal use 
  • OR a Hannah will record one message of encouragement for a person of your choosing! 


Includes Discord rewards
Moon Gorgeous Meditators
$500 or more per month
  • All of the previous things!
  • Every three months get a new installment of a one-of-a-kind tale (dare we say, a fan-fic) crafted by the Hannahs and tailored to your unique whims! Here are the terms, should you accept them: 3,000 words total, with a choice of 3 topics/elements contributed by you! 
Includes Discord rewards