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You receive all the above awards and can attend a monthly ask us anything (AUA) on Patreon Live or Google Hangouts. You also qualify to record or write us a message for us to read out (or play) in our 'a Message from our Sponsors' section of the podcast.




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About Hardcore Listing

First and foremost to our listeners and patrons THANK YOU from the bottom of our cold dead hearts. You are making our weird cheese fuelled dreams come true.

What's the score?
Harcore Listing with Chris & Stu is our weekly podcast on Scroobius Pip’s Distraction Pieces Network where we get (trick) musicians, comedians, celebrity chefs, radio and TV personalities to visit our bar and pick their top 5’s on a chosen subject. Wanna see who?

We're proper faces.
We're both Essex boy event promoters whose mutual hatred for each other is surpassed only by our joy of listing things. Expect a catastrophé of drunken chat, being horrible about the shape of Stu's head and getting over excited about sandwich fillings. Somehow we still get 5 star reviews, well, mostly insults, throughout iTunes and Facebook (here) from our listeners.

What you doing with my money?
Our biggest draw back right now is time....and Chris' ongoing police investigation. Patreon will allow us to do this all week so we can create exclusive video and podcast content for patrons, do more live shows, and also pay SVNTY6 and Brad Acton, our long suffering sound and video experts. Depending on your REWARD level (look to the right), you might get free tickets to our live shows, can record a sponsor message or even come on the show! 

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We're passionate about creating genuine conversations about the (sometimes silly) stuff that matters and NOT fearing censorship. You couldn't have our sort of discourse on radio or TV for fear of not being PC. But podcasts and YouTube gives us the opportunity to make something unique, so check out our GOALS (above and to the left).


Yours sincerely,

Chris & Stu 

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SVNTY6 and Brad FINALLY get paid for their time editing the sound and video content!! Whoop Whoop. They'll do a little celebratory video.
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