Hardcore Listing

Hardcore Listing

is creating Podcast and Youtube content

107

patrons

$921

per month
First and foremost to our listeners and patrons THANK YOU from the bottom of our cold dead hearts. You are making our weird cheese fuelled dreams come true.

What's the score?
Harcore Listing with Chris & Stu is our weekly podcast on Scroobius Pip’s Distraction Pieces Network where we get (trick) musicians, comedians, celebrity chefs, radio and TV personalities to visit our bar and pick their top 5’s on a chosen subject. Wanna see who?

We're proper faces.
We're both Essex boy event promoters whose mutual hatred for each other is surpassed only by our joy of listing things. Expect a catastrophé of drunken chat, being horrible about the shape of Stu's head and getting over excited about sandwich fillings. Somehow we still get 5 star reviews, well, mostly insults, throughout iTunes and Facebook (here) from our listeners.

What you doing with my money?
Our biggest draw back right now is time....and Chris' ongoing police investigation. Patreon will allow us to do this all week so we can create exclusive video and podcast content for patrons, do more live shows, and also pay SVNTY6 and Brad Acton, our long suffering sound and video experts. Depending on your REWARD level (look to the right), you might get free tickets to our live shows, can record a sponsor message or even come on the show! 

Last fing.
We're passionate about creating genuine conversations about the (sometimes silly) stuff that matters and NOT fearing censorship. You couldn't have our sort of discourse on radio or TV for fear of not being PC. But podcasts and YouTube gives us the opportunity to make something unique, so check out our GOALS (above and to the left).

SIGN UP NOW YOU SLAAAAGS!!!

Yours sincerely,

Chris & Stu 
       x



Tiers
Ready as a Teddy
$1 or more per month
You help us create the best/worst podcast in the universe.  

Thank you.

Potatohead
$10 or more per month
You get a weekly bonus episode and video content created exclusively for patrons. That's 4 EXTRA PODCASTS a month! AND are eligible for the Patron Roast where we pick out a few patron names each week to lovingly insult.
All Guesswork
$15 or more per month
You receive all the above awards and can attend a monthly ask us anything (AUA) on Patreon Live or Google Hangouts. You also qualify to record or write us a message for us to read out (or play) in our 'a Message from our Sponsors' section of the podcast.
A Big Deal
$30 or more per month only 9 left
You're literally making our dreams come true. You get all the stuff above, and once a year you can come on the show and do a Top 5 of your choice. (have to subscribe at this level for 4 months to be eligible).
Show Sponsor
$100 or more per month only 3 left
We have set aside up to 5 lots for show sponsors, so if you own your own business and want us to shout about it, this is for you. We will give you a shout out each week on our show!


Get in touch if you want to hear about our weekly reach, and as we grow so will the cost of this reward level, so get in quickly!

Goals
$921 of $1,000 per month
SVNTY6 and Brad FINALLY get paid for their time editing the sound and video content!! Whoop Whoop. They'll do a little celebratory video.
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First and foremost to our listeners and patrons THANK YOU from the bottom of our cold dead hearts. You are making our weird cheese fuelled dreams come true.

What's the score?
Harcore Listing with Chris & Stu is our weekly podcast on Scroobius Pip’s Distraction Pieces Network where we get (trick) musicians, comedians, celebrity chefs, radio and TV personalities to visit our bar and pick their top 5’s on a chosen subject. Wanna see who?

We're proper faces.
We're both Essex boy event promoters whose mutual hatred for each other is surpassed only by our joy of listing things. Expect a catastrophé of drunken chat, being horrible about the shape of Stu's head and getting over excited about sandwich fillings. Somehow we still get 5 star reviews, well, mostly insults, throughout iTunes and Facebook (here) from our listeners.

What you doing with my money?
Our biggest draw back right now is time....and Chris' ongoing police investigation. Patreon will allow us to do this all week so we can create exclusive video and podcast content for patrons, do more live shows, and also pay SVNTY6 and Brad Acton, our long suffering sound and video experts. Depending on your REWARD level (look to the right), you might get free tickets to our live shows, can record a sponsor message or even come on the show! 

Last fing.
We're passionate about creating genuine conversations about the (sometimes silly) stuff that matters and NOT fearing censorship. You couldn't have our sort of discourse on radio or TV for fear of not being PC. But podcasts and YouTube gives us the opportunity to make something unique, so check out our GOALS (above and to the left).

SIGN UP NOW YOU SLAAAAGS!!!

Yours sincerely,

Chris & Stu 
       x



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Tiers
Ready as a Teddy
$1 or more per month
You help us create the best/worst podcast in the universe.  

Thank you.

Potatohead
$10 or more per month
You get a weekly bonus episode and video content created exclusively for patrons. That's 4 EXTRA PODCASTS a month! AND are eligible for the Patron Roast where we pick out a few patron names each week to lovingly insult.
All Guesswork
$15 or more per month
You receive all the above awards and can attend a monthly ask us anything (AUA) on Patreon Live or Google Hangouts. You also qualify to record or write us a message for us to read out (or play) in our 'a Message from our Sponsors' section of the podcast.
A Big Deal
$30 or more per month only 9 left
You're literally making our dreams come true. You get all the stuff above, and once a year you can come on the show and do a Top 5 of your choice. (have to subscribe at this level for 4 months to be eligible).
Show Sponsor
$100 or more per month only 3 left
We have set aside up to 5 lots for show sponsors, so if you own your own business and want us to shout about it, this is for you. We will give you a shout out each week on our show!


Get in touch if you want to hear about our weekly reach, and as we grow so will the cost of this reward level, so get in quickly!