Grant & Chris are creating Podcasts
59

patrons

$117
per podcast
How do I stop my owlbears from becoming too sexy?
What’s the best weapon to swashbuckle with?
What’s the worst thing about hagfish?
How can I make my players fear me?
If all the characters from Clueless were dice, what kind of dice would they be?

We are Chris and Grant, and we are best friends, and we have answered all of the questions above and more on Hearty Dice Friends, our fantastic roleplaying game podcast. We’d like you to be a part of it.

Here’s what your donation will help fund:
  • Purchasing better recording equipment, such as soundproofing and pop-screens
  • Travel, so we can record in the same room once a month or so
  • Paying for hosting costs on Soundcloud
  • High-end ultrablack coffee, or as we call it, “Podcast Juice”
  • Sandwiches, because who doesn’t like sandwiches

We’re just starting out, but you keep saying how much you like what we’re doing, and we want to keep doing this, and do it better. So here we are.
Tiers
Hearty Dice Acquaintance
$1 or more per podcast 32 patrons
What a lovely thing to do! You get a Hearty Dice Thank You from the bottom of Our Hearty Dice Hearts. Plus come chat with us and the community on Discord.
Includes Discord rewards
Hearty Dice Chum
$3 or more per podcast 22 patrons
You get access to Hearty Dice Nights, a patron-exclusive monthly show which is about anything other than roleplaying games. Also, come hang out on the Discord and make friends.
Includes Discord rewards
Hearty Dice Confidante
$5 or more per podcast 3 of 10 patrons
Each month, we'll release a special podcast where Chris and Grant deliver short lectures on any topic whatsoever. You, a Hearty Dice Confidante, will get to determine one topic a month. (This also includes all the benefits of being a Hearty Dice Chum.) 
Includes Discord rewards
Hearty Dice Darling
$6 or more per podcast 0 of 6 patrons
You. Oh, you. God, you look good. We swear you get more beautiful every day. Each month, we'll record a special message of love - just like we do at the end of every episode, when we remember to - just for you, and send it to your inbox in a discreet brown paper email. 

We love you so much. (This also includes all the benefits of being a Hearty Dice Chum.)
Includes Discord rewards
Hearty Dice Sponsor
$100 or more per podcast 0 of 3 patrons
We're not proud. We'll advertise whatever it is you're making. We'll endorse the hell out of it. If you just want a one-shot ad instead of an ongoing thing, get in touch and we can sort something out. (This also includes all the benefits of being a Hearty Dice Chum.)
Goals
$117 of $175 per podcast
Once a month, we'll release an episode of WORLDS APART, a special show where we world-build live on microphone and create a whole new setting. Also: talking about the settings that we adore, and how they mesh into mechanics.
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How do I stop my owlbears from becoming too sexy?
What’s the best weapon to swashbuckle with?
What’s the worst thing about hagfish?
How can I make my players fear me?
If all the characters from Clueless were dice, what kind of dice would they be?

We are Chris and Grant, and we are best friends, and we have answered all of the questions above and more on Hearty Dice Friends, our fantastic roleplaying game podcast. We’d like you to be a part of it.

Here’s what your donation will help fund:
  • Purchasing better recording equipment, such as soundproofing and pop-screens
  • Travel, so we can record in the same room once a month or so
  • Paying for hosting costs on Soundcloud
  • High-end ultrablack coffee, or as we call it, “Podcast Juice”
  • Sandwiches, because who doesn’t like sandwiches

We’re just starting out, but you keep saying how much you like what we’re doing, and we want to keep doing this, and do it better. So here we are.

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Tiers
Hearty Dice Acquaintance
$1 or more per podcast 32 patrons
What a lovely thing to do! You get a Hearty Dice Thank You from the bottom of Our Hearty Dice Hearts. Plus come chat with us and the community on Discord.
Includes Discord rewards
Hearty Dice Chum
$3 or more per podcast 22 patrons
You get access to Hearty Dice Nights, a patron-exclusive monthly show which is about anything other than roleplaying games. Also, come hang out on the Discord and make friends.
Includes Discord rewards
Hearty Dice Confidante
$5 or more per podcast 3 of 10 patrons
Each month, we'll release a special podcast where Chris and Grant deliver short lectures on any topic whatsoever. You, a Hearty Dice Confidante, will get to determine one topic a month. (This also includes all the benefits of being a Hearty Dice Chum.) 
Includes Discord rewards
Hearty Dice Darling
$6 or more per podcast 0 of 6 patrons
You. Oh, you. God, you look good. We swear you get more beautiful every day. Each month, we'll record a special message of love - just like we do at the end of every episode, when we remember to - just for you, and send it to your inbox in a discreet brown paper email. 

We love you so much. (This also includes all the benefits of being a Hearty Dice Chum.)
Includes Discord rewards
Hearty Dice Sponsor
$100 or more per podcast 0 of 3 patrons
We're not proud. We'll advertise whatever it is you're making. We'll endorse the hell out of it. If you just want a one-shot ad instead of an ongoing thing, get in touch and we can sort something out. (This also includes all the benefits of being a Hearty Dice Chum.)