Heather Skowron is creating the world's largest keychain collection
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patron

$1
per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
All your support will go towards more keychains and thus will help fuel my creative keychain engine which runs on keychains.

If you want an idea of how prolific these postings are, in the last year I have averaged about 20 per month.
Tiers
Pledge $0.15 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
You will be awarded my gratitude and friendship. To show everyone you worship me, I will make you a custom Smoo Crew Basic Membership Icon that can be used absolutely anywhere as your user pic (100x100 pixels).
Pledge $0.25 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
Like art?  Me too!  I will take an original artistic photograph or draw a unique picture for you in MS Paint.  You may feel free to make topic suggestions, and I will feel equally free to disregard them.  The art you receive will remind you of work by great masters you may find in places like the Louvre; however, rest assured this will be completely my own design.
Pledge $0.50 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
I will mention you expressly by name in at least one Keychain of the Day post. I will also promote one Web site of your choice and/or opine on any topic you select.
Pledge $0.60 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
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If you had "Get the Goddess of Smoo to be my pen pal" on your to-do list, then get ready to check it off!  I will write you a personal e-mail and will respond to at least two of your messages, possibly more if you're interesting.  So make it interesting!
Pledge $0.75 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
Wow, I can't believe how loyal a Smoo Crew member you are!  To express my sincerest gratitude, I will mail you a real, hand-drawn thank you card, just like in the olden days.
Pledge $1 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
1 patron
By now we are pretty much BFFs; to express this, I will send you a friendship bracelet crafted by mine own divine Smoo Goddess hands.  Feel free to complete the circle and send one back to me.
Pledge $2.42 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
Get a piece of the magic that you can treasure forever.  I will send you one real legit keychain from my extensive collection of thousands.  This is truly my most spectacular and meaningful reward.  Is this a costly level of patronage?  Yes.  Yes, it is.  After all, I didn't get thousands of keychains by GIVING THEM AWAY after all!
All your support will go towards more keychains and thus will help fuel my creative keychain engine which runs on keychains.

If you want an idea of how prolific these postings are, in the last year I have averaged about 20 per month.

Recent posts by Heather Skowron

Tiers
Pledge $0.15 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
You will be awarded my gratitude and friendship. To show everyone you worship me, I will make you a custom Smoo Crew Basic Membership Icon that can be used absolutely anywhere as your user pic (100x100 pixels).
Pledge $0.25 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
Like art?  Me too!  I will take an original artistic photograph or draw a unique picture for you in MS Paint.  You may feel free to make topic suggestions, and I will feel equally free to disregard them.  The art you receive will remind you of work by great masters you may find in places like the Louvre; however, rest assured this will be completely my own design.
Pledge $0.50 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
I will mention you expressly by name in at least one Keychain of the Day post. I will also promote one Web site of your choice and/or opine on any topic you select.
Pledge $0.60 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
If you had "Get the Goddess of Smoo to be my pen pal" on your to-do list, then get ready to check it off!  I will write you a personal e-mail and will respond to at least two of your messages, possibly more if you're interesting.  So make it interesting!
Pledge $0.75 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
Wow, I can't believe how loyal a Smoo Crew member you are!  To express my sincerest gratitude, I will mail you a real, hand-drawn thank you card, just like in the olden days.
Pledge $1 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
1 patron
By now we are pretty much BFFs; to express this, I will send you a friendship bracelet crafted by mine own divine Smoo Goddess hands.  Feel free to complete the circle and send one back to me.
Pledge $2.42 or more per each exciting and exquisite Keychain of the Day posting
0 patrons
Get a piece of the magic that you can treasure forever.  I will send you one real legit keychain from my extensive collection of thousands.  This is truly my most spectacular and meaningful reward.  Is this a costly level of patronage?  Yes.  Yes, it is.  After all, I didn't get thousands of keychains by GIVING THEM AWAY after all!