
Heaving Bosoms
Heaving Bosoms
Select a membership level
Consent Boner: the only place to start!
- At this tier you have our deepest, most heartfelt thanks.
- Get ready for ALL THE EXTRA CONTENT WE CREATE! Like audio and video of bonus episodes, video of regular episodes, and audio/video of our Author Hangs!
- Voting Power for reading lists
- Includes automatic entry into all Patreon random goodies drawings.
*Add your physical address just in case we send out surprises throughout the year!*
Friendship Boner: BFFs! Join the commune
- Everything included in the $5 tier
- You get to attend our monthly virtual Author Hangs LIVE
- We will send you 1 thank you card per year
*Make sure to include your mailing address
Feminist Boner: You support women!
- Bookfunnel links for all of Mel's indie audiobooks as they are produced
- Everything included in the previous tiers!
- All the bonus content and entry to drawings
- You get to attend our monthly virtual Author Hangs LIVE
- We will send you 1 thank you card per year
*Make sure to include your mailing address
Intellectual Boner (US ONLY)
Your brain is HOT.
- EVERYTHING from previous tiers (bonus eps, giveaways, annual card, author hangs)
- And you get a special surprise gift from us (1 per year).
Make sure to include your mailing address :)
Intellectual Boner (INT ONLY)
Limited (10 remaining)
Your brain is HOT.
- EVERYTHING from previous tiers (bonus eps, giveaways, shout out, annual card, author hangs)
- And you get a special surprise gift from us (1 per year).
Make sure to include your mailing address :)
Self-Care Boner (US ONLY)
Come into our bosoms!!
- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.
- Automatic entries in ALL Patreon giveaways!!
- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).
- You get a surprise gift from us (1 per year).
- Attend monthly virtual author hangs LIVE
- AND you get a self-love care package from us (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months)!
Make sure to include your mailing address :)
Self-Care Boner (INT ONLY)
Limited (10 remaining)
Come into our bosoms!!
- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.
- Automatic entries in ALL Patreon giveaways!!
- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).
- You get a surprise gift from us (1 per year).
- Attend monthly virtual author hangs LIVE
- AND you get a self-love care package from us (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months)!
Make sure to include your mailing address :)
Competence Boner (US ONLY)
Limited (5 remaining)
Honorary Host!!!
- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.
- You are automatically entered in all Patreon giveaways!!
- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).
- You get a surprise gift from us! Could be a book, tote, mug, or anything else that pops into our heads. OH THE POSSIBILITIES! (1 per year).
- You get a self-love gift basket from us! (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months to unlock benefit)
- Mel will host a virtual Author Hang with you every other month.
- AND BE A GUEST HOST! That's right, record an episode with Mel! You can select a movie to recap with me or, if you select a book, you can recap the plot to me and I'll interject with tangents, commentary, etc. This episode will be published on Patreon and (with consent of all parties) eligible for release on the main feed as well! (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months to unlock benefit)
Competence Boner (INT ONLY)
Limited (3 remaining)
Honorary Host!!!
- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.
- You are automatically entered in all Patreon giveaways!!
- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).
- You get a surprise gift from us! Could be a book, tote, mug, or anything else that pops into our heads. OH THE POSSIBILITIES! (1 per year).
- You get a self-love gift basket from us! (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months to unlock benefit)
- Mel will host a virtual Author Hang with you every other month.
- AND BE A GUEST HOST! That's right, record an episode with Mel! You can select a movie to recap with me or, if you select a book, you can recap the plot to me and I'll interject with tangents, commentary, etc. This episode will be published on Patreon and (with consent of all parties) eligible for release on the main feed as well! (1 per year, must be a patron for at least 9 months to unlock benefit)
Consent Boner: the only place to start!
- At this tier you have our deepest, most heartfelt thanks.
- Get ready for ALL THE EXTRA CONTENT WE CREATE! Like audio and video of bonus episodes, video of regular episodes, and audio/video of our Author Hangs!
- Voting Power for reading lists
- Includes automatic entry into all Patreon random goodies drawings.
*Add your physical address just in case we send out surprises throughout the year!*
Friendship Boner: BFFs! Join the commune
- Everything included in the $5 tier
- You get to attend our monthly virtual Author Hangs LIVE
- We will send you 1 thank you card per year
*Make sure to include your mailing address
Feminist Boner: You support women!
- Bookfunnel links for all of Mel's indie audiobooks as they are produced
- Everything included in the previous tiers!
- All the bonus content and entry to drawings
- You get to attend our monthly virtual Author Hangs LIVE
- We will send you 1 thank you card per year
*Make sure to include your mailing address