Heaving Bosoms

Heaving Bosoms

is creating a romance novel podcast!

305

patrons
Erin and Melody are two best friends who love romance novels, snarking, snorting, self-care, and, of course, each other! We started this podcast as a way to force ourselves to talk all the time, but it's become so much more than that! Our passion project has given us access to a ton of badass ladies (and occasional badass men) who aren't ashamed of their love for smut, friendship, and themselves! It's overwhelmingly fabulous.
That said, thank you for visiting our Patreon page! If you're at all familiar with independent podcasting, you know that expenses can be high and the elbow grease is DEEP. By becoming our patron, you're making it possible for us to bring you even more laughs, tears, reviews, lists, games, and gifts.

Keep being a badass and love yourself as much as we love YOU!  
Tiers
Consent Boner: because it's gotta start there right?
$5 or more per month
 - At this tier you have our deepest, most heartfelt thanks.

- And get ready for ALL THE EXTRA CONTENT AND BONUS EPISODES WE CREATE! 

Friendship Boner: BFFs! Join the commune
$10 or more per month

 - We so, so appreciate you! 

- Your ear balls get to chow down on the bonus content!

- And you get a thank you card from us (1 per year). 

Feminist Boner: You support women!
$15 or more per month

 - You have our deepest thanks.

- You are granted access to every piece of bonus content we create.

- One of us will personally send you a thank you card  (1 per year)! 

- And you get a shout out on the podcast befitting the mythical creature you are  (1 total).  


Make sure to include your mailing address :)

Intellectual Boner: Your brain is hot.
$20 or more per month

 - You have every thanks we can muster!

- Access to every piece of bonus content we create.

- We will describe the lengths of your fabulousness in the style of the Myths of yore for all the world to hear  (1 total). 

- You get a heartfelt card from one of us (1 per year). 

- And you get a copy of a romance novel we may, or may not, have read with a personal dedication from one of us (1 per year). 


 Make sure to include your mailing address :) 

Self-Care Boner: Come into our bosoms!
$30 or more per month

 - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.

- You get to hear your epic personage described in the most mythic of ways on the podcast  (1 total).

- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).  

- You get a copy of a romance novel we may, or may not, have read with a personal dedication from one of us (1 per year). 

- AND you get a self-love gift basket from us (1 per year)! 


 Make sure to include your mailing address :) 

Goals
305 of 750 patrons
At 750 Patrons, we can hire an outside editor for the show! That means more time for extra books, better notes, jokes, videos, patreon content, and more!
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Erin and Melody are two best friends who love romance novels, snarking, snorting, self-care, and, of course, each other! We started this podcast as a way to force ourselves to talk all the time, but it's become so much more than that! Our passion project has given us access to a ton of badass ladies (and occasional badass men) who aren't ashamed of their love for smut, friendship, and themselves! It's overwhelmingly fabulous.
That said, thank you for visiting our Patreon page! If you're at all familiar with independent podcasting, you know that expenses can be high and the elbow grease is DEEP. By becoming our patron, you're making it possible for us to bring you even more laughs, tears, reviews, lists, games, and gifts.

Keep being a badass and love yourself as much as we love YOU!  

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Tiers
Consent Boner: because it's gotta start there right?
$5 or more per month
 - At this tier you have our deepest, most heartfelt thanks.

- And get ready for ALL THE EXTRA CONTENT AND BONUS EPISODES WE CREATE! 

Friendship Boner: BFFs! Join the commune
$10 or more per month

 - We so, so appreciate you! 

- Your ear balls get to chow down on the bonus content!

- And you get a thank you card from us (1 per year). 

Feminist Boner: You support women!
$15 or more per month

 - You have our deepest thanks.

- You are granted access to every piece of bonus content we create.

- One of us will personally send you a thank you card  (1 per year)! 

- And you get a shout out on the podcast befitting the mythical creature you are  (1 total).  


Make sure to include your mailing address :)

Intellectual Boner: Your brain is hot.
$20 or more per month

 - You have every thanks we can muster!

- Access to every piece of bonus content we create.

- We will describe the lengths of your fabulousness in the style of the Myths of yore for all the world to hear  (1 total). 

- You get a heartfelt card from one of us (1 per year). 

- And you get a copy of a romance novel we may, or may not, have read with a personal dedication from one of us (1 per year). 


 Make sure to include your mailing address :) 

Self-Care Boner: Come into our bosoms!
$30 or more per month

 - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

- You get access to every piece of bonus content you can fit in your headbone.

- You get to hear your epic personage described in the most mythic of ways on the podcast  (1 total).

- We will send you a lovely card (1 per year).  

- You get a copy of a romance novel we may, or may not, have read with a personal dedication from one of us (1 per year). 

- AND you get a self-love gift basket from us (1 per year)! 


 Make sure to include your mailing address :)