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About Hello Dysfunction

As you know, Hello Dysfunction is our baby. 
When we first started this show, we had no idea how big it would get. Because we're an independently produced podcast, the content we've been able to provide has been somewhat limited. We're hoping with your support we're able to keep Hello Dysfunction our number one priority and now include a lot of the extras you've been asking for.

The show will always be free, but with your donations we'll be able to devote even more time and resources, providing you all with an even better experience unlocking exclusive content and rewards. 
Thank you SO much for the continuous love and support.

 -Pata Fria & Crystal

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