Heye Groß is creating whatever he is currently fascinated by.
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Moin,
what can be said about me? Interesting quesition.
Well, I like to build stuff to experience the journey from idea to real objects. I like to program stuff, to make my life easier, I try to understand the intricacy of the universe around me. But I also play mindless games and overanalyze ficitious stories, Sounds like a nerd? I am to much outside, for that to be true.
I love being with nature, to marvel at it's beauty, to immerse in sunshine and be speachless when witnessing it's destruction. But I am no hippie either (even if I probably look like one and just got a job at a space-tech start-up in west-berlin, while running a NGO ...)
If you have to but me in a box, Jack-of-all-trades is what I am striving to be. If you listen closely to the river that we call destiny and you stop clinging to linearity and start listening to what it says, your life will look chatic from the outside.

Well, dont get your hopes to high for that fabolous Heye(TM) YouTube Channel... I don't really plan a creative career (maybe in the future, who knows), I am just testing Patreon as a model for our marine protective organisation, deepwave.org
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Nob
$1 or more per month
You get... nothing. Really. 

You just waisted 12 000 bucks a millenia.

Noob
$2 or more per month
You get... still nothing. Buhu. 

You just waisted 1 898 000 000  bucks if you'd supported me during the cretaceous period. That's nearly the GDP of San Marino.

Nooob
$3 or more per month
You get... who would have thought: -3 $. 

You just waisted  3.805175e-10 cent in the time it took your monitor to refresh (at 30 Hz) ... and again ... and again. Don't listen to small numbers. They lie.

Noooob
$4 or more per month
You get... are you seriously still reading?

You just wasted 4 dollaris a month. Ha got you.

Nooooob
$5 or more per month
You get... ok now its getting rediculous.

For five bucks you could have gotten an overpriced coffee.

So you know what? I'll give you your money back. If you randomly find me I'll buy you a coffee, ok? (But just a cheap one, don't think you can trick me)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob
$38 or more per month only 1 left
You get... sadly I can only type in 40 characters as a title. so if you are super rich and get more money in dividends then you can spend, just feel free to leave more here, then those poor 38 dollaris. You'll get a free hug in exchange. (Virtual of course, unless you live near enoug to pay me a visit.)


Also super rare, limited, so just hurry up.

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$0 of $1 per month
When I reach 1 dollar per month I can buy 1 cheeseburger or 10 chewing gums!! And that every freaking month!!

I can also publicly announce to everyone that I meet, that I am very successful and make my money online from whereever I want to be.
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Moin,
what can be said about me? Interesting quesition.
Well, I like to build stuff to experience the journey from idea to real objects. I like to program stuff, to make my life easier, I try to understand the intricacy of the universe around me. But I also play mindless games and overanalyze ficitious stories, Sounds like a nerd? I am to much outside, for that to be true.
I love being with nature, to marvel at it's beauty, to immerse in sunshine and be speachless when witnessing it's destruction. But I am no hippie either (even if I probably look like one and just got a job at a space-tech start-up in west-berlin, while running a NGO ...)
If you have to but me in a box, Jack-of-all-trades is what I am striving to be. If you listen closely to the river that we call destiny and you stop clinging to linearity and start listening to what it says, your life will look chatic from the outside.

Well, dont get your hopes to high for that fabolous Heye(TM) YouTube Channel... I don't really plan a creative career (maybe in the future, who knows), I am just testing Patreon as a model for our marine protective organisation, deepwave.org

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Tiers
Nob
$1 or more per month
You get... nothing. Really. 

You just waisted 12 000 bucks a millenia.

Noob
$2 or more per month
You get... still nothing. Buhu. 

You just waisted 1 898 000 000  bucks if you'd supported me during the cretaceous period. That's nearly the GDP of San Marino.

Nooob
$3 or more per month
You get... who would have thought: -3 $. 

You just waisted  3.805175e-10 cent in the time it took your monitor to refresh (at 30 Hz) ... and again ... and again. Don't listen to small numbers. They lie.

Noooob
$4 or more per month
You get... are you seriously still reading?

You just wasted 4 dollaris a month. Ha got you.

Nooooob
$5 or more per month
You get... ok now its getting rediculous.

For five bucks you could have gotten an overpriced coffee.

So you know what? I'll give you your money back. If you randomly find me I'll buy you a coffee, ok? (But just a cheap one, don't think you can trick me)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob
$38 or more per month only 1 left
You get... sadly I can only type in 40 characters as a title. so if you are super rich and get more money in dividends then you can spend, just feel free to leave more here, then those poor 38 dollaris. You'll get a free hug in exchange. (Virtual of course, unless you live near enoug to pay me a visit.)


Also super rare, limited, so just hurry up.