Joel Watson is creating Videos, Podcasts & Comics!
94

patrons

$411
per month
AGGRESSIVELY CAPITALIZED HELLO!
I'm Joel Watson and since 2007
I've made a living making webcomics like HijiNKS ENSUE and Sharksplode, podcasts like The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast and Potter And Daughter (a Harry Potter podcast I make with my kiddo) and as a writer and voice act for The Cynanide & Happiness Show and animated shorts. Since it's inception, Patreon has been a big part of my ability to make things for a living. 

My goal with Patreon is to scale back the time I spend focused on things like T-shirt sales, traveling to comic conventions, freelance projects, etc. and instead focus on making the best videos, podcasts, comics and other creative whatevers I can.
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
28 patrons
I think you are doing a super awesome thing by supporting me, and will gladly and graciously accept your dollar. Ooh, it's a new dollar too. Crisp. Easy to fold. The good stuff.
Pledge $3 or more per month
20 patrons
With your $3, I will add a shot to my soy latte and upgrade to a grande. 

  • You get access to my Patron-only Activity Stream featuring all manner of behind the scenes goodies.
Pledge $5 or more per month
34 patrons
$5? No generic cereal for me! Suck it, bags! I'm taking the box train to Box-of-Cereal Town!

  • You get access to every eBook I've ever released plus new Convention Sketch eBooks as they are released. Plus you get everything in the lower tier. *New Podcast Goals may open up new rewards for this tier.
Pledge $10 or more per month
13 patrons
$10... hmm... OH! I'll buy that $10 app for my phone that I've been hemming and hawing over for months. It just seems like apps shouldn't cost more than $3. Oh well. 

  • In addition to everything in the lower tiers, you will get access to my catalog of never released convention panel recordings. They're pretty hysterical if you like laughing.
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
$20? Now THAT's walkin' around money! I'll get it changed into two $10s, put one in each shoe and just WALLLLLK THE F' AROUUUUUND.

  • In addition to everything in the lower tiers, I will draw you a social media avatar! This is a "quick sketch" style avatar, not a full caricature. (This is not an automatic process. You need to request it via Patreon messages.) 
Pledge $50 or more per month
2 patrons
Look, you aren't in it for the rewards. You just really want to see me succeed at making fun stuff full time, and for that I am extremely grateful. DAMN you are so sexy! Why? WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY AND SMART AND SMARTLY SEXY ABOUT YOUR SEXINESS?! TONE IT DOWN! 

  • In addition to everything in the lower tiers, I will draw you a FULL ON PROPER CARICATURE social media avatar based on a picture that you provide (This is not an automatic process. You need to request it via Patreon messages.). If you ever meet me at a convention, I will make up a secret handshake on the spot and teach it to you
Pledge $100 or more per month
0 patrons
OK, seriously? You are just too much! TOO MUCH FANCY AWESOME, that is! It's clear you've made some great choices in your life and you're continuing that trend now with your Patronage. You are actually making a huge difference in the life of an independent artist and that makes you exceptionally fancy. Perhaps too fancy. Please consult a doctor if fanciness worsens or your experience thoughts of intense fanciness. 

  • In addition to everything in the lower tiers, I will draw you a custom digital commission and send you a hi-res file, suitable for printing (This is not an automatic process. You need to request it via Patreon messages.). If you ever meet me at a convention, I will give you between 1 and 100 hugs, plus I will tell you a secret that will probably be a lie. If we are near a bar, I will buy you a drink! No matter what, I will NOT MURDER A PERSON OF YOUR CHOOSING. [wink] MURDER IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF THE QUESTION. [another wink] 
Goals
$411 of $500 per month
I will make new eBooks of conventions sketches and doodles. I've already released 2, and I have enough material right now for roughly 10. I'll post these as they are completed, until I run out of material. ($5 Patrons and up)
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AGGRESSIVELY CAPITALIZED HELLO!
I'm Joel Watson and since 2007
I've made a living making webcomics like HijiNKS ENSUE and Sharksplode, podcasts like The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast and Potter And Daughter (a Harry Potter podcast I make with my kiddo) and as a writer and voice act for The Cynanide & Happiness Show and animated shorts. Since it's inception, Patreon has been a big part of my ability to make things for a living. 

My goal with Patreon is to scale back the time I spend focused on things like T-shirt sales, traveling to comic conventions, freelance projects, etc. and instead focus on making the best videos, podcasts, comics and other creative whatevers I can.

Recent posts by Joel Watson

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
28 patrons
I think you are doing a super awesome thing by supporting me, and will gladly and graciously accept your dollar. Ooh, it's a new dollar too. Crisp. Easy to fold. The good stuff.
Pledge $3 or more per month
20 patrons
With your $3, I will add a shot to my soy latte and upgrade to a grande. 

  • You get access to my Patron-only Activity Stream featuring all manner of behind the scenes goodies.
Pledge $5 or more per month
34 patrons
$5? No generic cereal for me! Suck it, bags! I'm taking the box train to Box-of-Cereal Town!

  • You get access to every eBook I've ever released plus new Convention Sketch eBooks as they are released. Plus you get everything in the lower tier. *New Podcast Goals may open up new rewards for this tier.
Pledge $10 or more per month
13 patrons
$10... hmm... OH! I'll buy that $10 app for my phone that I've been hemming and hawing over for months. It just seems like apps shouldn't cost more than $3. Oh well. 

  • In addition to everything in the lower tiers, you will get access to my catalog of never released convention panel recordings. They're pretty hysterical if you like laughing.
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
$20? Now THAT's walkin' around money! I'll get it changed into two $10s, put one in each shoe and just WALLLLLK THE F' AROUUUUUND.

  • In addition to everything in the lower tiers, I will draw you a social media avatar! This is a "quick sketch" style avatar, not a full caricature. (This is not an automatic process. You need to request it via Patreon messages.) 
Pledge $50 or more per month
2 patrons
Look, you aren't in it for the rewards. You just really want to see me succeed at making fun stuff full time, and for that I am extremely grateful. DAMN you are so sexy! Why? WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY AND SMART AND SMARTLY SEXY ABOUT YOUR SEXINESS?! TONE IT DOWN! 

  • In addition to everything in the lower tiers, I will draw you a FULL ON PROPER CARICATURE social media avatar based on a picture that you provide (This is not an automatic process. You need to request it via Patreon messages.). If you ever meet me at a convention, I will make up a secret handshake on the spot and teach it to you
Pledge $100 or more per month
0 patrons
OK, seriously? You are just too much! TOO MUCH FANCY AWESOME, that is! It's clear you've made some great choices in your life and you're continuing that trend now with your Patronage. You are actually making a huge difference in the life of an independent artist and that makes you exceptionally fancy. Perhaps too fancy. Please consult a doctor if fanciness worsens or your experience thoughts of intense fanciness. 

  • In addition to everything in the lower tiers, I will draw you a custom digital commission and send you a hi-res file, suitable for printing (This is not an automatic process. You need to request it via Patreon messages.). If you ever meet me at a convention, I will give you between 1 and 100 hugs, plus I will tell you a secret that will probably be a lie. If we are near a bar, I will buy you a drink! No matter what, I will NOT MURDER A PERSON OF YOUR CHOOSING. [wink] MURDER IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF THE QUESTION. [another wink]