I'm Joel Watson. I live in a suburb of a suburb of Dallas, TX with my wife, daughter and two cats, Tivo and Replay. I've been professionally unemployed as an artist since 2008 thanks to my webcomics HijiNKS ENSUE and Sharksplode and my podcasts, HijiNKS ENSUE and Potter And Daughter. I write  and voice act for Cyanide & Happiness and I travel to a bunch of comic conventions each year. I once took a shot of maple bacon tequila out of a Cadbury Creme Egg. I called it a "Sadbury Egg." It was deliciously depressing.