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Hello, I'm His Cursedness. I stream 4+ days a week with my unique style of crisp, British accent and genuinely terrible incompetence. It's like watching your grandfather play The Nintendo but he read law at Oxford.

I love playing games that get the community involved, whether through asking your opinion on my every move in Crusader Kings or naming the poor XCOM squaddies after you, only to send you to your death. I play a lot of games, and try to include my viewers wherever possible.

I also do some other things, like write books and tweet poorly.

By supporting me, you're helping me focus more time on streaming, helping to bring you that truly terrible content you've come to love and expect from Professional Brand HisCursedness.
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Some parts of my PC are great (Nvidia GTX 1080), but my CPU is not one of them. The thing needs an upgrade, and I reckon at this stage I can justify the cost (combined with the motherboard upgrade I'm certain I'll need for it).

What does this mean for you? Smooth, buttery frames, hand-delivered by winged doves to your eyeballs. (No more dropped frames)
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