Henry Kissinger is Pokemon Going To Die are creating a Leftist Podcast
34

patrons

$157
per month
We're a bunch of internet SJWs and this is a leftist politics podcast but instead of being problematic for punching down we're problematic for saying things that could INCORRECTLY be misconstrued as threats against politicians (which we cannot stress enough, it is not, it's just a fact).

First and foremost, this Patreon puts money into our pockets so that we can put audio gold into your ears. It helps us pay the hosting fees, but more importantly, it helps bankroll our socialist takeover of the USA. With your money, you can help us enlist Bernie Sanders to lead the revolution. Memento Pokemori, comrades.

(Also, join our Discord!)
Rewards
I Like the It
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
Thank you for giving money to our bad podcast! This gets you access to whatever bonus content we produce. (Still figuring this out but rest assured There Will Be Content)
I Love the It
$5 or more per month 20 patrons
This tier gets you a special role in our Discord and a shoutout in the podcast for being such a good comrade.
Includes Discord rewards
I Gotta Have the It
$10 or more per month 6 patrons
You get an even MORE special Discord role that allows you to listen in on our podcast while we record it, and hear what an absolute dumpster fire it is every week before the editor fixes it! (We usually record on Wednesday/Thursday nights, we'll let you know when it is ahead of time)
Includes Discord rewards
George Soros
$15,000 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
This role is reserved for Mr. Soros while he gets his Patreon account set up. Please, nobody else take it from him. We would hate that.
Goals
$157 of $200 per month
Fewer hosts! Fourteen hosts is a lot, and we know some of you (and some of us!) have very strong opinions about certain people on our show. For $200 a month, we will kill one of our hosts every month, determined via vote by our Patreon subscribers.
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We're a bunch of internet SJWs and this is a leftist politics podcast but instead of being problematic for punching down we're problematic for saying things that could INCORRECTLY be misconstrued as threats against politicians (which we cannot stress enough, it is not, it's just a fact).

First and foremost, this Patreon puts money into our pockets so that we can put audio gold into your ears. It helps us pay the hosting fees, but more importantly, it helps bankroll our socialist takeover of the USA. With your money, you can help us enlist Bernie Sanders to lead the revolution. Memento Pokemori, comrades.

(Also, join our Discord!)

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Rewards
I Like the It
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
Thank you for giving money to our bad podcast! This gets you access to whatever bonus content we produce. (Still figuring this out but rest assured There Will Be Content)
I Love the It
$5 or more per month 20 patrons
This tier gets you a special role in our Discord and a shoutout in the podcast for being such a good comrade.
Includes Discord rewards
I Gotta Have the It
$10 or more per month 6 patrons
You get an even MORE special Discord role that allows you to listen in on our podcast while we record it, and hear what an absolute dumpster fire it is every week before the editor fixes it! (We usually record on Wednesday/Thursday nights, we'll let you know when it is ahead of time)
Includes Discord rewards
George Soros
$15,000 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
This role is reserved for Mr. Soros while he gets his Patreon account set up. Please, nobody else take it from him. We would hate that.