Henry Kissinger is Pokemon Going To Die

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We're a bunch of internet SJWs and this is a leftist politics podcast but instead of being problematic for punching down we're problematic for saying things that could INCORRECTLY be misconstrued as threats against politicians (which we cannot stress enough, it is not, it's just a fact).

First and foremost, this Patreon puts money into our pockets so that we can put audio gold into your ears. It helps us pay the hosting fees and get better podcasting equipment, but more importantly, it helps bankroll our socialist takeover of the USA. With your money, you can help us enlist Bernie Sanders to lead the revolution. Memento Pokemori, comrades.

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Fewer hosts! Fourteen hosts is a lot, and we know some of you (and some of us!) have very strong opinions about certain people on our show. For $200 a month, we will kill one of our hosts every month, determined via vote by our Patreon subscribers.
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