Holiday Sidewinder is creating Music Videos + Tours
Dear Fan Club, 
Thank you to all the absolute GODS who have slid in to the DMs , asking me  how best they can throw money at me, in order for me to keep delivering quality escapist goods and be your no.1 cuntent provider + machine. Like renaissance-era Romans, you know and cherish the true power of culture. You value it. It strokes your head to sleep, fills it with dreams, and smashes it with momentum in the mornings. You sweat, cry, travel, fuck, dance to it. It's part of this precise moment in time, in history, in you and your memory. 

I made it personal between us. I sold my used panties to you (and a suspect number of "fans" in Virginia and Indianapolis). I gave you my DNA. We're close, real close now. That entirely funded the mastering of my album Forever or Whatever! You did that, you filthy generous, glorious f*$ks. You're so welcome (it's out in September) and Thank You from the bottom of my thot-boppin' heart. 

So. You can listen to my recordings for free on YouTube, a % of a cent on streaming services, or less than a cup of coffee on iTunes. This is fabulous for all of us, but I'm going to get real with you now... I don't have some fat cat conglomerate in a pinstripe suit smoking a cigar behind a mahogany desk pulling the strings. I'm not sucking corporate d*ck... Yet.

I want to keep it this way. Thanks to you and the internet this could be as simple as a click and a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Everything I do, I do it for you.

I want to create and deliver unto you the entire Holiday Sidewinder universe. 
 
I want to make more videos that win awards and get banned from Facebook. 

I want to turn up to your cousins Bahmitzvah in Jersey. 

When you comment "come to Brazil" under every post, I want to do that. 

I want touch your face in the crowd, lay on your local bar and... if it's all I ever do.... LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!

Picasso's Guernica and Chagall's Stained Glass Windows would never have existed without Patrons of The Arts. I salute your thirst + will satiate your hunger. Let's make history together. I'm totally devoted to you...

And when I turn myself into a publicly traded company. I will give the first 20 people who invest over $1000 on this page a share in it and a seat at the table. I'm not fucking around. Those who know me, know I never am and truly nothing is impossible to me. 

Forever or Whatever, 
Holiday Sidewinder 
x

Tiers
Bread + Butter
$10 or more per month

Personalized letter + signed photograph 


Whipped Cream + Cherries
$20 or more per month
  • 1 personalized letter and signed poster, sticker and magnet.
  • Meet + Greet + Photos VIP (Post-Shows)
  • I will phone/FaceTime you on your birthday every year


Baby-Oil
$100 or more per month
  • I will phone/FaceTime you on your birthday every year
  • Tickets x 2 to any Holiday Sidewinder headline show + Meet & Greet
  • Signed Poster, Magnet + Sticker
  • Sealed Satin Panties w/ Date, Time + Place
  • 1 x every limited edition T shirt. 
  • Voice memo of me singing your favorite song (upon request)


Tuxedo Libido
$1,000 or more per month
  • Monthly FaceTime/Postcard
  • 1 share in Holiday Sidewinder (IPO) when/if the time comes. 
  • Free concert tickets x 10 to any Holiday Sidewinder headline show
  • Free concert tickets x 2 to any Holiday Sidewinder support show. 
  • A producer credit on all Music Videos
  • A song written and recorded especially for you with handwritten lyrics. 
  • I will phone/FaceTime you on your birthday every year
  • Signed Poster, Magnet + Sticker
  • Sealed Satin Panties w/ Date, Time + Place
  • 1 x Every limited edition T shirt. 
  • Voice memo of me singing your favorite song (upon request)
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And I will deliver 3 Music Videos and a Live Concert Video. 
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Dear Fan Club, 
Thank you to all the absolute GODS who have slid in to the DMs , asking me  how best they can throw money at me, in order for me to keep delivering quality escapist goods and be your no.1 cuntent provider + machine. Like renaissance-era Romans, you know and cherish the true power of culture. You value it. It strokes your head to sleep, fills it with dreams, and smashes it with momentum in the mornings. You sweat, cry, travel, fuck, dance to it. It's part of this precise moment in time, in history, in you and your memory. 

I made it personal between us. I sold my used panties to you (and a suspect number of "fans" in Virginia and Indianapolis). I gave you my DNA. We're close, real close now. That entirely funded the mastering of my album Forever or Whatever! You did that, you filthy generous, glorious f*$ks. You're so welcome (it's out in September) and Thank You from the bottom of my thot-boppin' heart. 

So. You can listen to my recordings for free on YouTube, a % of a cent on streaming services, or less than a cup of coffee on iTunes. This is fabulous for all of us, but I'm going to get real with you now... I don't have some fat cat conglomerate in a pinstripe suit smoking a cigar behind a mahogany desk pulling the strings. I'm not sucking corporate d*ck... Yet.

I want to keep it this way. Thanks to you and the internet this could be as simple as a click and a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Everything I do, I do it for you.

I want to create and deliver unto you the entire Holiday Sidewinder universe. 
 
I want to make more videos that win awards and get banned from Facebook. 

I want to turn up to your cousins Bahmitzvah in Jersey. 

When you comment "come to Brazil" under every post, I want to do that. 

I want touch your face in the crowd, lay on your local bar and... if it's all I ever do.... LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU!

Picasso's Guernica and Chagall's Stained Glass Windows would never have existed without Patrons of The Arts. I salute your thirst + will satiate your hunger. Let's make history together. I'm totally devoted to you...

And when I turn myself into a publicly traded company. I will give the first 20 people who invest over $1000 on this page a share in it and a seat at the table. I'm not fucking around. Those who know me, know I never am and truly nothing is impossible to me. 

Forever or Whatever, 
Holiday Sidewinder 
x

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Tiers
Bread + Butter
$10 or more per month

Personalized letter + signed photograph 


Whipped Cream + Cherries
$20 or more per month
  • 1 personalized letter and signed poster, sticker and magnet.
  • Meet + Greet + Photos VIP (Post-Shows)
  • I will phone/FaceTime you on your birthday every year


Baby-Oil
$100 or more per month
  • I will phone/FaceTime you on your birthday every year
  • Tickets x 2 to any Holiday Sidewinder headline show + Meet & Greet
  • Signed Poster, Magnet + Sticker
  • Sealed Satin Panties w/ Date, Time + Place
  • 1 x every limited edition T shirt. 
  • Voice memo of me singing your favorite song (upon request)


Tuxedo Libido
$1,000 or more per month
  • Monthly FaceTime/Postcard
  • 1 share in Holiday Sidewinder (IPO) when/if the time comes. 
  • Free concert tickets x 10 to any Holiday Sidewinder headline show
  • Free concert tickets x 2 to any Holiday Sidewinder support show. 
  • A producer credit on all Music Videos
  • A song written and recorded especially for you with handwritten lyrics. 
  • I will phone/FaceTime you on your birthday every year
  • Signed Poster, Magnet + Sticker
  • Sealed Satin Panties w/ Date, Time + Place
  • 1 x Every limited edition T shirt. 
  • Voice memo of me singing your favorite song (upon request)