The Hoof and Trunk Post is creating Political Satire
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patrons$9
per monthThe Hoof and Trunk Post specializes in a unique brand of Snarkasm™ that spreads a layer of darkness where there once was hope and a sheen of glee where there was darkness. Basically, we balance out both sides of The Force. Sure, we tend to really stick to more of one side than the other, but have you been paying attention politics this year? One side needs a bit more of a slap in the face than the other.
We're doing just okay right now, with a post or 2 a week, but we'd like to expand!
How exactly? Well, eventually, the big push would be for some video content.
Writing fake news and getting some pictures to dress it up isn't that hard, even though it is just all one person doing everything, every day, so far. To make us really explode, be loved and share the gift of ridiculousness with all, however, we really need to get to a point where people are watching us just as much as they are reading us. I keep saying us, even though it's just me, but that's because I hope to also bring in more people to help this dream along.
How about a "news radio" show? Of course it wouldn't be on FM, or even AM but we'd sure like to make it sound like it is.
We need to take baby steps to get there, but more than anything, we need YOU to get there! Thankfully, you have already been reading and sharing us so much, and that is fantastic, but in order to make this happen, we need some contributions to make it all go! Thank you so much for reading, sharing and donating to make us the snappiest, funniest, most Snarkcastic™ independent, political satire site on the planet!
We're doing just okay right now, with a post or 2 a week, but we'd like to expand!
How exactly? Well, eventually, the big push would be for some video content.
Writing fake news and getting some pictures to dress it up isn't that hard, even though it is just all one person doing everything, every day, so far. To make us really explode, be loved and share the gift of ridiculousness with all, however, we really need to get to a point where people are watching us just as much as they are reading us. I keep saying us, even though it's just me, but that's because I hope to also bring in more people to help this dream along.
How about a "news radio" show? Of course it wouldn't be on FM, or even AM but we'd sure like to make it sound like it is.
We need to take baby steps to get there, but more than anything, we need YOU to get there! Thankfully, you have already been reading and sharing us so much, and that is fantastic, but in order to make this happen, we need some contributions to make it all go! Thank you so much for reading, sharing and donating to make us the snappiest, funniest, most Snarkcastic™ independent, political satire site on the planet!
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
$1 helps to keep the lights on! You will be rewarded with the satisfaction in knowing that you've helped keep us alive and working towards our goals!
Pledge $5 or more per month
2 patrons
$5 dollar says you like us and want us to keep doing what we're doing! We like you too and we'll publicly thank you in some really sarcastic and snarky manner! It will be seen both on Facebook and Twitter!
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
Wit your ten bucks you get everything from the previous reward levels plus first access to any audio programming! That's right, you'll get the first dibs at listening to whatever "news radio" posts we put out once we start churning those out! MP3's, YouTube private links, whatever it is, you'll get to hear it first!
Pledge $15 or more per month
0 patrons
You get everything else from the previous listings, plus we'll put you on our producers wall, with a little virtual plaque on our website! You'll be forever eternal on our page, with a producer credit. Your name will also be listed on the credits of anything we put out that has credits. That means if we start the video show that we want to, you'll get listed on IMDB.com! You'll be famous!
Pledge $20 or more per month
1 patron
All the things above, plus you get a Hoof and Trunk Post T-Shirt! What will the design be? How will it look? All of those things have to be determined still, but it's yours. You'll not only be famous, but you'll look damn awesome, too!
Goals
$9 of $20 per month
The Hoof and Trunk Post specializes in a unique brand of Snarkasm™ that spreads a layer of darkness where there once was hope and a sheen of glee where there was darkness. Basically, we balance out both sides of The Force. Sure, we tend to really stick to more of one side than the other, but have you been paying attention politics this year? One side needs a bit more of a slap in the face than the other.
We're doing just okay right now, with a post or 2 a week, but we'd like to expand!
How exactly? Well, eventually, the big push would be for some video content.
Writing fake news and getting some pictures to dress it up isn't that hard, even though it is just all one person doing everything, every day, so far. To make us really explode, be loved and share the gift of ridiculousness with all, however, we really need to get to a point where people are watching us just as much as they are reading us. I keep saying us, even though it's just me, but that's because I hope to also bring in more people to help this dream along.
How about a "news radio" show? Of course it wouldn't be on FM, or even AM but we'd sure like to make it sound like it is.
We need to take baby steps to get there, but more than anything, we need YOU to get there! Thankfully, you have already been reading and sharing us so much, and that is fantastic, but in order to make this happen, we need some contributions to make it all go! Thank you so much for reading, sharing and donating to make us the snappiest, funniest, most Snarkcastic™ independent, political satire site on the planet!
We're doing just okay right now, with a post or 2 a week, but we'd like to expand!
How exactly? Well, eventually, the big push would be for some video content.
Writing fake news and getting some pictures to dress it up isn't that hard, even though it is just all one person doing everything, every day, so far. To make us really explode, be loved and share the gift of ridiculousness with all, however, we really need to get to a point where people are watching us just as much as they are reading us. I keep saying us, even though it's just me, but that's because I hope to also bring in more people to help this dream along.
How about a "news radio" show? Of course it wouldn't be on FM, or even AM but we'd sure like to make it sound like it is.
We need to take baby steps to get there, but more than anything, we need YOU to get there! Thankfully, you have already been reading and sharing us so much, and that is fantastic, but in order to make this happen, we need some contributions to make it all go! Thank you so much for reading, sharing and donating to make us the snappiest, funniest, most Snarkcastic™ independent, political satire site on the planet!
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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
$1 helps to keep the lights on! You will be rewarded with the satisfaction in knowing that you've helped keep us alive and working towards our goals!
Pledge $5 or more per month
2 patrons
$5 dollar says you like us and want us to keep doing what we're doing! We like you too and we'll publicly thank you in some really sarcastic and snarky manner! It will be seen both on Facebook and Twitter!
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
Wit your ten bucks you get everything from the previous reward levels plus first access to any audio programming! That's right, you'll get the first dibs at listening to whatever "news radio" posts we put out once we start churning those out! MP3's, YouTube private links, whatever it is, you'll get to hear it first!
Pledge $15 or more per month
0 patrons
You get everything else from the previous listings, plus we'll put you on our producers wall, with a little virtual plaque on our website! You'll be forever eternal on our page, with a producer credit. Your name will also be listed on the credits of anything we put out that has credits. That means if we start the video show that we want to, you'll get listed on IMDB.com! You'll be famous!
Pledge $20 or more per month
1 patron
All the things above, plus you get a Hoof and Trunk Post T-Shirt! What will the design be? How will it look? All of those things have to be determined still, but it's yours. You'll not only be famous, but you'll look damn awesome, too!