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Whether you're just thinking about leaving your religion, or you're a dyed-in-the-wool decades-long atheist, your audio uncles Mark and Dan are here to help. With the aid of wise friends and experts in all sorts of fields, we'll guide you through the scary worlds of heathen living, and make sure you have fun in your new heretical life! We're here for you, friend; kick off your shoes and join us!

Click right here to see what all the hubub's about, or find us on your podblaster of choice!
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Gee, you're great!
$1 or more per creation
  • The undying love of your favorite uncles, declared on the show for all the world to hear!
You're totally awesome!
$2 or more per creation
  • Everything in the lower categories, PLUS...
  • Access to an early release of each week's show!
Holy shit, you're FANTASTIC!
$5 or more per creation
  • Everything in the lower categories, PLUS...
  • Your own personal patron saint! We'll improvise on-the-spot (which means It probably won't be very good) a saint who will forever be your own personal guardian! Pray to them! Ask for guidance! It'll work just as well as the "real" ones- guaranteed.
  • Access to bonus content (imagine how jealous everybody else will feel!)
Jesus! Really? I mean, seriously- wow!
$10 or more per creation
  • Everything in the lower categories, PLUS...
  • VIP access to any THTH events
  • Guaranteed place in heaven after you die including special treatment from the big man himself (we know a guy)
  • MOST IMPORTANTLY- Your own personal heaven or hell! Mark and Dan will invent and air on the show a special heaven or hell created JUST FOR YOU! Then, your unique afterlife will go into our "Hall of Legends" page on howtoheretic.com! 
Whether you're just thinking about leaving your religion, or you're a dyed-in-the-wool decades-long atheist, your audio uncles Mark and Dan are here to help. With the aid of wise friends and experts in all sorts of fields, we'll guide you through the scary worlds of heathen living, and make sure you have fun in your new heretical life! We're here for you, friend; kick off your shoes and join us!

Click right here to see what all the hubub's about, or find us on your podblaster of choice!

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Gee, you're great!
$1 or more per creation
  • The undying love of your favorite uncles, declared on the show for all the world to hear!
You're totally awesome!
$2 or more per creation
  • Everything in the lower categories, PLUS...
  • Access to an early release of each week's show!
Holy shit, you're FANTASTIC!
$5 or more per creation
  • Everything in the lower categories, PLUS...
  • Your own personal patron saint! We'll improvise on-the-spot (which means It probably won't be very good) a saint who will forever be your own personal guardian! Pray to them! Ask for guidance! It'll work just as well as the "real" ones- guaranteed.
  • Access to bonus content (imagine how jealous everybody else will feel!)
Jesus! Really? I mean, seriously- wow!
$10 or more per creation
  • Everything in the lower categories, PLUS...
  • VIP access to any THTH events
  • Guaranteed place in heaven after you die including special treatment from the big man himself (we know a guy)
  • MOST IMPORTANTLY- Your own personal heaven or hell! Mark and Dan will invent and air on the show a special heaven or hell created JUST FOR YOU! Then, your unique afterlife will go into our "Hall of Legends" page on howtoheretic.com!