Hello! We are Chris and Joe, and we make a podcast called How to Survive - a film review podcast with a twist.

What's the twist?

The discussion centres around one key question: 'How would you survive in this movie?'

Each episode centres around one classic movie. Often, they are horror movies, but there are also lots of thrillers, action movies, adventure movies and the occasional romantic drama for good measure.

If you've ever rolled your eyes when the victim goes outside alone; tutted when the killer returns from the dead; or shouted 'DON'T GO IN THERE!', this is the podcast for you.

I love it. What do you want from me?

With your support we want to record extra podcasts each month and cover the films you want us to watch. Your generosity will also help us with the day-to-day costs of running the podcast: renting the movies we watch, and upgrading and maintaining our recording equipment, but it will also grant you access to every podcast from the main feed one week early. It's like time travel!

What's in it for me?

If you pledge $3 or more each month, you'll become a member of our 'That's Fine' tier, and gain access to our Patreon-exclusive podcast feed, which means early access to every episode of the podcast, an extra podcast every month and exclusive voting rights to help us decide what we watch next. You'll also get access to every single bonus podcast we've ever recorded in the past, hours of nonsense we've never put out anywhere else.

You can also guarantee that, if we write, record, videotape, paint or sculpt pretty much anything to do with movies or how we would survive in them, this will be the place to find it.

If you want to support us and become part of our community then please consider becoming a patron.

As ever, lots of love,

Chris & Joe x