Hymnalysis is creating Atheist Hymn Analysis Videos
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$4
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This is Hymnalysis! My self-appointed job is to listen to, analyze, and regurgitate the central message of Christian Hymns, while providing my own respectfully scathing atheistic commentary. 

Religion is mostly an emotional experience. Worship is a way of manipulating the believer into a sense of a "personal relationship" with God; this is done by repetition of lovely phrases within hymns. Brainwashing through music is rather easy to accomplish. In the bible, it says that Satan himself uses music to tempt people to his way of thinking. Looking at it objectively, God does the same through his followers.

I am very passionate about bringing down organized religion, or at the very least chipping away at it. I'd like to reach a point where I am able to work less and fully dedicate myself to the cause of ridding society of illogical thought. I also have a lot of fun making these videos (imagine that!). 

Mainline work on this channel is, of course, the hymn analyses. Other things I plan on doing include readings/reviews of Christian Apologetics, Vacation Bible School reviews, and hopefully engagement in meaningful dialogue with Christians and Atheists alike.
Tiers
Hymnalyisis Attendance Ribbon
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Thank you! You are both awesome and special, as well as neat! Any and all Patreon content will be made available to you.You'll have early access to what my next video will be about.

In particular, I will post an album of the Terrible Christian Facebook Posts I'll be responding to before I review them in a video. You'll see them before everyone else!

I'll also post The names/lyrics of Hymn Analyses in advance.
Hymnalysis Participation Ribbon
$5 or more per month 1 patron
This level's participants will be given a shoutout on one video per month. I'll read 'em all aloud too, which will be super neat. I'm open to suggestions as to what else might be included.

Lower level perks apply as well!
Hymnalyisis Runner-Up Trophy
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
Why the jump to 20? Shipping and handling for a Hymnal, signed by me! I'll order you one, write stuff in it, and send it to you! Of course, you also the the 1 and 5 dollar perks! This one is limited for the time being, as I figure things out.

This will unfortunately be restricted to the 48 contiguous United States.

Lower level perks apply as well!
Hymnalysis Hyper Participation Trophy
$30 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
It may a bit presumptuous, but it might be a safe bet to say that if you donate this much per month, you might like me.

Every month, once this perk begins being utilized, I will have a live stream with guests from this tier. I reserve the right to remove said guests if they're disruptive to the show, or promote messages counter to my mission.

Of course, you get the hymnal and the other things as well. Limited while I get a sense of demand/how it will work out.

Lower level perks apply as well!
Goals
$4 of $100 per month
If I complete this goal, I can afford to pay someone to make my thumbnails a WHOLE lot better than I do with MS Paint and Panzoid. 
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This is Hymnalysis! My self-appointed job is to listen to, analyze, and regurgitate the central message of Christian Hymns, while providing my own respectfully scathing atheistic commentary. 

Religion is mostly an emotional experience. Worship is a way of manipulating the believer into a sense of a "personal relationship" with God; this is done by repetition of lovely phrases within hymns. Brainwashing through music is rather easy to accomplish. In the bible, it says that Satan himself uses music to tempt people to his way of thinking. Looking at it objectively, God does the same through his followers.

I am very passionate about bringing down organized religion, or at the very least chipping away at it. I'd like to reach a point where I am able to work less and fully dedicate myself to the cause of ridding society of illogical thought. I also have a lot of fun making these videos (imagine that!). 

Mainline work on this channel is, of course, the hymn analyses. Other things I plan on doing include readings/reviews of Christian Apologetics, Vacation Bible School reviews, and hopefully engagement in meaningful dialogue with Christians and Atheists alike.

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Tiers
Hymnalyisis Attendance Ribbon
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Thank you! You are both awesome and special, as well as neat! Any and all Patreon content will be made available to you.You'll have early access to what my next video will be about.

In particular, I will post an album of the Terrible Christian Facebook Posts I'll be responding to before I review them in a video. You'll see them before everyone else!

I'll also post The names/lyrics of Hymn Analyses in advance.
Hymnalysis Participation Ribbon
$5 or more per month 1 patron
This level's participants will be given a shoutout on one video per month. I'll read 'em all aloud too, which will be super neat. I'm open to suggestions as to what else might be included.

Lower level perks apply as well!
Hymnalyisis Runner-Up Trophy
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
Why the jump to 20? Shipping and handling for a Hymnal, signed by me! I'll order you one, write stuff in it, and send it to you! Of course, you also the the 1 and 5 dollar perks! This one is limited for the time being, as I figure things out.

This will unfortunately be restricted to the 48 contiguous United States.

Lower level perks apply as well!
Hymnalysis Hyper Participation Trophy
$30 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
It may a bit presumptuous, but it might be a safe bet to say that if you donate this much per month, you might like me.

Every month, once this perk begins being utilized, I will have a live stream with guests from this tier. I reserve the right to remove said guests if they're disruptive to the show, or promote messages counter to my mission.

Of course, you get the hymnal and the other things as well. Limited while I get a sense of demand/how it will work out.

Lower level perks apply as well!