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There's a certain kind of person who needs to know that some narwhals have two tusks. See, a narwhal tusk is actually a hyper-exaggerated left canine tooth (which means narwhals also have teeth, though they're vestigial). In around one in 500 males, the right canine also projects and forms a second tusk. (Only 15 percent of female narwhals grow tusks; there's only one recorded case of a female narwhal with two.)

Hypatia Text Protocol researches strange facts to an exacting degree and publishes them in a fortnightly newsletter. Hypatia would do this whether she had one reader or a hundred thousand. She's the kind of person who needs to know that narwhals have two tusks, y'know?

Join Hypatia's Patreon if you like it. That's it. If it makes you weirder, smarter, more knowledgeable about the kinds of things you want to tell people. If you really need to tell someone about narwhals with two tusks, say thanks and join Hypatia's Patreon.
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Tesla once paid a hotel bill with a fraudulent death beam. No ape has ever asked a question. Some Somali pirates raise capital on a stock exchange. The first copyright battle killed over 3000 people. Some cats are allergic to people. Samsung has a military division—it makes tanks.

There's a certain kind of person who needs to know that some narwhals have two tusks. See, a narwhal tusk is actually a hyper-exaggerated left canine tooth (which means narwhals also have teeth, though they're vestigial). In around one in 500 males, the right canine also projects and forms a second tusk. (Only 15 percent of female narwhals grow tusks; there's only one recorded case of a female narwhal with two.)

Hypatia Text Protocol researches strange facts to an exacting degree and publishes them in a fortnightly newsletter. Hypatia would do this whether she had one reader or a hundred thousand. She's the kind of person who needs to know that narwhals have two tusks, y'know?

Join Hypatia's Patreon if you like it. That's it. If it makes you weirder, smarter, more knowledgeable about the kinds of things you want to tell people. If you really need to tell someone about narwhals with two tusks, say thanks and join Hypatia's Patreon.

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