Hypercube Labs is creating Time For The Show!
9

patrons

$52
per month
Hypercube Laboratory and Free Think Radio proudly present:
TIME FOR THE SHOW!

Not a podcast, not a let's-play, not a vlog! It's LIVE radio-style entertainment
featuring your hosts Doktor Argus Faux, Fidd Chewley and Reverend Peas.
Weekly, your hosts will bring you exciting and disturbing music from the 
darkest corners of the internet, the latest dirt on cutting-edge buzzwords all
interlaced with their patented sardonic humor.

Time For The Show is BROADCAST LIVE  on www.freethinkradio.com
which plays a finely accrued selection of music throughout the day in
the frigid world of CANADA! When the show is not live, the auto-player
can keep your day rocking with different libraries of different genres for
throughout the day. The site also features built-in IRC chat.

Communicating with TIME FOR THE SHOW is super-easy! You can
e-mail your nudes to [email protected], you can live-tweet
us during the show at @timeforthetweet.

HOW YOU CAN HELP
By contributing to our Patreon, you directly help fund the backbone for the show
and help provide for material needed for promotion. Financing is needed for
show production including microphones and hardware, hosting the show online,
maintaining the podcast episodes and the production of items like stickers,
posters and t-shirts.

Donors will receive special recognition in the Hypercube Laboratory Discord,
HyperCOMM as well as priority access in reaching out to the hosts during
a show. Donors will also receive access to the members-only content, including
access to prank calls heard on the show, post-show meetings with the cast,
and occasional secret shows for members!

Hosts:
Fidd Chewley - One Person
Doktor Faux - The Man
Revrand Peas - Nice Guy


Tiers
Algae Level
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Your best value!
  • Shout-out on sign-up and every monthly patreon cycle! 
  • Receive donor-status on HyperCOMM!


Includes Discord rewards
Latex Level
$2 or more per month 2 patrons
 Not intended for use in any fashion! 
  • Access to members-only audio feed! 
  • Includes Algae Level!
Includes Discord rewards
Three-Ply Level
$3 or more per month 1 patron
More suitable for larger messes!
  • Access to the HyperCOMM #taphouse vip-chat
  • Includes Latex Level!
Includes Discord rewards
Rehydrated Scab Level
$4 or more per month 1 patron
Easier to pull and stick!
  • Gain access to our VIP image-chat #scabs
  • Includes Three-Ply Level!
Includes Discord rewards
Astro-Turf Level
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Easier to mow thanks to BradyTECH lining!
  • Weekly Shoutout!
  • Upon joining, Peas will read your FORTUNE live!
  • Upon joining, Fidd will read a random bible verse and interpret it as it specifically relates to you!
  • Includes ALL inferior levels!
Includes Discord rewards
Potassium Level - Jihadi Special
$9.11 or more per month 3 of 5 patrons
"We lose money on this, every time!"
  • Autographed Caricature of the Prophet Muhammed (once)
  • Weekly Shoutout!  
  • Includes ALL inferior levels!
Includes Discord rewards
Oxtail & Vodka Level
$10 or more per month 1 patron
 "We lose money on this, every time!"
  • Autographed Time For The Show Poster
  • Weekly Shoutout!  
  • Includes ALL inferior levels!
Cool Ranch Level
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
"Which came first, ranch or Cool Ranch?"
  • Your e-mail to TIME FOR THE SHOW will always (unless noted) be read aloud on-air (Max 500 Char). Any questions will be first directed to Peas for a live response.
  • Cool Ranch members-only dropbox!
  • Access to #buttcommand host chat during shows!
  • Your name will be listed in the show notes of every episode recorded while you donate!
  • Includes prophet-drawing on sign first-time sign-up featured in Potassium Level, as well as all inferior levels!
Includes Discord rewards
Stupid Idiot Level for Morons
$35 or more per month 0 patrons
Prove your own self-worth to yourself!
  • Become OFFICIAL member of Stupid Idiot Club for Morons. 
  • LEGAL membership card.
  • Includes Cool-Ranch Level and inferior levels


Includes Discord rewards
Creamed Corn Level
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Monthly Mail Club!
  • Time For The Show will send you unbelievable wonders from the Hypercube Laboratory in the mail!
  • Includes Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Includes Discord rewards
Cobalt Level
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
For the Podcrust Connoisseur 
  • Cobalt Level T-Shirt (On joining and then annually)
  • Cobalt Level Membership Card
  • Includes Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Xenon Level
$101 or more per month 0 patrons
For the Podcrust Connoisseur 
  • Xenon T-Shirt Club
    Receive a t-shirt with every patreon cycle
  • Xenon Level T-shirt and membership card
  • Peas real phone number
  • Includes Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Red Phone Level
$200 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
Take Control of the Situation!
  • Upon joining, members will receive a phone-number that will allow them to call into the show anytime it is being broadcast. Your call will be taken in order received!
  • Includes prophet-drawing, Cool-Ranch access and all inferior levels!
Urtica Level
$420 or more per month 0 of 420 patrons
For the Podcrust Connoisseur 
  • Time For The Show will stop during EVERY SHOW to JUST SAY NO to drug-abstinence in YOUR name, and will partake of any variety of illicit substances available.
  • Includes Xenon Shirt Club, Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Peas real number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Introductory Masters Level
$500 or more per month 0 of 50 patrons
Executive Suites Available!
  • Access to the TIME FOR THE SHOW Annual Conference
    3-Day Weekend Seminar and Workshop
  • Includes lunch with Doktor Faux, drinks with Fidd Chewley and a fist-fight with Peas in the dark.
  • Includes Urtica level shout-out, Xenon Shirt Club, Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Peas real number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Introductory Masters Level II
$750 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
For those with only the finest appreciation!
  • Fidd Chewley will personally travel to you and check your tire pressure.
  • Access to the TIME FOR THE SHOW Annual Conference
  • Includes Urtica level shout-out, Xenon Shirt Club, Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Peas real number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Preliminary Masters Level
$999 or more per month 0 patrons
Committed Fans Only!
  • Never have to listen to Time For The Show again!
  • VIP Access to Annual Conference Courtesy Suite
  • One entire ham
  • Includes all inferior levels
Goals
$52 of $100 per month
"Best Of The Show" Compilation CD
2 of 4
Hypercube Laboratory and Free Think Radio proudly present:
TIME FOR THE SHOW!

Not a podcast, not a let's-play, not a vlog! It's LIVE radio-style entertainment
featuring your hosts Doktor Argus Faux, Fidd Chewley and Reverend Peas.
Weekly, your hosts will bring you exciting and disturbing music from the 
darkest corners of the internet, the latest dirt on cutting-edge buzzwords all
interlaced with their patented sardonic humor.

Time For The Show is BROADCAST LIVE  on www.freethinkradio.com
which plays a finely accrued selection of music throughout the day in
the frigid world of CANADA! When the show is not live, the auto-player
can keep your day rocking with different libraries of different genres for
throughout the day. The site also features built-in IRC chat.

Communicating with TIME FOR THE SHOW is super-easy! You can
e-mail your nudes to [email protected], you can live-tweet
us during the show at @timeforthetweet.

HOW YOU CAN HELP
By contributing to our Patreon, you directly help fund the backbone for the show
and help provide for material needed for promotion. Financing is needed for
show production including microphones and hardware, hosting the show online,
maintaining the podcast episodes and the production of items like stickers,
posters and t-shirts.

Donors will receive special recognition in the Hypercube Laboratory Discord,
HyperCOMM as well as priority access in reaching out to the hosts during
a show. Donors will also receive access to the members-only content, including
access to prank calls heard on the show, post-show meetings with the cast,
and occasional secret shows for members!

Hosts:
Fidd Chewley - One Person
Doktor Faux - The Man
Revrand Peas - Nice Guy


Recent posts by Hypercube Labs

Tiers
Algae Level
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Your best value!
  • Shout-out on sign-up and every monthly patreon cycle! 
  • Receive donor-status on HyperCOMM!


Includes Discord rewards
Latex Level
$2 or more per month 2 patrons
 Not intended for use in any fashion! 
  • Access to members-only audio feed! 
  • Includes Algae Level!
Includes Discord rewards
Three-Ply Level
$3 or more per month 1 patron
More suitable for larger messes!
  • Access to the HyperCOMM #taphouse vip-chat
  • Includes Latex Level!
Includes Discord rewards
Rehydrated Scab Level
$4 or more per month 1 patron
Easier to pull and stick!
  • Gain access to our VIP image-chat #scabs
  • Includes Three-Ply Level!
Includes Discord rewards
Astro-Turf Level
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
  • Easier to mow thanks to BradyTECH lining!
  • Weekly Shoutout!
  • Upon joining, Peas will read your FORTUNE live!
  • Upon joining, Fidd will read a random bible verse and interpret it as it specifically relates to you!
  • Includes ALL inferior levels!
Includes Discord rewards
Potassium Level - Jihadi Special
$9.11 or more per month 3 of 5 patrons
"We lose money on this, every time!"
  • Autographed Caricature of the Prophet Muhammed (once)
  • Weekly Shoutout!  
  • Includes ALL inferior levels!
Includes Discord rewards
Oxtail & Vodka Level
$10 or more per month 1 patron
 "We lose money on this, every time!"
  • Autographed Time For The Show Poster
  • Weekly Shoutout!  
  • Includes ALL inferior levels!
Cool Ranch Level
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
"Which came first, ranch or Cool Ranch?"
  • Your e-mail to TIME FOR THE SHOW will always (unless noted) be read aloud on-air (Max 500 Char). Any questions will be first directed to Peas for a live response.
  • Cool Ranch members-only dropbox!
  • Access to #buttcommand host chat during shows!
  • Your name will be listed in the show notes of every episode recorded while you donate!
  • Includes prophet-drawing on sign first-time sign-up featured in Potassium Level, as well as all inferior levels!
Includes Discord rewards
Stupid Idiot Level for Morons
$35 or more per month 0 patrons
Prove your own self-worth to yourself!
  • Become OFFICIAL member of Stupid Idiot Club for Morons. 
  • LEGAL membership card.
  • Includes Cool-Ranch Level and inferior levels


Includes Discord rewards
Creamed Corn Level
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Monthly Mail Club!
  • Time For The Show will send you unbelievable wonders from the Hypercube Laboratory in the mail!
  • Includes Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Includes Discord rewards
Cobalt Level
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
For the Podcrust Connoisseur 
  • Cobalt Level T-Shirt (On joining and then annually)
  • Cobalt Level Membership Card
  • Includes Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Xenon Level
$101 or more per month 0 patrons
For the Podcrust Connoisseur 
  • Xenon T-Shirt Club
    Receive a t-shirt with every patreon cycle
  • Xenon Level T-shirt and membership card
  • Peas real phone number
  • Includes Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Red Phone Level
$200 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
Take Control of the Situation!
  • Upon joining, members will receive a phone-number that will allow them to call into the show anytime it is being broadcast. Your call will be taken in order received!
  • Includes prophet-drawing, Cool-Ranch access and all inferior levels!
Urtica Level
$420 or more per month 0 of 420 patrons
For the Podcrust Connoisseur 
  • Time For The Show will stop during EVERY SHOW to JUST SAY NO to drug-abstinence in YOUR name, and will partake of any variety of illicit substances available.
  • Includes Xenon Shirt Club, Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Peas real number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Introductory Masters Level
$500 or more per month 0 of 50 patrons
Executive Suites Available!
  • Access to the TIME FOR THE SHOW Annual Conference
    3-Day Weekend Seminar and Workshop
  • Includes lunch with Doktor Faux, drinks with Fidd Chewley and a fist-fight with Peas in the dark.
  • Includes Urtica level shout-out, Xenon Shirt Club, Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Peas real number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Introductory Masters Level II
$750 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
For those with only the finest appreciation!
  • Fidd Chewley will personally travel to you and check your tire pressure.
  • Access to the TIME FOR THE SHOW Annual Conference
  • Includes Urtica level shout-out, Xenon Shirt Club, Mail Club, Red-Phone number, Peas real number, Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Preliminary Masters Level
$999 or more per month 0 patrons
Committed Fans Only!
  • Never have to listen to Time For The Show again!
  • VIP Access to Annual Conference Courtesy Suite
  • One entire ham
  • Includes all inferior levels