Potassium Level - Jihadi Special
"We lose money on this, every time!"
- Autographed Caricature of the Prophet Muhammed (once)
- Weekly Shoutout!
- Includes ALL inferior levels!
Stupid Idiot Level for Morons
Prove your own self-worth to yourself!
- Become OFFICIAL member of Stupid Idiot Club for Morons.
- LEGAL membership card.
- Includes Cool-Ranch Level and inferior levels
Creamed Corn Level
Monthly Mail Club!
- Time For The Show will send you unbelievable wonders from the Hypercube Laboratory in the mail!
- Includes Cool Ranch access, prophet drawing and all inferior levels!
Preliminary Masters Level
Committed Fans Only!
- Never have to listen to Time For The Show again!
- VIP Access to Annual Conference Courtesy Suite
- One entire ham
- Includes all inferior levels